"Did you really turn against me?" Chen ang looked around, but he was in a secluded forest. He was already in a very high place. Looking around, thousands of peaks were like halberds, and ten thousand feet opened the screen. The left and right vegetation were four seasons Jiamu and wonderful Ganoderma lucidum, which were different from the common customs. He understood that the LORD God had interfered with his return process, and I didn''t know which world he was exiled to.


    Chen Ang''s various layouts in the main god space still touch the cleaning mechanism of the main god space after all. The main God has nothing to do with him. Only when he returns, he is trying to get rid of him. The world can be exiled by the main God. Most of it is an extremely dangerous world, which may be suffocated by the main God.


    Chen ang glanced and went deep into the micro origin of the world. Only then did he find that there were no atoms and molecules in the world. It was all formed by one Qi. Yuan Qi created the world and Qi became the world, which is the most orthodox fairy world view.


    He felt that he was out of tune with the world. With a smile, he restored Tianhe''s mana and changed to the dress of a Taoist.


    At this time, a song suddenly came from the front: "watching chess, Ke LAN, cutting wood, walking slowly at the mouth of the valley on the edge of the cloud. Selling salaries and selling wine, laughing wildly from Tao Qing. The Cang path is high in autumn, pillow the pine roots against the moon, and feel the dawn..." Chen ang suddenly said: "It turned out to be a world opened up by immortal Taiqing... The LORD God was really sinister and wanted to use Taiqing''s hand to remove me... Unfortunately, Taiqing did nothing, and the so-called law did not prohibit it! Where would he embarrass me? Most of them would just find it interesting!"


    In the three Qing Dynasties, Taiqing did nothing. The world he opened up did not have such a strict causal law net as the Shushan world. The leader Chen was also a saint of the leader in Taiqing. I''m afraid Chen ang would be more convenient here.


    After singing the song once, Chen ang saw a woodcutter with Ruo Li on his head, wearing cloth clothes and holding a steel axe. On the way down the mountain, he was suddenly stopped by a monkey. One person and one monkey were talking endlessly. Chen ang felt a little sigh. The world opened up by Taiqing immortal, Shinto is superior to humanity, which is really against his heart.


    The world Shinto is superior to humanity, and the gods intervene in smelting, farming and customs. I''m afraid they have long deviated from the development track of humanity. Only in the spring and autumn, woodcutters on the mountain use steel axes. In this world where God interferes everywhere, we can''t use the common sense of the world where humanity is booming. I''m afraid the rise and fall of dynasties and the humanitarian pattern will be affected by the Shinto.


    The monkey in front of him nagged the woodcutter for a long time. When he turned up the mountain, he saw a Taoist with a Star crown and a jade face standing there halfway up the mountain. He just kept looking out of the mountain. The clouds among the peaks tumbled and fell at the Taoist''s feet. They were like immortals. The monkey quickly went up and asked, "old fairy! Old fairy! Disciples start..."


    Chen ang smiled at him, shook his head and said, "you monkey, why do you call everyone an immortal? Do you think I didn''t hear you when you asked the woodcutter below?"


    At this time, the monkey has no name, only a mixed number, called the monkey king. It learns to bow and say: "Old fairy, now that you''ve heard it, let me explain. I''m a disciple of Aolai country in the East China Sea who came to practice and visit Taoism. I heard that brother woodcutter just said that this is Lingtai Fangcun mountain. There is a Bodhi master in the mountain who is an old fairy with successful practice. I''ll learn from the old fairy the ability of immortality?"


    "I am not the Bodhi master!" Chen ang shook his head and said: "But I have also heard of his name. He has a cave on the mountain, called the three-star cave of the oblique moon. Because this name is related to a cult thousands of miles away in the west, I never liked it, so I didn''t communicate much. I only heard that he sat down and taught many disciples to invite immortal fuluan, ask for divination, nourish yin and Yang, and reconcile women''s milk."


    "How do you get into the real door of such false cultivation?" Chen ang looked at the monkey and shook his head "Are you a monkey, willing to learn how to eat human milk and pick Yin and replenish Yang... I heard that apes and other lustful creatures often become monsters of climate. They go everywhere to plunder beautiful women, some called Shen chungong, some called joking Saburo, Zhou Jia and Bofu. They are extremely lustful. Bold male monkeys call themselves the great saint of heaven, Qi Tianda saint and female monkeys Old mother Lishan... Do you want to learn from them? "


    The monkey said, "don''t dare, don''t dare... The disciple is a serious practitioner and doesn''t dare to have these disorderly thoughts."


    "What do you want to learn?" Chen ang asked.


    The monkeys bowed down and said, "I''m a stone monkey in the mountains. I play and eat flowers and fruits all day. I''m not at ease. After a long time, when I see the old monkey in the mountains dying, I know that there is really a great terror between life and death. So I began to live long and seek the Tao. I came all the way from Aolai country to ask the old fairy for advice for longevity."


    "The art of longevity!" Chen ang said with emotion: "the best fruit to eat, the middle official, and the lowest is to ask for the way. You come here... Ask for fish, ask for fish!"


    The monkey heard that there were three grades in longevity. He had been struggling for longevity for more than ten years, just like flowers in the moon mirror in the water. When he asked, he was overjoyed, kowtowed and asked, "ask the teacher to release!"


