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Chapter 198

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    "I tell you, although I write novels, I''m actually right."


    "Oh? Really, I''ll make a couplet. Look at it?"


    "No problem! Just come!"


    "Then... Jing Ke stabbed the king of Qin and carried it on his two hairy legs! Right."


    "Er..."


    Tang Junhao was a talkative man. Du Ziyuan talked with him and completely forgot Yanyun Songzi who was silent.


    At this time, the pine nut was eating calmly, and there was nothing wrong with his appearance. But if Du Ziyuan can recall his previous experience, he will surely realize that something is wrong.


    It''s a pity that he only knew Songzi and didn''t know her so well. Listening to two big men blowing there, she suddenly interrupted, "do you two want to listen to music?"


    "Hmm?" Du Ziyuan and Tang Junhao looked at her in surprise. They didn''t understand how she said that.


    "Oh, yes! I almost forgot," Tang Junhao said with a smile. "Kuang Shao is a singer of Miao Hong''s origin. This time, one person has two jobs to attend the seven front Festival. Today, if you can hear the first singer of longying country sing a song, you will be lucky."


    "True or false?" Du Ziyuan doubted. "With such a poisonous mouth, won''t the song be poisonous?"


    "Poison can''t poison you. You''re the king of all poisons. Zhuyeqing will be poisoned as a clam when he meets you," said Songzi to Du Ziyuan and looked at Tang Junhao. "Don''t call me Ge Ji! I''m not ge Ji."


    "Why?" Tang Junhao wondered.


    Pine nuts first looked around, then leaned forward and put a pair of breasts on the table. She motioned them close, as if to tell a secret.


    Du Ziyuan and Tang Junhao naturally came together and heard her say, "I tell you, in fact, my mother is a man."


    "Ha?" Tang Junhao was confused, and Du Ziyuan turned his eyes. This guy is here again. He always has this unrealistic fantasy.


    "Don''t you believe it?" Songzi said seriously. "I didn''t lie to you. I was really a man 500 years ago, but when something happened in the underground, I fell into the six samsara without drinking Mengpo soup. As a result, I lost little haw."


    "Yes, you''re right. You were born 500 years ago. So you''re 500 years old? Should we all call you grandma?" Du Ziyuan said perfunctorily.


    "Gee, you haven''t been to the underground," said Songzi. "The time flow rate in the underground is different from that in other places. Otherwise, how can you deal with so many people dying every day? Although I was born 500 years ago, I was born only 16 years ago. Now I''m still a beautiful girl with tender water."


    After listening to this, Tang Junhao pulled up ladu Ziyuan''s sleeve and whispered in his ear, "brother Du, should she be drunk? How can she talk nonsense?"


    "No, you can get drunk with such low alcohol?" Du Ziyuan was a little uncertain. After all, he knows that pine nuts are bad, but he may not know how bad they are.


    Tang Junhao also said, "don''t underestimate the Buddha in our family. The so-called ''wine and meat go through the intestines and stay in the Buddha''s heart''. If the Buddha in our family doesn''t stay, it means that you can''t even keep the Buddha in your heart after drinking this wine."


    "With this?" Du Ziyuan didn''t believe it.


    "The wine is not strong at the beginning, but once you drink the seventh Cup, the wine gas will add up, and there will be a sudden change. Even the experts in Juyuan territory can''t stop it," Tang Junhao explained. "Brother Du, you have drunk six cups just now, so don''t drink any more."


    "What are you talking about?" Du Ziyuan asked after drinking the wine in the bowl.


    "Er... When I didn''t say," Tang Junhao covered his face and thought carefully, "no, they are both drunk. It''s too bad for me to wake up alone! Well, I''ll sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman today!"


    Then he drank a few more.


    All three of them can''t remember what happened after that.


    Du Ziyuan vaguely remembered that the three people helped each other to the top of the mountain. Tang Junhao said that this is the highest place in Qifeng city and can see the most beautiful night scene. Du Ziyuan said he was not satisfied. He took out a small bench and stood up: "now I''m higher!"


    The remaining two shouted:


    "Yo Yo!"


    "Yo! If you don''t help me, I''ll take you!"


    Then matsushiko suggested that he should go farther than anyone. But then she remembered that she had a little chirp, so she sat at the bottom of the tree with her legs in her arms.


    Du Ziyuan stood on the small bench with Tang Junhao shoulder to shoulder and sang. He couldn''t get out of tune. Anyway, he was blind and high. Later, Songzi couldn''t see it anymore. He ran over and kicked them down, and then stood on the small bench to show what real singing was. They were shocked! Turned into a fan and called crazy.


    Later, the three people inexplicably decided to burn yellow paper to make obeisance.


    Du Ziyuan was the oldest and became the eldest. Tang Junhao was half a month younger than him and became the second. The youngest Yanyun Songzi naturally became the third.


    ……


    "I don''t want to be a junior!" she seemed to complain.


    ……


    "Don''t call me Dick, will you?"


    "Good Dick, I know Dick." "good Dick, I know Dick."


    Such a dialogue seems to have happened.


    ……


    When he woke up the next day, Du Ziyuan found that he had returned to his room. He rubbed his swollen head, leaned against Lin yufrown''s chest and drank sober soup: "last night... Hiss... What happened?"


    "Master, yesterday you tried hard to find the cemetery and said you were going to dance there." Xiao Jin said to one side.


    "How could I say such words?" Du Ziyuan was stunned. He never knew he would be crazy. It seems that you should be careful when drinking in the future


    "It''s more than that. Later, you held Xiaoyu and kissed..."


    "Xiao Jin!" Lin yufrown suddenly interrupted her, "I just borrowed the kitchen here to make breakfast, and some were left over there."


    "Really!" little kinton''s eyes lit up and ran away.


    Du Ziyuan adjusted the contact surface between his head and Lin yufrown''s chest to make himself more comfortable: "there were two people with me last night."


    "You mean those two? The little girl was picked up by her sister, and a childe was arranged in the next empty room." Lin yufrown gently rubbed his temples for him and said calmly.


    "Really?" Du Ziyuan suddenly said again, "by the way! I found some passable dishes here yesterday, and another kind of wine is very good, but I can''t drink more and it''s easy to get on."
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