When Liu facheng went out, he didn''t really hit the dog. How can there be poop dogs running around in the big house like Lu''s?
The "three bricks" mentioned by Zhang fan are not real bricks, but allude to the statues of three stars.
The auspicious spirit of the three auspicious stars in Lu''s mansion was borrowed by Liu facheng with a statue. Since he can borrow it, he will be able to return it. After the three auspicious stars returned, they had no power to pull with the three evil stars. They had to see how long the curtain of Joseph''s twelve house star chart could support under the impact of the three evil stars.
If you are a Chinese feng shui master, you will have to worry when you hear the dialogue between Zhang Fan and Liu facheng. But Joseph is a foreigner after all, and it''s not easy for him to understand and speak. He doesn''t understand this kind of argot at all. He really thinks Liu facheng has gone out to beat a dog, but he doesn''t care too much. He just takes out a mahjong box from his suitcase.
as soon as the lid is opened, the onlookers feel speechless . This portable object, we all think it is a good thing, at least it is the same level as the crystal ball on the table, who knows that the box is actually a box of LED light bulbs.
However, these small light bulbs are not packed in piles. They are like diamond rings in jewelry boxes. Each of them has its own groove. There are more than 60 light bulbs in the two-layer box.
"Why, what are you doing? Brother Zhang, is this man a salesman? Isn''t it that you treat sister Lu''s evil disease today? How come there''s a light bulb salesman in here? " A coquettish voice rang out in the side, Zhang Fan side head a look, but see Liu Rushi that little girl don''t know what to here, and when talking impolitely took his arm. A pair of small cages rubbed on his arm across the clothes, which made Zhang Fan very embarrassed.
Liu Bufan, the old man, was standing not far from Liu Rushi. When he saw Zhang Fan, he nodded to him with a smile and turned a blind eye to the intimacy between his granddaughter and Zhang Fan.
Zhang Fan is speechless. Everyone else''s grandfather wants to tie his granddaughter to his belt. He''s afraid that he will be taken away by some wild boy. Mr. Liu, can you be more mainstream? See you that don''t care appearance, isn''t the elder brother here to push down your granddaughter, hey hey, you also don''t plan to manage?
"Oh, this beautiful miss Huaxia, I''m an astrologer, not a light bulb salesman!" The charming and beautiful Liu Rushi has always been very eye-catching. In fact, when she walked in, Joseph, who had a special love for virginity, looked at her.
He also pondered whether he could have a cross age encounter with this beautiful young lady after the event, but he never thought that he would be regarded as a light bulb seller. The green veins in his brain are almost out of control.
"Astrologer? You said you were an astrologer? Is it the kind of astrologer who can tell fortune by looking at the constellations, and usually wears a robe and touches a crystal ball in a tent? "
Hear "astrologer" this occupation, Liu Rushi''s eyes suddenly came out of light, live off a pair of small fan sister appearance.
"Well In fact, we don''t have to stay in the tent. Astrologer is a noble profession that ordinary people can''t touch, so it''s mystified. "
Seeing the little girl''s appearance, Joseph''s veins stopped jumping, and his face was full of pride and confidence.
However, it turns out that he is still too young.
Just now, a little girl with a look of adoration came out with a look of disgust without any sign. "Cut - it''s just a life. It''s as if it''s noble and cool. We''re under the capital overpass for ten yuan, and the old and the young are not deceived."
This time, not to mention other visitors, Lu Zhaolin and Lu Chuanwu were a little nervous. They had to work hard to swallow their laughter. Joseph''s face was completely black, so he didn''t have to make up to play Baogong.
"Miss Liu, what are you doing here and there? You''re running around with the name of a woman who''s lost her feet. I don''t know what your grandfather thinks. If my grandfather gave me the name of tortoise, I would have jumped the Grand Canal long ago. I don''t have the face to meet people?"
Luo Bo doesn''t know whether he didn''t see Liu Bufan or because he was run too many times this morning, which led to the attack of mad dog attribute. Speaking impolitely, he directly began to attack the little girl.
"Well, what does it matter to you that my grandfather likes to name me? If you have the name of tortoise, you can''t come out to meet people. But you don''t have many names in your family. Rob, radish, you are not afraid to be stabbed to death with carrot when you go out. Besides, what happened to Liu Rushi? Qinhuai eight Yan''s first, color art double unique husband, I! Pride! Proud! "
the little girl holds Zhang Fan''s arm and keeps her waist straight. That kind of attitude makes Rob''s tongue tied and can''t say a few words.
