Introduction: Mo Ke, a middle-aged good-for-nothing-loli-loving shut-in sage/wizard found himself in the unlikely role of a hero one day when he decided to take an uncharacteristic stroll outside of his lair on Valentine’s Day. Under the glaring headlights of an oncoming truck (Truck-kun), he dove into the middle of the road to save the love of his life, a random loli, and his nemesis, a random pretty......