Chunchang City, a factory worker''s family building
Yu Zheng came back to visit his parents on vacation these days. He had nothing to do at home during the day, so he went into infinite time and space to play some battles.
Recently, this game is very popular. All my colleagues and friends are playing it. They often play together and play black games together. But recently, there are more and more experts, so it''s really difficult to win once.
"Oh, no chicken!" Not easy to hold up to the last moment, or someone else''s superb driving skills to exceed, Yu Zheng some chagrin said.
"Son, it''s time to eat!" Mother''s voice came from outside the door.
"I see, Ma!" Yu Zhengying said, "my mother told me to have dinner. I''ll go on after dinner. Today, those of us who have chicken will treat us."
Yu Zheng put down the touch handle, took off VR glasses, got up and walked out of the room, and suddenly smelled the smell of chicken stewed with mushrooms.
"Mom, won''t you have chicken again tonight?" Yu Zheng walks into the restaurant with a bitter face. I don''t know what''s wrong with him. In the past two days, his mother''s last meal of chicken, the next meal of chicken, almost vomited him.
Mother has not answered, Yu Zheng has entered the restaurant, looked down at the table of dishes, immediately tears.
Mom is more ruthless tonight. She made a "man Han whole chicken" directly!
Stewed mushroom with chicken, chicken wings with coke, fried chicken gizzards, chicken feet with pickled pepper, spicy shredded chicken, fried chicken with rice
Yu Zheng, looking at his mother without tears, said, "Mom, does chicken have a grudge against you?"
"Didn''t you say you wanted to eat chicken?" My mother said with an aggrieved face.
"When do I say I want to eat chicken? Besides, I can''t eat it all at once. It''s so flustered!"
"I don''t listen to you say that you eat chicken every day, but later I say that I haven''t eaten chicken, so I''ll let you eat enough tonight!"
Yu Zheng
He understood that when he was playing "eat chicken" in the room, his mother misunderstood.
"Mom, this chicken is not that chicken!" Yu Zheng can''t laugh or cry.
"What kind of chicken is that?" Mom had a curious look on her face.
Yu Zheng thought about how to explain this problem, so he said: "the machine of the game machine!"
"Can that be eaten?"
Yu Zheng shared his experience in the infinite time and space player community, which aroused the resonance of many players. It turned out that many people had similar experiences with him.
Later, more and more players shared the misunderstanding and jokes about "eating chicken" between themselves and the people around them. For example, youmeizhi mistakenly thought that eating chicken was the secret sign of her husband and friends going out to find a young lady. She almost went to a private detective to catch the current situation and let him go out of the house. She was disappointed.
There is also a small vendor who always hears people saying that it is more and more difficult to eat chicken recently. He thinks that the chicken is going out of stock, so he immediately buys a lot of chicken and waits for the price to rise. Finally, he almost smashes it.
Moreover, with the popularity of "death flying car", videos about the evaluation, strategy and tactics sharing of "death flying car" also emerge in endlessly on the Internet. More and more players have played for a long time, and many powerful masters and gods have been born, and more and more playing methods and God operations have been developed.
For example, an expert brother never uses weapons, and can hang the whole court and eat chicken with his driving skills alone.
There was a master who was chased by a missile because he killed the lowest number of people. As a result, his driving skills were really invincible. He just used his superb driving skills and the use of maps to stun the missile. Finally, he directly hit a building and successfully avoided it.
Another God was tracked by a missile. As a result, a dragon wagged its tail, turned its body and moved backwards. At the same time, it directly destroyed the missile in front of it with the machine gun on the car, and finally escaped with residual blood.
There is also a data emperor, which calculates a set of very practical resource contention scheme by using data model and complex formula.
Of course, in addition to the hard core technology contributed by the major hard core players, there are also countless rookies, funny players and sand sculpture players who have contributed a lot of funny scenes.
For example, a player applies the method of avoiding the Dreadnoughts in the career mode, wants to hide at the bottom of the dreadnoughts truck, and forgets that his car has just acquired the rocket weapon.
The rocket was mounted on the roof of the car. As a result, it was too high. It was directly stuck under the car and was rubbed by the intrepid.
Finally, a spark of love came out. The rocket exploded, and the intrepid ship was also blown up. The competitors around paid homage to him one after another, saying that he was a great hero who sacrificed his life for righteousness!
In an apartment in Mingzhu city
Jiang Shaofeng is a game anchor. Recently, the "death flying car" became popular. He began to play the "death flying car" live, especially in the battlefield of Jueming. The number of viewers was very high.
"What I''m showing you today is a brand new tactic I created. It''s absolutely as stable as a dog. You''ve all seen it!" Jiang Shaofeng said while playing the game.
"Ah, Niubi, Niubi, I''ve got another armor upgrade package. Hold it. Ha ha, it turns me into a tank car. Look at me walking sideways!" Jiang Shaofeng cried a little complacent."Sao Feng, your armor is too heavy. You''re eating too fast!"
"The fuel consumption is also high. Pay attention to the fuel quantity!" Fans in the studio have left messages to remind them.
"Don''t panic. This is a new tactic I created. It''s absolutely as steady as a dog. Look at me. I can control the average speed steadily to the second from the bottom, so as to save fuel and avoid being bombed by missiles!"
"If you can''t run, you''re a living target."
"Yes, kill people quickly, or they will be at the bottom of the list!" Fans left a message.
Just as he said that, sure enough, someone fired fire at Jiang Shaofeng''s car.
"Ha ha, tickle me. I''m the armor level. Standing there for him to fight, I can fight for two minutes!" Jiang Shaofeng didn''t think much of it. Sure enough, the car that hit him was quickly blasted off by a car that came up behind him with a rocket. However, the car didn''t attack Jiang Shaofeng''s car and drove away from the side.
"See, I scared you away directly when I saw my armor, boy, you''re wise, or I''ll use up all your bullets. Ha ha, I''m still in the second place now, absolutely stable!" Jiang Shaofeng laughs and continues to drive around looking for resources.
"Sao Feng, you are at the bottom of the kill. The missile will be launched in a minute!" Fans leave a message to remind them.
"Crouching trough, crouching trough, when did the boy behind overtake you?" Jiang Shaofeng roared. Seeing that the man killed one person ahead of him, he hurriedly looked for someone to kill him. After killing a car, he found that there were no cars around him. Tied for the first place, he would also be destroyed by missiles.
"Where the hell are they?" Jiang Shaofeng roared.
"You''re too slow to catch up!"
"The missile has 30 seconds left!"
"The missile has 10 seconds left..."
Holding his breath, Jiang Shaofeng searched all over the field for an opponent. At last, he ran into another one. Without saying a word, he chased him with a drag racing car, fought with machine gun firepower, and finally, relying on his armored superiority, he took the head in half state.
"Hahaha, it''s too dangerous. I''m almost going to be kissed by the missile on my hip!" Jiang Shaofeng smiles with pride, but just after that, a missile blows up his car.
Jiang Shaofeng''s face was muddled: "I wipe, what ghost, I''m not the last to kill!"
Results a look at the average speed list: "I wipe, what I just killed is the guy with the lowest average speed???"
"Ha ha ha ha..."
"This wave of operation 666..."
"I''m so happy. I''m as stable as a dog."
"Ha ha, please be kind to every penultimate child around you
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[thank you for the 1000 yuan reward for the lover 1, thank you for the recommended tickets]