Miss Liu knew that her grandfather had given herself such a name because he admired Liu Rushi, the king of Hedong. Naturally, she had seen Liu Rushi''s life story.
Wang Guowei once wrote a poem "a piece of towel, a Taoist robe and a strange power, but brothers call each other without doubt.". Don''t blame your daughter for being too abrupt. How many men are there in Jimen dynasty In his view, at the critical moment of the country''s collapse, those scholar bureaucrats, including Liu Rushi''s husband and Qian Qianyi, then Minister of rites of the Southern Ming Dynasty, were far inferior to Liu Rushi in terms of integrity and integrity.What kind of talent and integrity does a woman have to make countless famous scholars fall in love? Little girl, this "I''m proud" is really not to deal with things.
"Well, you young people, don''t quarrel. They are all friends of Xiaochan. What are you quarreling about at this time? Mr. Joseph, are you ready for this light array? There are some broken bulbs over there. Do you need to replace them? "
Lu Zhaolin really can''t look down on it. His daughter is still lying in the bed inside. These two friends usually stand on one side and quarrel with each other first. Shall we make a row after we''ve done our business? Don''t worry about what it is. Liu Rushi, Li Xiangjun, Chen Yuanyuan, Kou baimen, whatever you say, OK?
Joseph took a deep breath, swallowed it, and went to the capital of China. Even if he had never been to Tianqiao, he had heard of it. He played tricks. It seemed that fortune tellers were everywhere. The last time he came to China, Joseph also went there. He knew that the fortune tellers there were basically liars.
It''s a shame to be compared with those human beings. However, he had to keep his demeanor in front of these Chinese people. If it were in his own country, I would have taught the little girl a good lesson by taking her to a room where there was no one.
"It''s not a light array, it''s a star array." Biting his teeth and swallowing the old blood in his throat, Joseph counted the number of bulbs smashed by the evil spirit on the ceiling, and then took out 24 LED bulbs from the box to signal the servants of the Lu family to replace the broken ones.
"Joseph, what''s the difference between the light bulb in your box and the ordinary light bulb? I think it seems that we used ordinary light bulbs when we set up this star array before. "
In fact, Joseph is tall and handsome, and astrologer''s mysterious career can not be described as too noble and cool. However, Miss Liu''s words completely dragged him down from the tall platform. The onlookers around him took a little "look, tease" in their eyes.
As Joseph''s friend and partner, rob had to find something to say as a supporter in order to make Joseph grow up again.
"These light bulbs are certainly not ordinary ones. These light bulbs are the ones around the statue of the virgin in St. Sophia''s Cathedral in Constantinople, which are replaced every two years. Every day, we accept the pilgrimage of the believers together with the Virgin Mary, which adds some mysterious power to fight against the dark magic, which is unmatched by ordinary lamps. It''s something that ordinary people can''t reach. "
What Joseph said was quite proud.
The onlookers heard that it was the light bulb around the statue of the Virgin Mary and began to murmur. Some of them even began to draw a cross on their chest.
Zhang Fan scratched his head, but he didn''t see that the foreign devil had some goods in his pocket.
Although the lamp around the Virgin Mary is not as good as the pen of the judge in the temple of hell and the knife of the second master in the temple of Guandi. But the Sofia is a big temple that even Zhang Fan has heard of, and the worship must be indispensable.
In fact, belief is the same both at home and abroad. The bigger the temple, the more effective it is. I''m afraid all the things that come out of it are holy to some devout believers.
According to the orders, the workers set up a miter ladder, climbed up and replaced all the broken bulbs with the 24 virgin lamps.
After the change, Joseph asked people to turn on the switch again, and others might not look at it. However, Zhang Fan clearly saw that the light emitted by the 24 light bulbs was mixed with light colorful light, which gave people a quiet and peaceful feeling.
It''s really something with a bright future. Can we make some magic tools in this way in the future?
At this time, the crystal ball on the table suddenly sparkles with three rays. Samsung, which originally controlled the killing of wolves, seems to have a supernova explosion. In an instant, it brightens up. One second later, all the rays fade away and disappear completely in the star map in the crystal ball.
However, the evil spirit of the three murderers lost its grip, and the momentum suddenly soared to the curtain of the twelfth house, while the Milky way, which is gradually being repaired by light spots in the star map, was crushed by the scarlet silk line.
After a "crackle", Joseph looked at the twenty-four virgin lamps on the ceiling with pain, but none of them was left for him