Cao Erzhu felt as like as two peas in a tread on air.


    At this time, Guo Xiaoping came back. She pushed the courtyard door, but it couldn''t open. She knocked on the door and said, "Cao Yaojun, what are you doing at home?"


    When Guo Xiaoping saw he denghong coming back from the mountain depression, she was "clattering" in her heart, and suddenly thought, will they not have an affair?


    Cao Erzhu heard Guo Xiaoping''s voice, ran out quickly, quickly opened the wooden cork of the yard gate.


    "Hey, hey, do you enjoy watching wolves?" Cao Erzhu asked happily, as if he had found a treasure.


    Guo Xiaoping looked at Cao Erzhu with wide eyes. She saw that Cao Erzhu''s head, face and body were covered with dust, and his face was still covered with tears. He looked like a real lunatic, and she stepped back several steps.


    "I''m dizzy. What are you doing at home alone? It''s like being a robber! By the way, it''s more like a madman! " Guo Xiaoping went into the yard. She saw that the back door of the yard was open. She became more suspicious. "Hey, which one just slipped away from the back door?"


    Cao Er Zhu scratched his disheveled hair, blinked his eyes and asked: "yes, wife, do you have a thousand mile eye? You can see someone sneaking away from the back door in the col?"


    Guo Xiaoping locked her eyebrows and was about to cry. She said, "Wu Wu, is he denghong?"


    Cao Erzhu was shocked. Did Guo Xiaoping find out that he denghong and I had an affair? However, he was happy that the money had not been stolen. Instead of worrying about Guo Xiaoping''s suspicions, he said, "Hey, hey, what are you talking about Deng Hong''s sister-in-law? Hey, to tell you the truth, someone really slipped through the back door. "


    "Wuwu, I saw her coming back with you. Did you really do something bad in the house?" Guo Xiaoping is about to collapse. She cries out, grabs Cao Erzhu''s arm, pinches it, and says in tears, "you''re going to bully me. With other women in your heart, I won''t live, and you can''t live well Wuwu, I will die to show you now. "


    Cao Erzhu was surprised to hear that. Seeing Guo Xiaoping''s appearance, he really could do everything. I really can''t get in touch with he denghong. Maybe it will kill me. He calmed down for a moment and said to Guo Xiaoping with a smile: "Hey, silly girl, you are so funny. You really can''t die because you think so much! But, I tell you, someone really slipped away from behind the door, not one, but four, or four strong men. They were called robbers, and I almost stopped them. "


    Guo Xiaoping''s mind is very simple, and she can''t bend. Seeing the iron lock on the ground, she believes Cao Erzhu a little. She went into the room and saw that it was a mess. She believed him more. She saw that he was covered with dust, his hair was as messy as a henhouse, and he had tears on his face. It seemed that he was far from doing that kind of man and woman thing, so her doubts disappeared. She also thought about the one million yuan and immediately asked, "Hey, husband, what about the money? There''s a robber in the room. Is the money still there


    Cao Erzhu deliberately blustered Guo Xiaoping and said, "Damn it, when I see all the Yin money, I think it''s over. The real money has been stolen. I can''t help crying..."


    Guo Xiaoping looked at Cao Erzhu like a madman, frowned and said, "Wuwu, won''t it? Don''t you do something real or fake? How can you be stolen? "


    Cao Erzhu saw that Guo Xiaoping was concerned about money. He said, "hey hey, thanks to a trick I used to confuse the real with the fake, our real money survived, otherwise it would have been stolen by robbers."


    Guo Xiaoping felt lucky: "real money is OK. Is it safe to pass the post?"


    "I just planed it out. The real money is still there. It seems that I haven''t moved. Fucker, I was scared to death. I thought they all had wings! Let me make a false alarm and shed so many tears. " Cao Erzhu said triumphantly.


    Guo Xiaoping also laughed: "hee hee, did they steal the fake money? Hee hee, there are four stupid thieves. Hee hee, that''s funny Seeing the sacks on the ground, he counted them and became confused. "Yeh, Yeh, husband, aren''t all the Yin bills here?" Said and counted again, still good.


    Cao Er Zhu scratched his disheveled hair and felt confused. He wiped his tears with his hand and made his face gray. He said: "Damn it, I just can''t understand. I saw with my own eyes that they carried away a sack with some weight. I watched them throw it into the SUV and drove away. I wanted to catch up, but I didn''t catch up. Motherfucker, look at my room. There are lots of real money and Yin money? Nima, strange things happen every day these days. I''m so stupid that I can''t understand the problem. "


    Guo Xiaoping picked up her bra and saw her underpants. She reached for it and felt sticky on her hand. She stared at it and said in surprise, "husband, what''s the situation? I didn''t have so much dirt when I took it off. Oh, it''s still hot! You didn''t do it, did you? " Then he left his underpants and wiped his hands with a tissue.


