The God of food replied, "you think too much. The dragon imperial concubine is so weak. Who will take care of you? You''d better guard against Tianlong Xingjun. He''s careful."


    Tianlong Xingjun: "I seem to hear someone speak ill of me behind my back."


    "Mom!" the God of food shook his hand with Lingguang jade and almost didn''t jump out of the quilt. The appearance of the Dragon Star King is too scary.


    "It''s over. I''m going to be remembered by Tianlong Xingjun. Am I cold?"


    The head of the God of food is about to explode. This is really a wave. Tianlong Xingjun is famous for being stingy and provoked him. The God of food has suffered.


    Trembling, he picked up Lingguang jade and saw a surprise on his face: "eh! There is such a thing!?"


    It turned out that someone attracted fire to him.


    Under the speech of Tianlong Xingjun, messages appeared as if they had brushed the screen.


    Qinglian: "go to hell with the old loach!"


    Qinglian said: "you''re shameless! You''re tracking me with dongshijing! (angry expression)"


    Qinglian said: "it''s a challenge! Believe it or not, I''ll stab your chrysanthemums for a barbecue! (long gun expression)"


    Qinglian little darling: "￥%... ￥%"


    ……


    In a word, there are a lot of swearing words. If you look carefully, you can see a message from Tianlong Xingjun "wait for me". After these five words, he never showed up again.


    Li Qinglian''s sudden appearance attracted all the firepower of Tianlong Xingjun and spared the God of food, which was a good thing for him. However, as soon as she brushed the screen, the post of God of food was crooked, and he was still very distressed.


    No way, he had to send another message: "is there no one to help me? I''m really just a cook. How dare I add ingredients to the meals of his wives?"


    Wu Shen: "then don''t worry so much. I''m not afraid of the shadow. My brother won''t fuck you for no reason."


    God of food: "God knows, I don''t think it''s strange what the guy with a hole in his head has done. (spread his hand expression)"


    Wu Shen: "... I remember reminding you last time. He will also go to this forum (bad smile)."


    God of food: "no, it''s not so coincidence. (frightened expression) * 3, (hematemesis expression) * 3"


    Universe invincible handsome man: "(funny expression)"


    God of food: "who is this? I have such a shameless name."


    Wu Shen: "this is my brother. Please ask for blessings from yourself (goodbye expression)."


    (hint: the God of food left the forum.)


    The universe invincible handsome man: "what happened to him? I just came here. I heard that xiaolianer and the old loach are working. Where is it?"


    Wu Shen: "just turn it up. You''re not my brother? Who are you?"


    The universe is invincible and handsome: "my God is beautiful. When I got up this morning, I took the wrong Lingguang jade. My piece is in my husband''s hand. Anyway, I know his account number and password, so I''m too lazy to find him to change it back."


    ……


    At the same time, the God of food withdrew from the forum and came to a cloud chat group. This group was just established after cloud chat was developed. He was sure that there was no Tiandi in this group, because the group name was "Tiandi is a big sand pen".


    The emperor of heaven is a big sand pen chat group


    God of food: help, I went to the forum to post and met the emperor of heaven! All Taoist friends, help me.


    Hairy: what are you afraid of? Can he still eat you?


    When the God of food looked at him, he found that the only one who paid attention to him was a silent diver in the group. He didn''t say his identity when people asked him on weekdays. However, since he could join the group, he must be very familiar with the group leader or administrator. He should also be an immortal dissatisfied with the emperor of heaven.


    So he replied: the key is that I say his forum name shamelessly in front of him.


    Hairy: it''s really shameless. It seems to be called a handsome man.


    God of food: Yes, how can there be such shameless? Isn''t this a deliberate way to make complaints about it? As a result, he took the opportunity to give us small shoes. It''s really bad luck for such a God to stand on the stall. Now think about it, how did he deceive me into being an immortal? I might as well set up my barbecue stand in the night market.


    Cute little fox: really? Selling barbecue is better than being an immortal?


    When the God of food saw it, he was actually a green hat, that is, the administrator. He who can become the administrator of "the emperor of heaven is a big sand pen" group must have a deep resentment against the emperor of heaven, so he said calmly: isn''t it? If I hadn''t been on his pirate ship, maybe my wife and children would have been hot on the Kang now. What''s more, I''ve been single for thousands of years and don''t even have a bitch around. The key is that the sand pen is good. There are seventeen or eight wives and seven sons. Is he a breeding pig? Sometimes when I think I really want to beat him up, I suspect that I put medicine in his wife''s food. Labor and capital should have the courage to put medicine in your meal first, and then anus you!


    ……


    On the Tianting forum.


    Wu Shen: "by the way, did sun build a cloud chat group? She didn''t add me. Tell me my name and I''ll add it myself."


    Universe invincible handsome guy: "group name: the emperor of heaven is a big sand pen."


    Wu Shen: "Wow, how dare you name it? Aren''t you afraid my brother will bring you all?"


    The universe invincible handsome man: "my husband is not so stingy. He is very gentle."


    Wu Shen: "you haven''t seen him before. Forget it. What''s your name in that group?"


    The universe invincible handsome guy: "my name is'' lovely little fox '', I''m the administrator."


    Wu Shen: "I added it. You seem to be online."


    ……


    Let''s put aside the affairs of heaven and pray for the God of food quietly.


    Let''s take another look at Du Ziyuan.


    In Huaguo Mountain, the waterfall in front of the water curtain cave suddenly burst open, and a pure white gas rushed into the sky.


    "I finally came out!"


    Du Ziyuan''s roar rang through the whole island, and the big demons accepted by sun Tianyun fell to the ground one by one. No way, this breath is really terrible, like a mountain, pressing them out of breath.


    Du Ziyuan went out of the cave, looked around and jumped up. This time, without the help of the world killing hat, he flew directly with his own ability.


    "Ha ha!" he laughed happily.


    With a wave of his hand, the demon sword flew out, fell under his feet and carried him through the air. At the moment, he is like a Sword Fairy.


    When he arrived at Yukong, his empty sword technique finally had a place to use. It''s a pity that he only had a demon sword at present, otherwise the nine swords would be spectacular.


    "Eh? Isn''t Aunt sun there? Ha ha, slip away..." the demon sword at Du Ziyuan''s feet accelerated sharply and flew towards home. He really didn''t want to be abused again.