"Breathe... Breathe... Breathe... Breathe..."
Yue Fei is trying to do the legendary anal lifting exercise, because he heard that it is very useful to improve his ability in that aspect, so he has been very keen on doing this kind of exercise.
Especially after he was completely reborn, he always felt that the problems that had been bothering him all the time should disappear. After all, he now has a part of dragon blood, dragon—— Have you ever heard of a dragon that doesn''t lift!?
So when everything calmed down, he took advantage of the reason to go to the toilet to sneak into the woods. It was not easy for him to calm down and work hard to prepare for the holy moment.
Finally, with his unremitting efforts, the tired little brother seemed to wake up at last, opened his sleepy eyes and looked up lazily. However, soon he found that he seemed to have been cheated and there was no peach land waiting for him. Suddenly, the half awakened little brother launched an angry protest against his master, It was a quick pause.
"Finally, finally..."
Yue Fei''s face turned red and he was sweating, but his whole body trembled with excitement: "it''s finally effective!"
Even so, there was no reaction before, so Yue Fei was not only excited, he was so excited that he began to cry.
How many lonely nights have passed, how many wonderful movies have been ignored by him, how many tempting opportunities have passed by him, and how many opportunities to graduate from a virgin have been abandoned by him? Who can understand all this except him!? Who can understand his pain!?
At the thought of this, Yue Fei couldn''t help feeling sad in his heart. He was speechless and full of tears: why is it that I have to spend all my energy and concentration to do it when it is very normal and ordinary!? And so many assholes that can be light and easy to hold, but never cherish it well!?
Yue Fei wiped his tears and cheered himself up: "after crossing the goal of nine o''clock, is it far from twelve o''clock? Come on! Victory is ahead! Light is coming! The Great Crystal Palace
"Why? Boss, what are you doing? "
The sound suddenly sounded like a thunder. Yue Fei''s hair stood up. He quickly lifted his trousers and said in shame and anger, "didn''t I say go to the toilet? What are you doing here? "
Li Xinyi stood behind the tree and stuck out her tongue: "you haven''t come back for a long time. I''m not worried about you..."
What''s more, I''ve seen it... Li Xinyi added in her mind that she recalled the picture she saw through the telescope yesterday afternoon. Suddenly, her face was burning. She touched her face and said shyly, "come back if you''re OK, boss. The bamboo raft is ready to go."
With that, the little girl ran away.
Almost ruined!
Yue Fei leans back on the tree in a cold sweat. After Li Xinyi leaves, he returns to the beach after a while.
All the people were on the beach, and the damaged yacht had been taken away by the weak water. Xu Xuan envied the weak water as a way to accept the weak water. They all wanted to learn from her under the weak water gate. Unfortunately, the weak water was not in the mood to accept her disciples, And their talent is not good enough to let the weak water want to bring up all their belongings.
At this time, the beach has been cleaned up. In addition to everyone else, there is a very simple raft. After cutting off the branches, the big logs on the island are stacked up and down, and then tied up with green willows, the magic weapon of qingfan. It''s even useless for rivets - in fact, they don''t have that thing. Green willows are tied very tightly.
There''s no mast, no canvas, no rudder on the raft - well, there''s Linglong that can control the ocean, and there''s no need for those things, but who can tell me what happened to the tent on the raft?
Yue Fei looks at the big tent and feels very painful. Which one of the victims on the sea has time to set up a tent on the raft? And even playing mahjong is ready?
Pro, are you ready to float him at sea for a few days and nights?
With Linglong''s help, Yue Fei estimated that he would be back on the land in a few hours at most. However, judging from the posture of this group of women''s army, it seems that they would be sorry if they didn''t drift on the sea for a few days.
If Yue Fei hadn''t stopped him, Lin Ke Ke was even ready to dry the fish last night. The reason was that he could keep it as dry food for a long time if he was drifting on the sea.
Pro, the storage ring on our hand is not an ornament! Yue Fei has nothing to say about the degree of disconnection of his childhood.
Having said that, Kelin cola, Li Xinyi, Xu Xuan and even the stupid dragon are all happily preparing for drifting. Maybe the result is not important. What they enjoy is the preparation process? It''s hard for Yue Fei to understand women''s ideas. He prefers to go straight to the theme than complicated preparatory work.
Well, men like to go straight to the point.
"After we leave, there won''t be any problem with the array on the island, will there?"
Yue Fei looks back at the island. Although it has no name, it is absolutely important in Yue Fei''s heart. After all, it is not only the place where he is "reborn", but also the place where he is "strong". These two points are enough to be recorded in his life history.
"Don''t worry. Just in case, I went to the island two days ago and perfected the array again. It will be benxianzi''s back garden in the future."
Weak water is also very fond of this island. The environment is very good. She has plenty of aura. If she can''t let go of the new animation and the stupid people in her family, she has plans to settle here.
"Oh... Wait! Two days ago, you were still helping me to protect the Dharma! "
The weak water turned around, jumped on the raft and said with a cold hum, "Wow, who has the patience to guard next to you stupid servant all the time? If you die, just find another servant... "
Yue Fei''s cold sweat came out. If something should happen... Fortunately, he didn''t do a lot of good things. He didn''t do anything wrong with his good deeds.
