The whole family had dinner happily. Cao Mingyu forgot the second big happy event. All he wanted was to go to bed with his wife.
Aunt Hu goes to the kitchen to clean up the dishes, and Cao Mingyu accompanies her. From time to time, she reaches out her hand and pinches her big buttocks, just like a newly married couple.
Separated for half a year, aunt Hu knew that Cao Mingyu was thinking about the man and the woman. She deliberately threatened him and said, "Er zhu''er, Dad, it''s not a coincidence that you came back. I''ve come to my aunt, and the amount is still very large. It''s like being stabbed by someone."
On hearing this, Cao Mingyu suddenly withered like a eggplant beaten by frost, and even refused to speak.
Seeing Cao Mingyu''s pitiful appearance, aunt Hu said in a low voice with a smile: "otherwise, when I get to bed later, I''ll use my hand Let you be satisfied. "
Cao Mingyu took it seriously and said unhappily, "with your hands? Cut, which one doesn''t have hands? Damn it, it''s not flying Chicken? It''s hard for me to mention that. "
Seeing that Cao Mingyu had a long face and believed it, aunt Hu teased him on purpose and said, "if not, I''ll use something else. Hee hee, I''ll find a way It''s guaranteed to make you comfortable. "
Seeing his wife say so, Cao Mingyu smiles. He looks at Aunt Hu''s body, makes a strange face and says, "Hey, I still like you there I''ve been dreaming for half a year. "
Aunt Hu lowered her head, cleaned up the dishes, burned a pot full of water, and thought to herself: if you speak so well, it will be out of shape.
Cao Mingyu blinked her little eyes, looked at the water in the pot and asked, "Hey, wife, what do you want to do with scalding pigs and burning so much water?"
Aunt Hu glanced sideways at Cao Mingyu and said, "the water is hot. We have to carry more than half of the bucket to give Er Zhu and his wife a bath. The rest, we need to add some more water to burn for a while. Hee hee, we old couple take a bath." He looked like a fool. He teased him and said, "hee hee, you went back to the small village from the big city, took the train so far away, washed your body clean later, washed away all your tiredness, let you have the spirit, let you sleep well, hee hee, have a good sleep..." Although he didn''t say it directly, Cao Mingyu understood it very well.
Cao Mingyu pinched his leg and said, "Hey, I don''t want to wash it too clean. I also want to keep some things of city people." As a migrant worker, it sounds good to stay in the city, but working on the construction site every day is more tiring than working in the field. After work, walking in the street, no city people look at themselves. When taking the bus, people don''t think they are dirty. Even if they have seats, they are too embarrassed to take them. They are far away from the city people. Now I''m back. No matter how I''ve been in the city, I always feel that I want to change with people who haven''t been to the city. But I''ve only changed the appearance, but the essence hasn''t changed. It''s not like a city dweller, let alone a country dweller.
Aunt Hu hit Cao Mingyu and said, "old man, you are a countryman, just like us. You can''t dye like a city man even if you soak in the big VAT in the city. You are not a cadre in the city, or you are always with countrymen, moving bricks on construction sites, living in sheds and eating in big pots. How can you become a city man? "
Even his wife didn''t think he was a city dweller. Cao Mingyu pulled his wrinkled suit, straightened his tie, and said with a smile, "Hey, I know that even if the clothes of city dwellers are on me, they can''t taste like city dwellers." Then he took off his scarlet tie and took off his so-called suit.
Aunt Hu looked at Cao Mingyu and said with a smile, "this is you. I know you. This is the real Er Zhu''s father."
Cao Xiaogu took a bath in the room.
The old couple''s washing water was still burning. They were just like young people in love. They came to the back door hand in hand.
Aunt hu wants to pee, just like a little girl. She is afraid of being killed by a ghost. She charmingly takes Cao Mingyu to accompany her. Cao Mingyu didn''t know how she peed when she was not at home.
When they came to the back of the house, aunt Hu didn''t enter the thatched cottage. She said that it was dark in the thatched cottage and was afraid of ghosts. She squatted down at the back door and peed on the ground with her big buttocks.
Cao Mingyu looked at his wife pee, sniffed and said, "I haven''t heard a woman pee for half a year. Today, I heard that sound. Hehe, it''s like listening to a pop song sung by a singer. It''s very beautiful. Hehe, that''s the smell. It smells good now. "
It goes without saying that Cao Mingyu has not seen a woman for a long time.
On the construction site in the city, I''m tired of working, poor in food, low in salary, and no one looks down on me, so I''m sorry to look for flowers and willows like young people, not to mention spending money on hair salons.
Cao Mingyu has been in the city for half a year. He is basically like a monk and has never been involved in any meat.
