What''s more, he himself has to try to find Xu ruqin and the four of them as soon as possible. Without self-protection, he has to guard against the old thieves who don''t know whether they are dead or not. In this secret world, have they left behind or not.
Identity, I need an identity... An identity that these villagers fear
Xia fan is a newcomer. He doesn''t know the class of the world, and he doesn''t know what kind of identity to arrange for himself. Only in this way can these villagers be afraid.
I fell from the sky
In a flash, I had an idea.
"Listen, since you care so much about my identity, I might as well tell you the truth. My name is Xia fan. In fact, I am an immortal."
……
"Immortals come down to earth?"
The villagers were stunned. Everyone, including Liu yueniang, looked at Xia fan quietly. It seemed that he was completely shocked by his immortal identity.
Xia fan is dark and cool. He says that he can''t scare you to death. He tells you to work together and come to find fault.
He pointed to the sky, made a gesture of jumping from the sky, and then put on a cool, carefree and extraordinary look
"Niang, I''m hungry, I''m hungry. Can you make uncle immortal become a roast goose for me?" All of a sudden, a child yelled, breaking the silence of the scene.
The baby''s eyes are shining, and his saliva is flowing out.
Pop!
"Stupid! There is no immortal in this world. This man is a great liar
Hairy child suddenly broke away from the adult pull, small short legs quickly, blink ran to Xiafan.
Poof!
All of a sudden hold thigh, hang Xia fan body don''t let go.
The little boy is not tall, but his movements are very fierce. When he comes up, he is like a bear climbing a tree, and his little arms and legs tightly encircle Xia fan.
What''s more, the dead boy was so dishonest that he caught the wrong place. He was so surprised that Xia fan staggered and almost didn''t fall down on the spot.
Xia fan''s mind is black, just easy to create the immortal style, and it''s gone in an instant.
"Pipan, come back! Dead child, you''re not going to die! "
Without waiting for Xia fan to figure out a way to get out of the difficulty and solve the problem of his brother being caught, the mother of the preserved egg rushed forward like a wolf, picked up the preserved egg, and ran away like a plague, regardless of the crying of the child.
As she ran away, the bus slapped on her ass.
Xia fan dull sound pain call, good no image to squat on the ground.
Damn it!
Dead hair boy, take it away for a moment, but also seize his place
Xia fan even suspected that the dead hair child, is to sum up with his mother, deliberately punish him.
"Hello The shrew sun Er Niang came forward with her chest in her arms as if to use force.
"Why don''t you believe I''m a fairy? Do you want to weigh it up? " Xia fan stood up again, barely straightened up, chin raised high, eyes arrogant. Just looking at Sun Er Niang''s valiant body, he felt a little weak at his feet.
I''m afraid that I''m not the match of this shrew now!
I scolded the people next door. Unexpectedly, these local steamed buns are not easy to cheat. They are not afraid of immortals. If you make a mistake, you should not pretend to be an immortal. It should be more appropriate to pretend to be an immortal. Lao Tzu is a professional counterpart.
Unexpectedly, the voice just fell, but Sun Er Niang was already nervous and laughed: "Ouch! I''m such a beautiful woman. Is it suitable for me to make a fuss with you? "
"You''re as good as a flower, but you''re not as good as a jade." Xia fan has a bit of nausea.
Especially this shrew, when she talks, deliberately shakes her shoulders and shakes her body. If she inserts a little finger in her nostril, it''s a copy of the famous movie character Ruhua girl.
The shrew sun Er Niang didn''t care that Xia fan was disgusted. Her eyes were like silk. She didn''t live on Xia fan and looked at him: "brother, are you really an immortal? If you are disrespectful, I''ll make amends to the little fairy. "
"No, I don''t blame you!" Xia fan''s heart is frightened, and he is not at ease.
"Well, if you say you''re fat, you''ll be panting?"
"What do you mean?"
"I don''t mean anything else. Do you understand me?"
"Oh, thank you
"I said, little fairy, a little girl can''t make it. It''s all over the place. You really have magic power!" Sun Er Niang is always teasing. Her eyes are always drifting from Xia fan''s body. She looks like a smile, but not a smile, and her face is disdainful."Cough..." Xia fan was choked by a burst of fierce cough.
Sun Er Niang said sarcastically: "since I am an immortal, it''s just... See, the villagers are hungry and thirsty. Little immortal, you should be merciful and give us some food and drink."
"Alas! It''s a shame to say that Ben Xian was robbed of his immortal status and demoted to the mortal world because he had violated the heavenly rule. He had no magic power at all. So there''s no hope to use this magic for the time being! "
"Ouch! It turned out to be a violation of the tiantiao and was demoted to the world! Besides, he was robbed of the immortal''s book and had no magic power at all? "
"Exactly."
"Ha, after all, I finally admit that I''m useless!"
"I can''t say that. As long as I practice for some time, I can recover a lot. And to tell you the truth, I was able to ascend to the fairyland only when I entered the Tao with medicine. Although we can''t use this magic skill for the time being, we still have some skills in the way of self-cultivation, physical fitness, disease prevention and disaster prevention. Fellow villagers, if you have a headache, insomnia, dreaminess, tinnitus and dizziness... In a word, no matter what the complicated diseases are, you can come to benxian for treatment, and you will live a long life. "
Xia fan didn''t expect that he couldn''t frighten the villagers by pretending to be an immortal. He felt that he lifted a stone and hit himself in the foot.
