I am currently treating Naruto to ramen after a few missions. Since I eat so much, I have to make enough money to feed myself. I''m on my 10th bowl of ramen explaining to Naruto the Earth Release: Added-Weight Rock technique and its benefits.


    Sage: So, with the extra weight you can train and feel the difference in your results.


    Naruto: But Sage- Nii, won''t I be at a disadvantage when I fight or complete a mission.


    Sage: Of course not, because you don''t have to have it activated while on a mission only when you are training. But once you get to my level you can use it almost all the time. The only draw- back is that in order to keep it activated chakra is consistently used.


    Naruto: Ohhhhhh. Ok but since mom said I don''t have an affinity for Earth release I don''t think I can use it.


    Sage: Don''t worry about it. I can use it on you so when we train you improve yourself. Also, how goes your training on getting along with the Kyubi?


    Naruto: It''s going okay, I guess. I''m trying to get along and I tried to name him but then he actually told me his name.


    Sage: That''s good. On to a new topic. Naruto, how is it going with you chasing that pink haired girl?


    Naruto: Oh, you mean Sakura-chan. Well, it was like you said, she was fickle and a fan girl with no real personality.


    Sage: I warned you, but you wouldn''t listen. Anyway, what about that shy girl you see every now and then?


    Naruto: You mean Hinata?


    Sage: Yeah, her. I doubt she will refuse if you ask her on a date.


    Naruto: Well, I think she is cute but I barely talked to her, in or out of the academy.


    Sage: How about asking her out then?


    Naruto: I don''t know. What if she refuses?


    Naruto: Ok, I will ask her out.


    Sage: Cool. Naruto, did you find out when your graduation will be? Will your mom and dad be there?


    Naruto: It will be in the next 2 weeks. My mentor will Hatake Kakashi.


    Sage: What about your companions, do you know who they will be?


    Naruto: Not yet, I will find out next week though.


    Sage: Alright. Since you mastered the jutsus required to graduate you will be one of top of your class. Finish up so we can go train.


    Naruto: Ok Sage-Nii.


    After training I planned on buying a new wardrobe. I never knew why everyone wears combat sandals. I bought myself socks and proper boots that covered the toes. I got a new gray vest with the character for "Heaven" on the back like Akuma from Street Fighter with a black tight undershirt and black pants, not too baggy. Since I cared little for Shuriken and Kunai, I didn''t buy clothes to hold them.


    The next day I took another mission, this time far from Konoha. The missions I have been undertaking lately were all highly paid but to those weaker they were also harder missions. I grew extremely bored of hiding and covert missions. I learned how to control and hide my presence but that was at the start. Now, I no longer cared to hide. I took on subjugation missions, especially those that might involve engaging in battle with other villages and biju. On one mission I literally walked through the enemy camp and slaughtered them all without a care for hiding. I didn''t care if they knew who I was, where I came from. All the enemy knew was what I told them before they died. In a retrieval mission I told the Iwagakure shinobi that if I didn''t get the scrolls they stole back, I will destroy all them here and now. After they finished laughing, I flashed in front of the leader and held him up by his neck with my tail while I stood there with my arms crossed and told him, why aren''t you laughing now? Come on, give me a chuckle. I snapped his neck and then proceeded to kill the rest of them off. Of course, I got the scrolls back but because of my continued ways of finishing the missions I was given a nick name, The Demon of the Leaf. The reason I bought my vest with the "Heaven" kanji stitched on the back was because I thought it looked cool but to my victims'' they made it have a different meaning. When you see "Heaven" I will show you hell.


    Minato: Do you know why I called you in?


    Sage: Don''t know, was the client not happy to get his scrolls back?


    Minato: No, he was quite happy to get everything back in perfect condition and so quickly too.


    Sage: Then what is the problem Nii-san?


    One of the biggest assholes in the village just walked in, interrupted the Yondaime and told me.


    Danzo: The other villages have heard of your actions and are demanding your life.


    While completely belittling him and his words


    Sage: Who the f.u.c.k cares? If the most they can do is "tell you", that they want my head, and not come after me directly like a bunch of pussies, then their shinobi deserved to die by my hands. They should consider it an honor.


    Danzo: Watch what you say boy.


    Minato: Sage-kun, please mind what you say.


    Sage: I hope you remember what I told you before Nii-san, if not the Sandaime will be short another war buddy.


    Danzo: Why you little…


    Minato flashed in front of Danzo, of course its not to protect me but to help Danzo keep his life.


    Minato: Danzo-san, let it be for now. I will talk with him.


    Danzo left in a rage.


    Minato: That was not a good move Sage-kun. Be careful of Danzo and his methods.


    Sage: He is nothing but a head-flick away from life Nii-san.


    Minato: On to the matter at hand Sage-kun. The other villages are asking for your head and are willing to sign peace treaties with Konoha for it.


    Sage: Sorry Nii-san. It was so ridiculous that I lost control. You can rest assured, whether if it''s a different village or people who try to do anything to the people I care about, death will be their only respite.


    Minato: It''s ok, but keep in mind that you will be watched carefully by other villages and Danzo from now on.


    Sage: Nii-san just give me the word and all the villages will be part of Konoha.


    With those last words to Minato, I left the Hokage''s office and headed home. I had the best sleep in quite some time.