Aunt Hu peed and said with a smile, "isn''t wang Cuiying cooking for you? Hey, haven''t you ever heard her pee? "
Cao Mingyu waved her hand and said, "Oh, damn it, don''t mention that silly woman. She is more valuable than panda on the construction site. Even young Zhu Laosi coveted her and even dreamed of sleeping with her. But they have a temporary husband, who is an old gatekeeper of a factory next door, a city dweller, and a retirement fee. He accompanies her every day and becomes a temporary husband and wife. He protects her very well. Not to mention listening to her pee, he can''t even hear farting. " Touching the back of his head, he thought of something interesting. He couldn''t help laughing. "However, guoguofa and Zhu Laosi and I hid outside her door to listen to the sound of her bed. Hehe, I''ve heard that many times. We can''t stand it, so we have to fight Flying chicken competition.... "Aunt Hu peed well, rolled up her trousers and said, "cut, you guys are so boring, ok It''s a flow
Cao Mingyu said with a wry smile: "it''s pathetic to be a migrant worker. If you want to earn a little money, it''s like being a monk. You can''t get a woman or fight yourself Flying chicken, what do you say? He Niang, he finally came back. When he saw a woman, you said to help me with your hands. I didn''t want to fight myself Flying chicken, don''t you mean to poke my heart with a knife? "
They went into the kitchen and got hot water to take a bath.
Looking at his wife''s naked body, Cao Mingyu didn''t know that Aunt Hu had a good life at home. She smacked like a fool and said, "it''s not easy for me to be a monk in the city. It''s not easy for you to live alone at home without a man to accompany you. "
Aunt Hu couldn''t help laughing, but she didn''t dare to, so she had to keep her mouth shut. But he said in his heart: Nowadays, who is so stupid to stay at home? Be as happy as you can be.
Both of them washed their bodies clean. They went into the hall hand in hand and were about to go to bed. Cao Erzhu ran out and said, "Dad, I told you the first thing. Are you happy?"
Cao Mingyu nodded and said, "I''m very happy, your father. Hey, hey, if you get me a grandson, I''ll be more happy. " He couldn''t wait to follow aunt Hu into the room.
Cao Erzhu quickly grabbed Cao Mingyu: "Dad, I haven''t told you the second big happy thing! Hey, I told you. I''m so excited that I can''t sleep all night. "
Cao Mingyu looked at the mysterious Cao Erzhu, opened his mouth and said, "Er Zhu Er, you specially called me back from the city. What''s the big happy thing? You don''t say it directly, you deliberately bend around. You bald son, you want to make your old man''s hair white before you say it? " Although it''s scolding, it''s kind.
Cao Erzhu pulled a sack out of his room, opened it and said, "Dad, look what''s in this sack."
Cao Mingyu put her hand into the sack and touched it. She took out something like a brick and put it in front of her. My God, it''s money!
Cao Mingyu was so frightened that she pointed to the sack with trembling fingers and asked, "this, this Is that all the money in it? "
Cao Erzhu nodded and said solemnly, "well, yes, but it''s not real money. It''s Yin money."
Cao Mingyu took a close look in front of him and saw a line on it: "China Mingmin bank". He was so scared that he threw the money into the sack and said, "Er zhu''er, you''re crazy. If you put so many money at home, aren''t you afraid to bring in all the kids? What you said is surprise. Don''t make me crazy! "
Seeing Cao Mingyu''s stupid appearance, aunt Hu kept on chuckling and not talking.
"Of course not. I''m going to scare you to death!" Cao Erzhu pointed to the west door and said, "Dad, do you believe me? I''ll turn the money into real money right away. Hey, hey, ten thousand yuan a bar, just like a brick, a total of 100 bars. "
Cao Mingyu didn''t care. He repeated Cao Ershu''s words: "ten thousand yuan a bar, one hundred bars. How much is that?"
Cao Erzhu stretched out his hand, turned her several times, and whispered, "a million yuan."
"More, more How much? " Cao Mingyu stammered.
Cao Erzhu said with pride: "Dad, you can figure it out by yourself. It''s a million yuan!"
"One million back How much is it? " Cao Mingyu didn''t believe it was true. He pinched his leg and felt pain, which proved that it was not a dream. He asked, "our family has a million yuan?" After looking at Cao Erzhu, aunt Hu and Guo Xiaoping, I still don''t believe it.
Aunt Hu and Guo Xiaoping nodded, indicating that they were right.
It was beyond Cao Mingyu''s ability to bear, so he couldn''t calm down. When he was excited and nervous, he couldn''t stand steadily. He reached out and fished in the air. He wanted to catch something, but he didn''t catch it, so he was about to fall to the ground.