After a few minutes, I closed my eyes and kneaded my forehead.
Fang Ya seemed a little nervous. She sat down on the sofa beside me and asked softly, "team Jiang, what do you think of this ideological report and performance?"
I opened my eyes and shook the document in my hand a few times. "Just a moment, I''ll sort it out."
"Well, take your time."
Fang Ya began to wring ten delicate fingers like green onions, but her eyes were staring at me, obviously wanting to hear my opinion as soon as possible.
For a long time, I suddenly said to her, "Fangke, you insert your left and right fingers, but not all of them, only four of your left hand Yes, put your thumb between your right thumb and index finger, throw out your middle finger, and the others in turn. "
She doesn''t know, so, but she will intersect her left four fingers, right five fingers and ten fingers according to what I said.
As a result, her left middle finger will be alone, tilted.
I said with a smile, "I remember when Xiao Ping first met, the double heart character Luo Yi. On the pipa string, it is said that Acacia, when the moon was there, once illuminated the clouds
Fang Ya was stunned and asked me, "team Jiang, are you reciting Lin Jiang Xian by Yan Jidao of Southern Song Dynasty?"
"Yes! Fang Ke is really talented
"After a dream, the balcony is locked high, and the curtain is lowered when you wake up. Last spring, when hate came, the flower droppers were independent and the swiftlets were flying. I remember Xiao ping''s first appearance, double heart Luoyi. On the pipa string, it is said that Acacia, when the moon was there, once illuminated the clouds
Fang Ya mumbled twice, but suddenly her pretty face turned red.
"Team Jiang, what do you want to express?"
Pointing to the middle finger of her left hand, I said with a smile, "isn''t this the independence of Luohua people?"
"You...!"
Fang Ya was a little annoyed and seemed to be annoyed by my words, "team Jiang! I''m here to get down to business. I want to hear your opinion What do you say, say this, this... "
See her some can''t go on, shy angry look, I smile again, "don''t ah, you want to skew?"
"Who''s wrong? What does this poem say, team Jiang? I don''t think you don''t know? "
"Remember the singing girl!" I answered her indifferently, "but I didn''t recite the poem completely, did I? It''s your own "voluntary" supplement, and I just want to take it out of context! "
"Hum, OK, then explain it to me out of context!"
"Look at your finger," I said, pointing again to the middle finger of her left hand, which she threw out after crossing nine fingers in her hands. "Move this finger."
She then moved a few times, but the unhappiness on her face was more clear, "team Jiang, do you want to play with me! Who can''t do a kid''s trick! "
"Then move this finger again!"
I pointed to her right ring finger, "yes, don''t be wrong, move immediately, just it!"
Fang Ya moved, but this time it was her left ring finger.
"Ah ~ ~ ~ what''s wrong?" Fang Ya moved again, but the result was not right, and her left index finger shook.
"Stop!"
I cried, "move it a third time and you''ll do it right and well OK, let go of your hand. I think your hand should be sour too... "
Fang Ya loosened her fingers and shook her wrist. "It''s a little sour But I''ve played this trick since I was a child. It''s nothing unusual. "
"Yes I said with a smile, "since you have played before, how can you make mistakes?"
"This..." Fang Ya was a little embarrassed. "It''s been so many years What''s more, if your hands are so staggered and your wrists are reversed, you will have poor vision. You always think that your left hand is your right hand and your index finger is your ring finger... "
"Move
I patted my thigh, but I knocked it on the corner of the jujube tea table. My brother showed his teeth in pain.
"I Fang Ke, you are so luxurious. You can make a small tea table with such good wood. "
"Get down to business! Why is it always off topic? "
Fang Ya glared at me, "I didn''t buy the office furniture. I don''t care what material it is."
Seeing that she seemed really annoyed, I put away my smiley face and said in a solemn voice, "it''s not aimless that I tell you this, it''s all meaningful."
"That''s what you said!"
"Let''s talk about this little game first!"
I put up my middle finger, but it didn''t look good. I bent and retracted.
As a result, fangya immediately chuckled.
I tilted her, "what are you laughing at?"
"I Ha ha, I think of a joke
"What joke?" I was a little curious. "Is that funny?"
"Of course Hee hee, however, I can''t say, it''s hard to say, it''s inconvenient to say... "
When I saw Fang Ya''s face turned red, I knew that this joke was not a good one.
"Cut..." I groaned, "don''t play with your heart. Let''s get down to business Hey, hey, I''m still curious. What''s the joke about? "Looking at my itchy heart, fangya was already smiling and patting her chest. When my eyes were shaking up and down with the peaks on her chest, she finally stopped, "Oh, my River team You are a little childish sometimes! Ha ha I laugh to death Well, as long as you explain exactly what you want to do just now, how about going back to tell you this joke? Let''s exchange
I touched my nose. "Listen, I look like I''m in the red."
"Come on, cut the crap and say it! Team Jiang, I''ve read poems and played games. Now it''s time to find out the answer? "
Seeing that they had been joking for more than ten minutes, I picked up my mood and put forward my opinions.
"It is self-evident that the ideological report is the highlight of the ideological report, right?"
"There''s still a report show!"
"Hear me out!"
Glare at each other, my heart way, how we Sand Mountain''s niangs, one by one is impatient!
"Fangke, literally, the ideological report should be the most important, right?"
"Yes
"But it''s just a gimmick, a fake! I think we should focus on the presentation. "
"What do you say?" She asked, "how do you see that?"
"Isn''t that easy?" I pointed to the red headed document and several other explanatory materials and said, "you have seen that the key aspects are not emphasized, but you have sent three attachments in a row, all of which are talking about what standards and specifications the performance should have, and how to talk about it? If we really want to understand ideologically that reporting is the key point, is it not putting the cart before the horse? "
Fang Ya is thoughtful. Two white tiger teeth begin to bite the flaming red lips. It looks so beautiful!
Regardless of appreciating the beauties in front of me, I said, "also, there are ideological reports every year, and there are various forms of small meetings of the general assembly. As for the special emphasis of issuing such a red headed document? And it''s not a notice. Let''s make a draft first Fang Ke, how many times have you seen drafts sent as red headed documents? "
This time, Fang Ya had no words. After a long time, she asked me, "team Jiang, I''m surprised. How do you grow your brain? How can you see so many twists and turns? "