In particular, in the face of sun Er Niang, a shrew, biting him like a dog in love, there is no brain for him everywhere, it is unreasonable. This woman seems to have a grudge against him for killing her father and seizing her husband.
However, the words have been said on this, also had to harden the scalp to continue to pretend.
I scolded the man next door. If I were an immortal, you would dare to show your hair like this. You would have been dumb all your life.
Xia Fan said that he would see a doctor himself, which is naturally nonsense.
What''s more, there was a meaning in what he said just now. If you can understand it, you will naturally know if he is talking nonsense.
In the main world, when he got the inheritance of medical ethics, he had many times made up his mind to be a famous doctor. It''s a pity that fortune has made a mess of people. As a famous doctor, he hasn''t concentrated on it all the time.
To tell you the truth, I really fail to live up to the feeling of inheriting and inheriting the medical ethics.
Now that he was desperate, he remembered that he had to use his medical skills to tide over the difficulties
Alas!
Xia fan sighed, feeling a little disappointed. Although it was forced by the situation, for the sake of Liu yueniang and himself, not to be chased away by the villagers as a waste disaster star, they had to do it as a temporary reprieve.
But this kind of opportunistic mentality is really bad!
Otherwise, taking advantage of this opportunity, I really want to feel like a famous doctor in this mountain village. A real guest star, the omnipotent little medical immortal in the mountain village?
Xia fan began to read quickly again
"Ah, Hoo Hoo... Little fairy, how can you become a doctor who can cure all kinds of diseases in a twinkling of an eye and make us all live a long life? Get out of here and have a rest! Your grandmother''s legs are really our remote villages in Taoyuan village. Are the villagers in woodlouse village never seen the world''s silly hat? Oh, how dare you boast that you are a fairy when you fall from the sky? Why don''t you say you''re a bird with broken wings? First, I boast about what kind of immortal I am. Then I follow up and say that I have been robbed of my immortal status and can''t perform my immortal skills. Seeing that I can''t be deceived, I say that I am a miracle doctor. You write your own words. You''ve got everything. You just want to fool around... "
"You are sick!" Xia fan suddenly lowered his voice.
Ten shrews and nine coquettes.
Scolded the next door, you smelly old lady, the man is not at home for many years, empty, lonely and cold, must be watching Lao Tzu and Liu yueniang love each other, so I am not happy in my heart, so I aim at him everywhere.
Since you''ve been insulting me again and again, I''m not polite!
"What?" Sun Er Niang was stunned, "boy, don''t be sneaky. If you have something to say, say it out loud! What''s wrong with me? If you don''t make it clear, I can''t spare you! "
"I mean, not only are you sick, but you''re very sick! I want to be sick! "
"What are you talking about, asshole?"
"I advise you to solve the loneliness by yourself. But in the future, try to control it as much as possible. " Then he made a gesture in the air with his hand.
Sun Er Niang blushed with shame.
Rao is as fierce as a tiger and wolf. She is a little embarrassed by such words.
"There''s something in this little bastard''s words. Can he see that I often... But how can he know about the secret things in the bed? Is he really an immortal who can see people''s minds? No way, no way, the little bastard must be deceiving meBecause her husband has been away for many years, the empty room is lonely and cold, and it''s hard to suffer from loneliness. Whenever she is in the dead of night, when she is in high spirits, sun Er Niang often finds some ways to relieve her loneliness.
As a result, she got the strange disease of Gynecology, not to mention how hard it was.
Thanks to Liu yueniang, who was born to be a conqueror, the young people in Taoyuan village are afraid of being implicated in the frightening curse and dare not go home easily. The village''s daughter-in-law and mother-in-law almost keep empty rooms.
This is also the reason why Sun Er Niang, the five big and three rough women, organized a group to come to Liu Yue Niang after hearing that she had picked up a cheap man.
According to the oath, in less than three days, Liu yueniang had to leave Taoyuan Village and become a Taoist aunt in the Taoist temple.
Now all of a sudden, Xia fan, such a cheap man, who can tolerate making trouble?
Which once thought, today arrived at the widow Liu''s door, unexpectedly saw, the widow Liu hugs the cheap man, shamelessly shows the love in public.
Try to think about it, her heart fire, still can pressure it?
Not to mention, the men in her family and the young people in the village are all because of widow Liu, who is a villain. It''s hard to go back to her family, and the women are widowed.
Sun Er Niang was shamed when she was exposed in public. However, with her thick skin, she automatically ignored the disdainful reaction of the villagers.
But in her heart, she also vaguely expected that there was a way to solve her shame.
Think of here, embarrassed to ask directly, then stem neck scold way: "boy, since you call yourself immortal, and understand the immortal family medicine, all diseases, I want man this disease, can you cure it?"
"The immortal doctor says, believe me and you can be healed. In your heart, you are full of suspicion and hostility towards me. When I tell you the way, most of you refuse to follow it. What kind of medicine can''t be cured? Why don''t you chew peony while blind people feel elephant? If you want to get rid of your illness, wait until you kneel down in front of me and knock your head three times! "