The night was very quiet. My parents in law were lying on the bed and couldn''t sleep after being woken up by Zhang Yuzhi. They were worried about her. Suddenly, they heard the sound of "Tong Tong Tong" stick touching the ground in the yard. They were so scared that they sat up from the bed and didn''t know what happened in the yard.
Zhang Yuzhi searched again in the kitchen and kicked the basket, sieve and dustpan on the ground with her feet.
Zhang Yuzhi found several purple eggplants in a bamboo basket that she had kicked over.
There was a thin, long and slightly curved eggplant. Zhang Yuzhi picked it up in her hand, looked at it, pinched it, and felt it. She felt very soft and meaty.
This time, she could find a substitute. Zhang Yuzhi was so happy that she quickly put on a posture, squatted into a horse step, closed her eyes, and was ready to have a good time.
But when Zhang Yuzhi picked up the eggplant and really wanted to use it, he found that it was not right.
Maybe the eggplant has been picked from the vegetable garden for a long time, and it has wilted. Zhang Yuzhi holds it in her hand. It is withered but not lifted, lacking masculinity. What''s more, it''s not really used yet. It''s broken into several pieces.
Without finding a suitable substitute, my heart is still itching, five flavors mixed, hot and uncomfortable.
Zhang Yuzhi looked at the eggplant and thought of the cucumber with the same shape. But she didn''t find it in the kitchen. She couldn''t find the basket, dustpan and basket. She was so angry that she threw all those things out of the kitchen into the yard.
Zhang Yuzhi knows there are some in the vegetable garden.
She looked at the dark door. She couldn''t bear it any more. She was a little timid, but she opened the yard door and came to the vegetable garden.
There are many cucumbers in the garden. Zhang Yuzhi is the best choice of cucumbers. She picked the most suitable one and ran back to the yard quickly. She knew that her father-in-law and mother-in-law were still awake, so she didn''t go into her room. She was afraid that the noise would affect their sleep and be condemned. She hid in the kitchen, closed the door and used the cucumber I was intoxicated with myself.
Zhang Yuzhi opened both the house door and the yard door, and the movement was not small. His father-in-law was a little worried, so he kicked his wife''s ass and said, "Hey, old lady, go quietly and see what Yuzhi is doing? It''s like a house to be demolished. "
The old woman slept soundly and didn''t want to move her nest. She paid back to the old man with her feet and said in a low voice, "as long as she doesn''t steal wild food from her son, what can she do! Hehe, I''ll turn a blind eye to anything she does wrong. Even if she scolds me behind my back, I''ll be submissive. "
The old man was not happy. He kicked his wife and said, "what do you say, old lady? Your son is not at home. Everything in the family and in the field depends on others. You should not care about your son''s wife? If you don''t go I''ll go myself It''s our own daughter''s.... "
After all, the relationship between father-in-law and daughter-in-law is special. The old man''s "I''ll go in person" is unreasonable. For the sake of persuasion, I added a sentence like "our own daughter''s".
When the old lady heard that the old man was going, she was not at ease. When Zhang Yuzhi talked with her father-in-law, she always whispered softly, and her eyes seemed to discharge each other. My mother-in-law and I spoke in a vicious way, and within three words they started to quarrel. She was afraid that they would do something out of line, and it would not be pleasant to hear. Since ancient times, there have been legends about father-in-law and daughter-in-law "burning fire" and "picking up ashes", saying that nothing can let him go.
No way, the old woman had to put on her clothes and walked to the yard.
There was movement in the kitchen, but the door was closed and the light was not even on.
Zhang Yuzhi is happy, did not hear the footsteps in the yard.
The old woman felt strange, so she crept up to the kitchen door. She craned her neck and heard her daughter-in-law humming inside, as if stealing wild food with a wild man!
This is a terrible thing. This shameless woman is so bold that she leads the man to her home and gives her son a green hat. The old woman is angry. It''s tolerable, which is not! She found a stick, and in a rage, she pushed the door open. Then she turned on the light. She was ready to wave the stick and scold. When she looked up, she was shocked and speechless. She stepped back several steps.
Zhang Yuzhi''s head was raised, her eyes closed, her body half arched, her face tense, and a cucumber in her hand I didn''t see any wild men
It turns out that daughter-in-law has no conditions to create conditions for self happiness!
