"Live and die like a dog!"


    "You can''t bark when being scolded! It''s funny to be like a dog!"


    "You can''t bark when you are scolded!"


    Tang Bohu finally successfully entered Washington and became a low servant, code named 9527 for life.


    However, as a low-level servant, it''s too difficult to pursue Qiuxiang. It''s not easy to get a chance, but it''s spoiled by the martial champion.


    In the evening, Tang Bohu was ready to attack at night, but he was beaten by sister pomegranate.


    ……


    "You misunderstood. In fact, I always respect you as an old woman."


    "God! You fell in love with your mother! Such a treacherous thing... It''s so exciting!"


    "Alas!"


    ……


    "Come on, don''t pity me because I''m a charming flower and ravage me severely, ah -"


    Just as sister pomegranate was pestering, the four * * of the East, the west, the South and the North appeared in time. They stunned pomegranate and coerced Tang Bohu to help them find Qiuxiang.


    Tang Bohu took the opportunity to want a wave of heroes to save the United States, so he lied that little * * Zhou Botong showed them the way.


    Seeing this, Wang Zhiqiu subconsciously looked at Zhou different. The latter also covered his face with embarrassment. Heaven can see pity. His affair with Qiu Xiaoyu is completely natural. He has never seduced her, and it is impossible to seduce people with his appearance. However, no matter what he said, he could not change the fact that he pried the corner of the emperor. He was really speechless for a time.


    Tang Bohu''s martial arts are more than enough to deal with several licentious thieves. Unfortunately, he was bent on picking up girls. As a result, he was foamed at the mouth by Qiuxiang''s Cross soul chasing stick. Finally, Mrs. Hua came out and subdued several adulterers.


    Originally, she was just with the adulterer and could defend herself with coercion, but she was so immortal that Qiuxiang''s hidden collection of Tang Yin''s poems was found. Mrs. Hua was immediately angry and wanted to kill the owner of the book. She was abandoned by Tang Bohu''s father when she was young, so she became hate because of love. Qiu Xiang, who collected books, immediately panicked. Tang Bohu seized this opportunity and fooled Mrs. Hua directly with a percussion instrument and rap.


    "Madam, the villain originally lives near the city of Suzhou. He has a house and a field at home. His life is boundless..."


    It''s a pity that the cartoon doesn''t show sound, so the impact of this paragraph is much smaller. Du Ziyuan had been thinking about adding a sound cartoon when he drew this paragraph. Unfortunately, the current Lingguang jade does not have this function.


    Qiu Xiang took the opportunity to repay his kindness. Tang Bohu not only didn''t get executed, but also became a schoolboy of two CHILDES, named Hua''an. However, he clashed with the teacher. He pulled out a watermelon knife, showed his tattoo and shouted, "I have a green dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right. The old cow is at the waist and the faucet is on the chest. People block killing and Buddha block killing Buddha!"


    Then he was killed by master Hua who opened the door. Tang Bohu took the opportunity to become a senior book boy. His status in Washington rose sharply, and servant girls would pester him to read poetry.


    "One Hua''an, two eyes, three girls... Six milk!"


    ……


    While Tang Bohu was getting along well with Qiu Xiang, Zhu Zhishan, disguised as Tang Bohu, was caught in Washington. Later, by chance, he was locked up in the firewood room and was given by sister pomegranate. This is the fulfillment of his previous poison oath.


    So far, the preparatory work is all over. After that, King Ning, the boss, came on stage. He had two generals under his command, one of whom was Tang Bohu''s deadly scholar who killed his father''s enemy. And the other is to pierce the intestines.


    King Ning failed to win over Grand Master Hua, so he planned to make Chuanchang find an excuse to challenge the grand master.


    Fortunately, Tang Bohu saved him in time, but he vomited dozens of blood through his intestines.


    Even Tang Junhao himself couldn''t help shouting, "wonderful! Wonderful!"


    To wear intestines out: there are three masters in one village and two Li. They don''t know the four books, five classics and six righteousness. They dare to teach seven or eight or nine children. They are very bold


    Tang Bohu: ten rooms and nine poor people make up 827 yuan, 65.4%, but they are half hearted and first-class


    In the picture, the dragon does not sing, the tiger does not roar, and the little bookboy is ridiculous


    Tang Bohu: in the chessboard, the car has no wheels and the horse has no rein. Call the general to be on guard


    To wear intestines out: yingyingyan is emerald, red and harmonious everywhere


    Tang Bohu: rain, rain, wind, flowers and leaves every year


    ……


    After that, there were several pairs, of which the "ten thoughts" was omitted by Du Ziyuan. After all, the words "thinking" and "appreciation" in the fairy world were not written in this way.


    This paragraph makes people mistakenly think that Du Ziyuan is talented, and even making so many wonderful pairs is convincing.


    Hua''an, the Savior in danger, temporarily defeated King Ning, but was recognized by Mrs. Hua. Finally, he was killed one day and was imprisoned in the firewood house. However, he also took the opportunity to make rapid progress in his relationship with Qiu Xiang. Seeing that Tang Bohu was about to be executed, when Qiu Xiang pleaded with Mrs. Hua, the deadly scholar came again and defeated the whole Washington.


    At the critical moment, Tang Bohu shot again, stabbed the life-threatening scholar with a bully gun without a gun head, and saved Washington. Mrs. Hua was moved by him and agreed to betroth Qiu Xiang to him, but there was a play of Qiu Xiang, which made Tang Bohu want to be immortal and die.


    Finally, Qiu Xiang was married by him, but... Is this really Tang Bohu''s ideal partner? On the last page, Qiu Xiang exposed the nature of gamblers. Tang Bohu screamed and fainted, which made people laugh and laugh.


    After reading the whole cartoon, there are few people who can stand up straight. There are so many funny places in this cartoon that people can''t guess. They laugh every time. The logic of the key story is very rigorous. For example, Tang Bohu first talked about percussion, and then he showed his percussion. For example, he mentioned that he could stab the dead without a gun head at the beginning, and finally defeated the deadly scholar with this move.


    The layman watched the excitement and laughed happily. The layman also saw the layout and couldn''t help admiring it.


    Both works have been reviewed. In fact, the atmosphere in the field can explain the final result.


    Du Ziyuan and Wutong Ye''s works are sad and sad. They are very emotional. If the Wutong leaf story is strong enough, readers will find Du Ziyuan''s comic misfits and embarrassments. However, the fact is that the joy of Tang Bohu ordering autumn fragrance directly dissipates the sadness of laughing city. On the contrary, readers will feel a little embarrassed when they think back.


    Finally, the voting results of 10 thousand public judges and 3 guests were: Wutong leaf 3134, mountain breeze 8366.


    Big score rolling, mountain wind wins!