    Cao Erzhu frowned and said, "wife, you are really a papaya brain. Why don''t you use your brain? I have you such a big living person, flesh and blood, beautiful and lovely, I will be silly to open an empty gun to your underpants? I don''t know what you think! It can''t be seen that one of the four robbers must have done it! It''s called using your hands, you know? I think you''re just a gavel. I''m afraid you haven''t heard of it yet. ""With your hands? Hee hee, I haven''t seen it yet. " Guo Xiaoping made a strange face at Cao Erzhu and said, "cut, I didn''t expect that you men are so mean. It''s abnormal. You can do that mean business in front of women''s underpants. It''s shameless..."


    "Wife, don''t worry about those underpants! Regardless of men and women, hold for a long time, want to, there is no you need to vent the object, men, timid on their own to solve, with their own hands, bold to engage in other people''s women, and then bold, on the road rape strange women. Women, hey, hey, I haven''t seen it solved by myself. I''ve seen a lot of people who raise men and steal people. "


    Guo Xiaoping hit Cao Erzhu with her hand, and said falsely, "cut, you bad thing. I really don''t understand. There are four people in our family. Only one of them does that to my underpants. Isn''t he afraid of the other three people''s jokes?"


    Cao Er Zhu said, "I don''t know if I''m going to make money." After thinking about it, he looked up at Guo Xiaoping and said, "Hey, I tell you, don''t go to Tianyu group. All the workers there are hungry for women. Be careful that they are plotting against you..."


    Cao Erzhu cares about himself, which means that he cares about himself. Guo Xiaoping smiles: "hee hee, I follow you every day. Who dares to do something to me? You''re so strong, you''re not going to care? "


    "You''re also saying that if anyone dares to move your cheese, I''ll let his head move! It''s necessary. " Cao Erzhu still couldn''t figure out what was in the sack carried away by the robbers. He said, "my dear wife, come and have a good look at our money and see if there is any problem. I''m a little confused now. I can''t tell the true from the false! I don''t know what they''ve done to our house. "


    Guo Xiaoping carefully looked at the money one by one. It''s true or false. He counted it carefully, sweating, and the number was not bad. She also did not understand, asked: "husband, you Did you see with your own eyes that they carried away a sack


    Cao Erzhu said firmly: "what I saw with my own eyes, I can see clearly, there is no half a lie." Then he and Guo Xiaoping searched in their own home, but they didn''t find anything missing.


    Cao Erzhu is very tangled: what the hell are they carrying away?


    Assistant Chen, they did carry a sack from Cao Erzhu''s house, but they didn''t come to carry it directly. They also brought half sacks of Yin notes, and they came to steal the beam and exchange the pillar.


    Now, the off-road vehicle they took is running on the rural road. They want to go back to the county and report their good news to wushizhen.


    Assistant Chen thought that their job had been done. When he was happy, he sat in the car and talked with some guys. Only Mr. Lin, who had just beaten a flying chicken, was lying on his back, like an iron one, listless, sleeping with his mouth open and snoring from time to time.


    It''s a little dangerous to change this sack out of Cao Erzhu''s room. In a blink of an eye, he reached out to open the sack to have a look at the money and had a hand and eye addiction.


    Unexpectedly, assistant Chen blinked his hand and said, "don''t move. We took it out of the bank yesterday. A sack contained 500000 yuan. One million yuan was put into two sacks. You and I brought a sack to the boy''s house with President Zheng. Later on, you and I saw the boy and his girlfriend check every time. Is that right There are many of them, and none of them are fake. " He specially looked at the sack containing the money. He knew it and thought it was safe.


    Blink an eye to think, also is, oneself and Chen assistant personally send, still can have false? He dropped the sack, sat down in his seat and leaned back like a frustrated ball.


    Assistant Chen blinked and drew back his hand. He joked, "Hey, don''t open it. The real money has turned into Yin money!"


    Zhao Zhilong said with a smirk, "if things really change, general manager Wu will have to beat us to death."


    He pretended to smile and said, "Hey, I think that boy is sitting on the ground crying now."


    Zhao Zhilong looked out of the car window and said, "last night it was a million, now it''s 500000. If you were me, how would you feel?"


    Assistant Chen was daydreaming. He said with a smile, "I don''t know how President Wu is feeling today. If he is happy, he may give us a big red envelope."