Liu Congli pushed Cao Mingyu many times, pinched Cao Mingyu''s nose and pulled his ear, but still didn''t wake him up. Liu boasted that he had nothing to lose before he went to bed. Liu Congli takes off Cao Mingyu''s shoes and clothes. It takes nine oxen and two tigers to get him into bed and lie down beside him.


    In the hall, I sat in front of the TV, turned on the TV and watched it for a while. I didn''t think there was any good program. I yawned and wanted to sleep, but I still thought about my wife Liu Congli! He turned off the TV, leaving only the moving picture. Her eyes were watching TV, but her ears were listening to the room.


    Liu Congli heard the sound of the TV in the hall. She jumped out of bed, reached out her thumb and said, "husband, you are really good. That old immortal is like mud now. How can you wake him up?"


    Before the full light, he said with pride: "Hey, I just want to make that old thing suffer. It''s yellow mud that falls into the crotch. It''s not excrement, it''s excrement." Then he waved to Liu Congli to let her in.


    Liu Congli climbed into bed and looked at Cao Mingyu and laughed. She pushed him to find the money in his pocket. She found 200 yuan from his pocket. She happily put it into her pocket and whispered, "well, in order to save money and honor my mother, I just don''t want my face!"


    In front of the full light, I watched TV and listened to the room. After listening for a long time, I heard Liu Congli say in a soft voice: "Hey, old man, wake up, wake up! Woo, you fool, you don''t put more money in your pocket. It''s only 200 yuan. Hee hee, old man, you were cheated before you were polished. He left you for the night to get you drunk. Woo woo, actually he wanted to tease you, so that you could get nothing Then he patted Cao Mingyu''s face and kicked his ass.


    Before the full light, he heard the movement of Liu Congli''s room in the hall. He covered his mouth to steal. He was relieved. As soon as the TV was turned off, he went to sleep in the guest room on the second floor.


    A mountain is higher than a mountain.


    In fact, Cao Mingyu is not stupid either. A few days ago, when Cao Erzhu hid a million dollars at home and fought with Wu Shizhen, his wisdom showed itself. It''s the same today. He drank a little too much and got drunk, but he didn''t get as drunk as he thought before. He still knew that he was lying on the table in the kitchen, sleeping on the ground, and Liu Congli couldn''t wake up in bed. All that was pretending. Liu Congli was looking for money in his pocket. He knew it, but he didn''t say anything. He didn''t want to scare the snake. He knew he was still watching TV in the hall before full light, so he kept pretending to be drunk.


    Liu Congli was also taken seriously, so she lay down and fell asleep.


    After a long sleep, there was no movement in the room. The light had been turned off. Cao Mingyu slowly opened her eyes, first looked at the environment, and then looked at the side of Liu Congli, only to see that she has been asleep, seems to sleep very well.


    Cao Mingyu turned over and hugged Liu Congli tightly. He whispered, "Congli, your husband invited me to eat this fat meat. If I don''t eat it, I''ll be so sorry for him."


    "Oh dear!" Liu Congli woke up and cried out. When she saw the sober Cao Mingyu, she was very surprised. She said, "you old man, aren''t you drunk? I thought you were cheated. I didn''t expect you to be cheated in front of the light! "


    Cao Mingyu covered Liu Congli''s mouth with her hand and said with pride, "a mountain is higher than a mountain. I don''t know your husband''s love before he was all light? Do you think I can''t see his tricks? Hei hei, Congli, you have accepted my 200 yuan, which means that today''s business has been concluded. Ah, don''t make a noise. It''s useless even if you make a noise. You must be sleeping like a dead pig now. You can''t wake up even if you make a noise. "


    Liu Congli thought about it. Anyway, it''s not the first time. She just came to push the boat with the current. She said with a smile, "Jiang is still hot. The abacus in front of the light is so good. It''s still your old calculation. You''ve picked up a big bargain and let your old cow eat grass."


    Cao Mingyu got Liu Congli''s hand. He was so happy that he said, "it''s interesting. Your husband is at home, so we are still intimate. Hehe, I''m not only happy to eat your fat today, but also have a special sense of accomplishment. Hehe, he played smart with me before the light. I let him be smart instead of being smart. He suffered a dumb loss that he couldn''t say


    Liu Congli pinched Cao Mingyu''s muscle and said, "you old man, if you get his wife, don''t tear down the bridge and don''t help him. In that case, I will ignore you in the future."


    Cao Mingyu is already in the mood of becoming an immortal. Thinking of what Liu Congli whispered for a while, he nodded and said, "Congli, in your face, I''ll help him and give you back the money to honor your mother''s mother..."


    After a short time, Cao Mingyu achieved his goal. He lay back and said with a smile, "Hey, Guangqian is so generous. He even gave his wife away. Hey, hey, I''m not being polite. I''m happy to accept it. "


    Looking at Cao Mingyu''s elation, Liu Congli was a little angry for fighting against injustice before the full light. She pinched Cao Mingyu''s muscle with her hand, but she still didn''t get rid of her hatred. She opened her mouth and bit him on the shoulder.Cao Mingyu was bitten so painfully that he bared his teeth. As soon as he wanted to cry, he heard the footsteps coming downstairs. He was so scared that he quickly closed his eyes and pretended to be drunk again.


    Liu Congli also heard the sound of footsteps. Seeing that Cao Mingyu was like mud again, she was dumb and suffered from Coptis chinensis. She closed her eyes and pretended to sleep.


    Before the full light, on the second floor, he didn''t sleep like a dead pig as Cao Mingyu said. After all, his wife was sleeping with other men. He was not at ease and couldn''t sleep. He went downstairs. He listened at the door of the room. There was nothing but snoring. He went into the room and turned on the light.


    The light is dazzling. Liu Congli can''t help it. She opens her eyes and whispers, "before the light, you ghost, what are you doing in here?"


    "I''m not sure. I''m afraid that you will lose your life if you lose your wife." He looked at Cao Mingyu in front of the full light and saw that he blinked very fragrant. He said with a smile, "this old thing doesn''t hurt you, does it?"


    Liu Congli locked her brows, pointed with her thumb to the front of the full light and said, "is there a husband like you in the world? I let my wife sleep with another man. Wuwu, this old man is like mud. What do you want him to do to your wife? "


    Before the full light, he took out his mobile phone and said, "I''ll take a group photo for you." Then he took several pictures in succession.


    Liu Congli scolded: "you beast, you are afraid of your wife''s ugliness."


    Before the full light, he said with a smile: "wife, don''t worry, this picture is only for this old man."