Two people flirt, time passes quickly, unconsciously sweet needle hit.
There is almost no liquid medicine in the hanging bottle. Cao Erzhu calls for a little nurse. She pulls out the needle. Tiantian wakes up and cries when she opens her eyes.
"Don''t cry, sweetie. I think it''s time to pee. OK, mom wants you to pee in the bathroom. Hee hee, sweetness talks about hygiene. Let''s pee in the bathroom. " Wang Chuanying slipped out of bed with Tian Tian in her arms and ran to the bathroom.
Cao Erzhu stretched out his hand and didn''t know how to help. He ran with Wang Chuanying and stopped in front of the women''s toilet.
After a while, Wang Chuanying said loudly, "Cao Yaojun, Tiantian is thinning again. Her stool has got on my clothes. Come to my bag and get some toilet paper. Hurry up."
"All right Cao Erzhu immediately ran into the ward and found Wang Chuanying''s bag. He took a roll of toilet paper from it and came to the door of the women''s toilet. He was embarrassed to go in. At this time, an older nurse came. She frowned and said, "Hey, your wife is calling you inside. Why don''t you stay outside and help?"
Cao Erzhu pointed to the pattern on the door and said, "Hey, women''s toilet!"
The nurse stood at the door and said, "OK, you go in. I''ll watch the door for you here."
No way, Cao Erzhu red face into the women''s toilet.
Tiantian is held by Wang Chuanying, her legs are open, her small fart groove, legs are like Plumeria like stool.
Wang Chuanying took the toilet paper from Cao Erzhu, wiped it clean for Tiantian, wiped the stool on her legs, handed Tiantian to Cao Erzhu and said, "hold it for me! I''m going to pee. Well, I can''t hold it. "
Cao Erzhu hugs Tiantian, but Tiantian doesn''t know her. It''s like being pinched for a while, and she cries.
Anyway, they have a flesh and blood relationship. Wang Chuanying doesn''t care about anything. He unties his trouser belt, pulls off his trousers and pouts his hips.
Cao Erzhu, holding the crying sweetness, did not forget to take a look at Wang Chuanying''s urine.
What''s interesting is that Wang Chuanying''s urine is just like a line. It''s like a tap. It''s not like sun Mingzhi and Guo Xiaoping. The urine is overwhelming. It''s like a waterfall. She also has clumps of weeds, but it doesn''t block or trip, let alone drip.
Cao Erzhu thought of his wife Guo Xiaoping''s words. He said that he could tell a girl from a young woman only by peeing. According to Guo Xiaoping''s logic, Wang Chuanying should be a girl. Nima, this Wang Chuanying, the child is so old, but he still urinates like a girl.
Wang Chuanying saw that Cao Erzhu was peeing. She was embarrassed. She pursed her mouth and made a strange face. Seeing that Tiantian was crying all the time, she peed and said: "Tiantian, it''s uncomfortable for her father to hold her. She has to hold her mother. She''s peeing!" In this way, Cao Erzhu''s name is right when he stays in the women''s toilet.
Hearing this, Cao Erzhu kept blinking and made a strange face at Wang Chuanying. Who''s her father, NIMA? I''m not married yet!
A small nurse wanted to go to the toilet, and was blocked by the older nurse at the door.
The little nurse said, "hee hee, the situation is urgent and needs to be solved in time."
The older nurse said, "Hey, there''s a man in it. Do you want to go in and solve it?"
"Wuwu, I''m dizzy. It''s really bad luck." The little nurse covered her stomach with her hands and stamped her feet.
Wang Chuanying urinates well, shakes her hips, smiles at Cao Erzhu, puts on her pants and takes over Tiantian.
Tiantian jumped into her mother''s arms and stopped crying immediately.
Cao Erzhu frowned and said, "Mom, it''s better to be mom." He sniffed and said, "NIMA, it seems that the smell of women''s toilet is much stronger than that of men''s toilet."
Cao Erzhu followed Wang Chuanying out of the women''s toilet and saw two nurses standing at the door. He bowed his head and was so ashamed that he wanted to find a crack in the floor.
"Well, you two can really linger in it." The little nurse with two legs tilted her head and ran into the toilet. Then she heard the sound of "Chi Chi Chi".
Wang Chuanying held Tian Tian in her arms and coaxed her: "Oh, your father pinches your fart Is that bullshit? Well, I''ve upset you and cried. Well, your father is bad, and your father is a bad guy... "
Cao Erzhu was carrying Wang Chuanying''s bag. The three of them walked out of the ward. They heard the nurse who used to stand at the door of the toilet go to the door of the nurse''s office and say to the people inside: "Alas, now the countrymen get married so early. Look at the couple, they look like children."
There was a woman inside who said, "needless to say, it must be unmarried and have children first. At least I''m not old enough to get a marriage certificate."
Fuck, I''m not a couple! When Cao Erzhu heard the nurses'' conversation, he was not convinced.
Cao Erzhu got on the motorcycle and asked Wang Chuanying to sit on the back seat of the motorcycle with her child in her arms. Then he went to the hotel.
When he found a private hotel, Cao Erzhu stopped and checked in, then dragged Wang Chuanying into the room.
Cao Erzhu took a long breath, leaned back on the bed and said, "Oh, damn it, I have set several records today."Wang Chuanying sat on the bed, put Tiantian on Cao Erzhu, and said with a smile, "how can you be Tiantian''s father? Do you feel wronged? Wuwu, er Zhu, don''t mention it. You almost made me worry! You tossed about that night, I tossed about all night, and later found that I did it several times, but I didn''t wear a condom every time! My God, I''m worried and scared. I''m worried every day. I really feel that life is hard. I''m afraid I''ll be pregnant with your baby Quan Guangxiang is not at home. I can''t make it clear. Alas... "
Cao Erzhu said with a smile, "Hey, didn''t you use a contraceptive ring or something?"
Wang Chuanying stamped her foot and said, "no, Quan Guangxiang used a cover at home every time during the Spring Festival. You didn''t have it that day. I forgot. Alas, a few days ago, when my great aunt came on time, the stone I hung in my heart fell to the ground. "
Cao Erzhu said with a smile, "you can''t get shot every time, can you? By the way, my wife Guo Xiaoping and I do that every day, and we don''t wear any covers, and we don''t see her pregnant with a baby! "
Wang Chuanying frowned and said, "I have to buy a box of covers for everything I say today. It can''t be like last time. You don''t know what kind of life I live. If my husband is at home and is pregnant, it''s just a matter of honor. If I go to the hospital for abortion, it will be solved. My husband is not at home. If I have a baby, I can''t help it. I''m sure I''ll be blinded and stabbed in the back, and I can''t face my husband. "
Cao Erzhu pretended to be angry and said, "ah, Chuanying''s sister-in-law has passed the post safely. Don''t think about it any more. It seems that my level of doing that is not low, but the germination rate of seeds is not too high! "
Wang Chuanying said with a smile: "fortunately, your shooting rate is not high, otherwise I will suffer." Holding sweet, she said, "let dad hold it for a while."