"Let''s go. Don''t be nostalgic. Anyway, we''ll have a chance to come in the future."
Ning Hailan also jumped on the raft. Although it''s good to take a holiday in this place, it''s almost unimaginable for a modern person to live without running water, computers and natural gas. What''s more, there are no beautiful clothes or boutiques to go around. How can a beautiful woman live?
"So it is."
After thinking about it, Xu Xuan got on the raft.
"They haven''t had enough."
Lin Ke pouted and looked at the beautiful beach and the secluded island reluctantly, then went into the tent.
When all the beauties, big and small, got on the raft, weak water waved his hand and called out: "let''s go! Black Pearl
"Don''t you think it''s very unlucky?"
"Let''s go! Flying Dutchman
"Report to the captain! Are you an octopus face monster? "
"Long winded! set out! Robinson
"Hello, Hello! Although it''s very suitable, do you want to drift for more than ten years!? Take care of the passengers
"It''s so noisy! Stupid servant
"Why do you have to - well, I don''t mind."
Yue Fei, who is preparing to argue, sees the gloomy face of weak water and the electric sparks that pop out from time to time. He immediately knows that he has accidentally touched the high-voltage line. If he talks about it, he may be thrown down to feed the shark, so he is honest.
"You''re a bitch! I have to be angry to be honest and obedient
Damn it! Only now can make you proud! Yue Fei decided to bear the humiliation and wait until the day when he was able to rise up completely. He must push the proud black fairy down on the bed and trample her a thousand times!
Speaking of which, last time I saw her wearing such lovely bear underpants, it''s against the law to push down this kind of little Lori, isn''t it? Yue Fei suddenly thought of the scene he saw that day. He was impressed not only by the underwear, but also by her round and delicate feet. After all, he had a kiss on impulse. Now, there was no strange feeling at all.
Am I really a pervert? No, no, I''m definitely not a pervert Lori control. 36d is my destiny. Although weak water is beautiful and lovely, no matter what, an airport can''t attract my interest
Yue Fei''s mind was full of imagination, and some strange expressions appeared on his face.
Weak water suddenly shivered, and then squinted at Yue Fei: "I don''t know why, I suddenly feel that you are thinking something very impolite."
Yue Fei was startled and quickly took back his confused thoughts. He said in a righteous way: "no! It''s absolutely your illusion
Weak water sneered: "is that right? But how do I feel that you just seemed to look at my chest and look like a pity? "
"Nothing at all - ah!"
Before Yue Fei''s words were finished, Tianlei had already split down. Suddenly, he screamed and fell on the side of the raft. Li Xinyi quickly poked her head out of the tent. When she found that Yue Fei had been turned over by the electricity, she was in a great hurry.
Yue Ning and qingfan stopped her immediately. Qingfan said with a bitter smile, "don''t worry, master. He will be fine. It''s the weak water who is training him."
Li Xinyi stammered, flustered and confused: "but the sky and thunder hit him! How, how could it be all right! "
"This..." Yue Ning felt her cheek in some distress, "no matter how vulnerable people are... If they are cut by thunder into daily life, they will become stronger... Right."
Hello! Sister, what do you mean! Your dearest brother is about to cross the Naihe bridge with one foot!
"Why? Just now, I seem to have heard a wonderful hallucination... "
It''s not auditory hallucination! Please give me a hand!
"The despicable fool servant really needs strict discipline. I, the master, can''t be too lazy. I decided to go to one side of the world for intensive training before landing." Weak water showed a demon like smile, "just can let you adapt to the body now, my master is too considerate, don''t you kneel down and kiss my toes to be grateful?"
"Those who kiss their toes are m-shakers, aren''t they?" Yue Fei made the last effort to make a voice of resistance, "I don''t want to do such humiliating things! Unless it''s in bed! "
Weak water a face of surprise: "eh? Is it my illusion? Just now the stupid servant seemed to have said something extraordinary! "
"This human is just a fool full of semen. You should have given him up long ago!"
Linglong, who controls the current to push the raft, looks at Yue Fei''s schadenfreude with disdain.
Damn it! Don''t give me a chance! Don''t think you are a dragon! Congratulations! I''m not awake yet! Otherwise, I will show you the dragon!
Shudder, white dragon girl! Your future can''t escape from me! Race can''t stop my wild hope! I am the real dragon knight!
Linglong shivered for a moment: "strange, suddenly feel a chill."
"Concentrate on your work. I''ll take this fool to train him first, and the raft will be yours."
"Don''t worry, absolutely no problem!"
"So next... Let''s go into training mode."
Weak water drags Yue Fei''s collar to the tent, with a terrible smile on his face.
I''ve seen the end
Yue Fei silently looked at the fading blue sky, and a smile of relief appeared on his face. Ah, is it the ferry man waving to me? The flower fields on the other side should be my parents I have never met... Waiting for me... I''m here