    Chen angdao: "Going west to Wuzhuang Temple of Wanshou mountain, there is Zhen Yuanzi, an expert in Taoism. His family has a ginseng fruit tree. If people have the chance to smell the fruit, they will live 360 years; if they eat one, they will live 47000 years. On that day, there are 3600 flat peach trees in front of the yaochi lake, where the queen mother is located. The flowers and fruits are small, and they ripen once every 3000 years. People eat them and become immortals and get the Tao. In the middle One thousand two hundred plants are ripe in six thousand years. People eat xiaju and fly up and live forever. The next one thousand two hundred plants, with purple lines and fine nuclei, are ripe in nine thousand years. People eat them and live as long as heaven and earth, and the sun and moon are the same as Geng. "


    "There are also Zhima Xiancao and Shouwu ginseng on earth. They all prolong life and eat good things that become immortals."


    The monkey was fascinated. For a time, he was swayed and couldn''t help himself. The monkey liked to eat peaches. He could not help but smell such a good thing. He hurriedly asked, "the teacher taught me... How to eat that flat peach?"


    "Well!" Chen ang hesitated: "Ordinary people... Can''t eat, can''t eat! You can only eat when the Queen Mother Jade Emperor invites fairies from nine days and ten places to hold a grand meeting of flat peaches. It''s not something that ordinary people can eat... Only immortals can eat... So I say that medium-sized officials can not only soar and live forever, but also participate in the feast of flat peaches. If they are lucky Eat a peach... What else can you learn? Live as long as the sky. "


    The monkey was a little confused. He broke his fingers and calculated: "only immortals can eat flat peaches? But aren''t immortals immortal? If I want to eat flat peaches, I will become an immortal, but if I become an immortal, what else do I eat? Those immortals live forever. They eat flat peaches... Old immortals... You confused me!"


    "What''s wrong with this?" Chen ang calculated to him: "it''s like a mortal... To be an official, you must first be recommended by an official. If an official recommends, he will be an official for a long time! What''s difficult is you people who have nothing to do with the official..."


    "The immortal doesn''t need to eat flat peaches. If he needs to eat flat peaches, he can''t eat them!"


    The monkey became furious and scolded, "what a bastard immortal! They are immortal! What flat peaches do they rob us... Old immortal, where is the Wuzhuang Temple going?"


    "Where are you going? What are you doing?" Chen ang asked, "but I want a ginseng fruit to eat?"


    The monkey nodded and said, "I don''t know the bottom of the day. The yaochi pool is far away. I don''t have the ability. How can I go? It''s better to be near the Wuzhuang temple. If the Zhenyuan immortal is a kind family, I''ll ask him for a ginseng fruit to eat. If it''s like those immortals... I''ll steal one back. If I can steal two, I can share half of your old man."


    Chen ang said with a smile, "you know how capable Zhen Yuanzi is, so you want to steal other people''s ginseng fruit to eat?"


    "I''d better tell you how to be an official!" Chen ang said: "three disasters and nine difficulties, not to mention him, this is heaven and earth to kill you. If you want to be an official in Tianting Lingshan, there will be countless disasters, including smaller officials, thousands of children and hundreds of robbers, larger officials and tens of millions of robbers. If you want to be the Jade Emperor, it will be immeasurable robbers, knives and axes, thunder and fire. It''s as difficult as heaven!"


    The monkeys held their breath and asked in horror, "are all the celestial immortals repaired like this? How can there be so many immortals in such suffering?"


    "No!" Chen ang said with a smile, "how can anyone become an immortal after such suffering?"


    "Of course, it''s buying and selling officials, flattering and flattering, being supported by relatives and friends, or waiting for an immortal to appreciate you and help you to be an immortal. There are also good people in the world. After reincarnation, go to heaven to be a boy and a girl, and sweep and sprinkle the heavenly soldiers. If you''re lucky enough to serve an immortal and someone reaches out to pull you, you can also be an immortal!"


    "There are also murderers and arsonists. They become demons, train demon soldiers, form strongholds, patrol the mountains and gather in the mountains. After that, they wait for the gods in the sky to recruit you! In order to calm the situation, they give you a small official as big as sesame, and you will become an immortal and a Buddha, and become an official and a general!"


    Looking at the stunned monkey, Chen ang shook his head and said: "You can''t do that. Even if you''re lucky enough to be an immortal, you''ll offend your colleagues, be framed, or break the rules of heaven. You''d better go to the world and experience for decades! I think you have a life of more than 300 years, and most of you have to be an official for 100 years. Take care of the celestial immortals in all Taoist fairs on earth. Let''s find a chance!"


    The monkey''s three souls walked two and six souls scattered three. Hearing Chen Ang''s lecture on Tianting officialdom to him, he unconsciously followed him to the mountain. He saw a cave in the distance. The weather of the immortal family was very extraordinary. A stone tablet in his left hand wrote: Lingtai square inch mountain, oblique moon three-star cave!


    The monkey knew that the place had arrived, but he was not very happy.


    He saw a boy standing at the entrance of the cave, but he didn''t rush over. He just grabbed Chen Ang''s clothes and asked, "this boy is extraordinary. With the immortal around, he may become an immortal?"


    Chen ang looked straight at the past, calculated the boy''s past and present life, saw through his internal organs, shook his head and said, "the common bone has not shed, in the future, just some capable Taoists can''t become immortals!"


    The monkey caught up and asked, "disturb the fairy!"


    The boy said positively, "are you the visitor? Why did you make me wait for you so long? Come in with me to see the grandmaster!"


    The monkey pleaded guilty and said, "I''m here to learn the art of immortality... Dare you ask the fairy boy, can you become an immortal?"


    "What nonsense are you talking about... My ancestral master has more magical powers than immortals, but you, a monkey who visits Taoism and practices, also want to become immortals? Magical powers are easy to get, and the positive results are hard to find... Can''t you get in yet?"