"Don''t you tell Nezha''s story?"
"We''ll talk about Nezha later. This gourd is also related to Nezha," Du Ziyuan began to tell children bedtime stories, "A long time ago, there was a Hulu mountain. There was a monster under the mountain. One day, a pangolin accidentally dug through Hulu mountain and released the monster. Although it was rescued by a kind grandfather, it was also dying. Before dying, it gave a colorful seed to the grandfather and said..."
"What did it say?" lilitia asked curiously.
It happened that one page was full at this time, so Du Ziyuan began to draw the second page: "Grandpa went home with seeds. After planting, a gourd vine grew in the ground, and seven gourds with different colors were born on the vine..."
"Hello! Hello!" cried lilitia. "Why did you jump here? Where''s the pangolin? What did it say?"
"Alas, you don''t care about such details," Du Ziyuan continued painting regardless of her. "The monster knew about it, so she decided to come and take the colorful gourd."
"Report king!"
"How many times have you said, don''t call me king, call me Lord queen!"
"Good king, tell the king that the old man''s house is ahead!"
When the monster came on stage, Du Ziyuan also lovingly switched to Xiaoai and Shanxin''s voice line to give dubbing.
"Eh?" but lilitia''s focus was elsewhere. "Why does this monster look so similar to Xiao Jin?"
"I told you not to care about such details." in fact, it was just painted by Du Ziyuan casually. He wanted to try if there was any way to get Xiaojin some faith. She was only one step away from becoming an immortal, and she was always ready early. The kind of monsters changed from snake spirits to dragon women.
Because the old man wanted to highlight a handsome character, Du Ziyuan simply used his own image.
Then lilitia saw that the Dragon girl who went to catch the gourd tied an old man back, which was called "catch the thief first, catch the king".
Then it was the turn of the seven gourds to send them in turn. Oh, no, they took turns to save Grandpa.
The neon language attribute of Da Wa has been changed, and Du Ziyuan has been changed into some common stems used by house men here.
Then... "Hahaha, what the hell! Why is only the head getting bigger!? this way of death, hahaha..." lilitia rolled directly on the beach. It seems that the big baby poked her smile.
Du Ziyuan waited for her to laugh for a while and then stopped to draw the story of Erwa.
The two children hung up. They were vigorous. They also had clairvoyant eyes, perspective eyes and laser eyes. Nezha flashed by the beach, and lilitia immediately became interested.
As a result, he saw a scene that was not suitable for children.
"Gee - how can you draw Xiaojin''s place? That''s what you usually think of her! Obscene! Shameless!"
"Fuck off!" Du Ziyuan said discontentedly, "why should I be scolded for drawing cartoons for you? What did I draw, a pile of mosaics, what can you see?"
"Mosaic? So this pile of things is called mosaic. I thought it was ink paste."
Du Ziyuan pointed to Moyun on his wrist: "apologize! Apologize to Moyun! How can the Dragon ink dyed by it paste!"
Mo Yun also showed a wronged look: "baa ~"
"Oh, well, well, I''m wrong," lilitia touched Moyun''s little head. "Little guy, I wronged you. I''m sorry."
"Baa ~" Mo Yun rubbed her fingers, looking very close.
Then Du Ziyuan painted three, four, five and six children one after another.
Almost every one made lilitia laugh and her abdominal muscles twitch.
"Hahaha, why does such a powerful gourd essence have hemorrhoids!? and why does it produce so much blood!? hahaha... No, I''m going to laugh to death. These gourd brothers are sent by themselves. How do the six babies attack? What do you mean by painting those landscape paintings?"
Du Ziyuan smiled mysteriously, "can''t you figure it out? That proves that your intelligence level is the same as that of Xiao Jin." then he got up and went to the house.
When it was time for dinner, Lin yufrown had already cooked dinner, and Xiao Jin, who didn''t know where to go, came back on time. When she saw lilitia with a picture in her frown and meditation at the door, she couldn''t help looking up and saying, "what is this?"
Lilitia handed her the page where Liuwa jumped into the street: "can you see how the gourd essence died?"
"Gourd essence? What are six dolls? Six dolls? But there''s nothing here, just some mountains, stones, where dolls come from?" Xiao Jin said with some doubts.
"Sure enough, don''t you know?" lilitia sighed. At the same time, she was relieved. Fortunately, Xiao Jin didn''t know, otherwise she would doubt life.
Just when she thought so, she heard Xiao Jin say, "this is painted by the master. It is estimated that the people in the painting are invisible, so he can save a lot of effort to paint people."
"What?!" lilitia suddenly realized that she was invisible! Why didn''t she think of it!?
Now Xiao Jin said it first. Doesn''t that mean
It happened that Du Ziyuan came out when he heard the voice. Seeing this scene, he couldn''t help laughing and said, "Oh, when did my Xiaojin become so smart? It seems that your IQ is still below Xiaojin."
Xiao Jin said happily, "thank you, master."
And lilitia looked desperate: "no -"
That night, she had a nightmare. She was overwhelmed by a group of palm sized Du Ziyuan. Every little Du Ziyuan said to her, "your IQ is not as good as Xiaojin", "your IQ is not as good as Xiaojin", "your IQ is not as good as Xiaojin"
"No! Ah! No, you don''t come!"
A week later, lilitia didn''t dare to close her eyes again.
Du Ziyuan has a lot of time to play recently, so he thinks of more tricks.
One day he looked at the animation of little book and suddenly felt that something was missing.
"Yes! How can there be no bullet screen when watching animation?" Du Ziyuan immediately contacted Luo Yun Tianjun as soon as he thought of it.
But this time, because he lent the jade Bi to Xiao Shuanger, he couldn''t go to heaven. Luo Yun Tianjun said to him, "well, what you said, the technology in the mechanism city should be able to do it. I''ll say hello there. You can get it there directly."
Du Ziyuan thought it would be a success, so he agreed.
He found a time to go to the organ City, but this time he didn''t have to worry about getting lost because there were special people waiting to pick him up.