The two women''s eyes are opposite. There''s no way to say the embarrassment.
The old lady seemed to have done something shameful herself. She was so embarrassed that she couldn''t speak. She quickly backed out of the house and quickly closed the door. Hands in my heart: I''m glad I didn''t let the old man come by himself, otherwise, an old cow would like to eat grass, but it''s sleepy when he meets a pillow?
The secret is revealed. Seeing her mother-in-law''s shame, Zhang Yuzhi doesn''t care any more. Instead, she just doesn''t do it and continues to struggle with herself.
The old lady stood at the door for a while. She thought Zhang Yuzhi was shy and irresponsible, but she thought that her husband had gone to work in the city every year. Now it''s like being a widower. It''s really hard for her. Thinking of this, my wife regretted that she shouldn''t disturb her and let her fool around. Anyway, she didn''t steal food When she heard that "humming" voice appeared again, she left. It''s better for her to indulge in self intoxication than to steal and support Han people! Anyway, she didn''t give her son a green post! The old lady was relieved and went back to her room to sleep. She was also glad that when she was young, she did not live like her daughter-in-law.When the old woman came back to the room, the old man was still thinking about his daughter-in-law and asked, "Hey, old woman, what is Yuzhi doing in the kitchen? We''re not afraid that the noise will affect our sleep. "
Seeing that the old man is very attentive to his daughter-in-law''s affairs, the old woman is on the alert. Her father-in-law has been picking up her daughter-in-law''s ashes and burning her daughter-in-law''s fire since ancient times. She doesn''t want to have such a shameful scandal at home. You can''t tell the old man what Zhang Yuzhi is doing now! She lay down on the bed, thought about it, sighed and said, "well, what can she do at home alone? Maybe I''m tired of working in the daytime and a little annoyed at night! "
When the old woman hesitated or did not say what she was doing, the old man wanted to know more and more. He asked, "it seems that she has been out of the yard. What is Yuzhi doing in the middle of the night? I don''t pay attention to my own safety. Alas, it''s not easy. "
Seeing that the old man was so concerned about his daughter-in-law, the old woman was very upset. She said angrily, "what do you do when you are a father-in-law? You sleep in peace. No one says you don''t have a sense of family responsibility. " My wife used to be a substitute teacher in a village primary school when she was young, and she taught Chinese, so she spoke very methodically.
The old man said boldly, "my son is not at home. I want you as a mother-in-law to pay more attention to her daughter-in-law. She works like a cow during the day, but she can''t sleep at night. She may suffer from neurasthenia. Can''t you comfort her well?" The old man worked as a barefoot doctor for a few days before he went to the farm. He had some medical knowledge.
The old woman got a brainwave and lied, "Oh, Yuzhi, she''s on holiday. She has dysmenorrhea. She''s using a hot towel to cover her stomach. Hee hee, do you want to care too? Are you a father-in-law not afraid of people''s jokes? "
The old man sat up and seemed to have a sudden insight. He nodded and said, "Oh, that''s what happened." After thinking about it, he said, "Yeah, no, it seems that married women seldom have dysmenorrhea? You said you had severe dysmenorrhea when you were a girl, but once you married me, you didn''t have dysmenorrhea any more! " I''m about to get out of bed.
The old woman''s lie is not too round. She saw that the old man got out of bed. She was scared to death. She quickly grabbed him and asked, "old man, what are you going to do?"
The old man broke the old woman''s hand and asked, "what do you want me to do?"
The old woman grabbed the old man again. She said, "my daughter-in-law is making trouble outside now. What are you going to do as a father-in-law? Don''t you know how to avoid it? "
The old man broke off the old woman''s hand again and said unhappily, "I went to the back of the house to pee. Why don''t you let me?" Then he went out.
