Cao Erzhu drove into lihuachong, and his mobile phone suddenly rang. As soon as he saw that it was Yi Guihua, he led the car to the side of the road, picked up the mobile phone and connected it.


    Yi Guihua said on the phone: "Hello, er Zhu, beggar. It''s funny that you met my husband today! The two clowns are so humorous. Unfortunately, I''m the only audience. Ah, beggar, my husband LV Mingyi has made you embarrassed. I don''t think you care about it yet! "


    Although some embarrassed, but Cao Erzhu want to laugh, he said: "osmanthus, what you say is, how can I care? I only blame myself. When I came into the room, I exposed my identity. What I said at that time, even a fool could hear that I had an affair with you. If I were you, I would chase you with a kitchen knife. Well, it''s true that people doubt it. I''ve got him a green hat. "


    Yi Guihua in the phone "hee hee" to smile, for a while did not speak.


    Cao Erzhu said deliberately and falsely: "Xiao Biao, you still laugh. I was almost cut in two by your husband''s kitchen knife You''re watching jokes, aren''t you? "


    I didn''t expect that Yi Guihua said with a smile: "don''t self-criticism, beggars. You''re not wrong. It''s me who made LV Mingyi''s head green. Well, I think you are silly, beggar. My husband is not a gangster. You didn''t stimulate him with words at that time. How could he cut you? Che, you are so stupid. Can''t you see that he is bluffing you with a kitchen knife? If you use your head, you can''t run. You''re a local tyrant. You run in a mess! Hee hee, do you know why I laugh at you? "


    Cao Erzhu looked out of the window of the car and saw a car passing by. He whispered, "I know, I''m a fake husband. I''ve met a real husband. Your two husbands are chasing each other. You take us as fun. You can''t help laughing, can you?"


    Yi Guihua laughed for a while on the phone. She said, "my husband was not as strong as you. I''ve exhausted him in bed. He even dares to chase you with a knife. You are such a fool. You can push him around with one palm. You are afraid of him and run like hell. Hello, beggar. Cats are afraid of mice. Have you heard of it? You and my husband LV Mingyi are like a cat to a mouse. Your big cat is chased by my husband LV Mingyi''s little mouse and runs around. Hee hee, are you funny? I couldn''t help but laugh out of breath. "


    Cao Erzhu was ashamed to hear Yi Guihua say that. He said with embarrassment, "isn''t he your husband? I gave him a green hat. I''m guilty of being a thief. I feel sorry for others. I don''t dare to use my strength. I''ve already bullied others. I can''t stop giving them face. I want them to bully me. To tell you the truth, I once thought that even if I was stabbed by him, I would admit that I would never hand him a finger. " After thinking about it, he said, "Yeah, your husband is not at home. How can you call me recklessly?"


    Yi Guihua stopped laughing. She said solemnly, "well, it was a mistake for my parents to let me sit at home and recruit husbands. Men are not like women, they can''t support their families. He wanted to go home and take me back. I didn''t agree. He left alone! Hee hee, he left with the ambivalence of satisfaction and doubt. "


    As a man, even his wife can not take away, really a little poor! Cao Erzhu felt a little sympathy for LV Mingyi. He said, "osmanthus, it''s not easy for your husband. He hasn''t seen you for half a year. When he came back, he wanted to have a good meal, but what he ate was my leftovers. When I was eating well, I turned up, which man''s heart was blocked up! "


    Yi Guihua said with a smile: "beggar, you are quite compassionate! He has gains and losses. You don''t know, as soon as he saw me, he didn''t even say a word to warm his heart. He picked me up and went to bed. Then he gave vent to me. I satisfied him. Hee hee, it''s your presence that makes him confused I''m afraid it''s hard to go back. Look at him, maybe he''ll give me up. "


    Cao Erzhu was not happy to break up a family. He didn''t speak with his mobile phone.


    "If I get divorced, I will never get married," Yi Guihua said on the phone. Anyway, I''ve been married and have children, and women have done everything they need to do. There''s no regret. I''ve always been single, doing what I want to do. "


    Cao Erzhu thought about it and said, "if you are single, will my parents like it? What will they think?"


    Yi Guihua sighed and said: "Alas, since ancient times, loyalty and filial piety are difficult. I want to do something, but I have to neglect my parents. It''s hard to be a man!"


    Cao Erzhu said in a low voice: "osmanthus, in fact, there is a way to have the best of both worlds."


    Yi Guihua quickly asked, "what can I do? You say it and I''ll hear it. "


    Cao Erzhu said seriously, "isn''t your husband back? You hurry to have another child! I think my father and mother are very attentive to their children. If you have another one, it happens that your husband''s family has one, and your family has one. That''s fair. If you want to write a novel and become a writer, I''m afraid my parents won''t interfere with you. "


    Yi Guihua laughed, she said: "you''re a good idea, but my relationship with my husband is not very harmonious now. Maybe I''ll get a divorce. Besides, it''s very difficult to get Fertility Indicators for the second child. "


    Cao Erzhu said with a smile, "Osmanthus fragrans, while you are still not divorced, hurry to get the second child fertility index If they really can''t get it, it doesn''t matter. Let them fine. "I didn''t expect that Yi Guihua begged: "beggars, would you like to help me have a baby? My parents like you. If I had your baby, they would be very happy. Hee hee, the child''s name is Fanfan, a beggar. "


    Cao Erzhu thought for a while and said, "Osmanthus fragrans, you have given me a difficult problem! I also want to have a baby with you, but if my wife Guo Xiaoping knows, she doesn''t chop me with a kitchen knife? It''s too risky and not too moral. "


    Yi Guihua said with a smile: "hee hee, what you said is the same. I can''t hurt your wife. She is innocent Alas, I have to give birth to LV Mingyi''s child. Ah, it''s easy for beggars to go from thrift to extravagance, but hard for beggars to go from extravagance to thrift! Ever since I had that kind of relationship with you, I feel like I''ve cut my skin when I go to bed. When I was with LV Mingyi today, he tossed me in bed for a long time. It took me a lot of effort, but I didn''t get any of that kind of ecstatic pleasure... "


    Cao Erzhu laughed, he said: "osmanthus, you mean that I do that kind of thing higher than your husband, right? There is no harm without comparison! It looks like I''ve done you harm. "


    Yi Guihua said with a cry: "Wuwu, your level is much higher! Well, what you give me is luxury. " Stop and ask, "are you home? We''ve been on the phone for such a long time. Where are you


    Cao Erzhu lied and said, "I''m at your door!"


    Yi osmanthus surprise said: "yes, well, I come out to see you."


    Cao Erzhu laughed, looked out the window and whispered, "I lied to you. I had already arrived at lihuachong, but I didn''t enter the residential area. The car was parked on the side of the road. OK, don''t talk about it. I''ll see you later and have a good chat. Well, I can''t stop talking to you. I can''t stop talking. "