The old woman was in a hurry. She jumped out of bed, put her arms around the old man''s waist from behind, and begged, "old man, you can bear it for a while, and you can go out when the daughter-in-law''s disturbance is over! I beg you
The old man didn''t feel right. He didn''t go out any more and said in a low voice, "old lady, to tell you the truth, what is Yuzhi doing in the kitchen? If you don''t tell me the truth, I''ll go out and have a look. "
There was no way, the old woman gnawed her teeth and said, "it''s ugly. It''s his father. Ah, Yuzhi, she can''t stand it now. She is eating cucumbers secretly in the kitchen with the door closed. "
The old man already understood. He pretended to be confused and said on purpose: "do you need to eat a cucumber secretly? You old lady, it''s so strange
The old woman shook her head and said, "Oh, I''m sorry to say it. She doesn''t use her mouth Eat it
The old man had thought about it for a long time. He thought it was not easy for his daughter-in-law to be widowed. Sometimes he thought about helping her himself. He was afraid that she might think she was old. She didn''t agree with it, which made his son Cao Jingzhong know. The whole family was embarrassed, so he always had that idea and didn''t dare to act. Now the old man also has an idea. He really wants to rush out and hug his daughter-in-law, but instead of going out, he turns to pick up the old woman and says, "Damn, affected by the environment, I also want to. Old woman, come on, let''s go to bed."
The old woman has been menopausal for ten or twenty years, and she has almost become a neutral person. She really has no idea about that kind of thing, but she dare not refuse it now. She is afraid that the old man is shameless to run out and do something extraordinary with his daughter-in-law, so she has to give up her life and accompany him.
When the old man came to take off the old woman''s clothes, she didn''t refuse and actively cooperated.
The old man and old woman''s movement is not big, but that bed is old, gently move on "creak creak" to ring.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Yuzhi came into the hall at this time. She was still breathing heavily. It seemed that she had turned around in the hall before she went into her room and turned off the light to sleep.
After lying in bed for a while, Zhang Yuzhi suddenly heard that there seemed to be a sound from the bed. The sound was not too loud. She didn''t pay attention to it and couldn''t hear it. But now she is most afraid to listen to that kind of voice. As soon as she hears that voice, she is sensitive and can''t control herself. She turned on the light and listened carefully. It turned out that it was from her father-in-law and mother-in-law''s room. Her heart had calmed down, but now it was affected and she felt uncomfortable again. She got out of bed, went to the door of their room, patted the doorframe and said, "Hey, can you keep your voice down? Make the bed "creak creak" to ring, bully my man is not at home
When the two old guys heard this, they were so scared that they quickly separated and pulled on the quilt to cover them. They were like thieves and didn''t dare to say anything.Zhang Yuzhi didn''t wait for Zhu Dingyin to solve the problem. There was no place to vent her anger. Now she can find an outlet. Seeing that the two old guys didn''t move, she didn''t give up. She said, "I''ll remind you that when I''m at home, you don''t want to do this kind of thing any more. You''re so old and just like a young man. You have to make your bed creak every day. Don''t you Are you poking me in the heart with that kind of thing? I just want to do it, either when I''m not at home, or when Cao Jingzhong comes back... "
The old woman quickly compensate, she whispered: "Yuzhi, we are always shameless, and never dare to, we are wrong, we compensate you, we promise to change."
I didn''t expect Zhang Yuzhi to say, "it''s not up to you. The key is Dad. I find that dad is not old now, just like the bull in our family. Seeing the young woman''s eyes shining, I want to start. Sometimes you even give me a wink Alas, I''m OK during the day. I have no time to think that I can resist the temptation of my father. But when I lie in bed at night, I feel itchy when I feel that the bed is empty. If you do this again, it''s going to kill me? Dad, you should be serious. Don''t blink your eyes and move your eyebrows all day long. I know you have a lot of guts. Maybe I''ll give you some meat. Maybe you can''t eat it even if you have a little bit of teeth... "
Poked in the old man''s acupoint, he said sheepishly: "Yuzhi, you misunderstood me. Your mother-in-law knows that your husband Cao Jingzhong is not at home. You are a leader inside and outside. It''s too hard. I just care about you. I have no other idea. OK, I''ll give you a promise today. I won''t do that with your mother-in-law any more. And for you, I promise to respect... "
Zhang Yuzhi was satisfied, she said: "Dad, I''m not interfering in your and mom''s freedom of life, I''m reminding you not to affect me. I''m a young widowed woman, and my husband works in the city. I''m afraid I can''t control myself for a moment, and I''ll make a style mistake on impulse. I''ll get him a green hat that doesn''t cost money. " Said back to the room to sleep, as if she did not get her husband green hat like.