Xia Kui of Wanjie came over and said with a smile: "brother long, what''s your brain? Is it bean curd with pancake? Another bag of mustard! Put some chili oil, pour some vinegar! It''s a breakfast


    "Ah, shakui, have you become a master? Have you ever been to the secular world? Now you''re talking! " The Dragon King looks at Xia Kui strangely and says that this boy is really bad. I just said hello to the first beauty. What are you doing here? Look at you Don''t pollute the eyes of beautiful women. It''s ironic to say something.


    How could Xia Kui not hear it or take it seriously? He laughed and said, "during the time when I was alone with my great uncle and grandfather, I begged him to tell me about his past life every night, so I naturally remember it! Not only remember, I also eat mustard! I''m not a citizen of a metropolis. I can''t compare with you. You sing with Beijing accent. I thought you sang Beijing Opera before! "


    Long zhantian''s heart is blocked. Xia Kui''s language is too sharp. He has self-knowledge. He can''t quarrel with anyone who plays language with him. This boy''s mouth is too sharp. It''s not good to be nagged by him. The most important thing is that he speaks in such a humble tone every time. He can beat around the Bush and make you feel uncomfortable, but he can''t resist.


    "Xia Kui, we are all one family. We can''t always talk about two families! What can''t compare with me, let brother Tian hear it, and worry about the discord between our brothers. He has enough things in a day, so let''s not add obstacles to him! Let him save the snacks Why Long zhantian suddenly remembers what Aragorn said before. It tastes a little wrong. What does it mean to let brother Tian and my mother save snacks? What do you mean? It''s like Brahma is my father! The grandson of Aragorn is more and more insidious. He dares to rumor that brother Tian has an affair with my mother!


    Thinking of this, long zhantian is not in any mood. Yi Xiaofan is not his dish, that is, Vatican is not here. He runs to say hello to the guests. Don''t neglect the guests. It makes people feel that Vatican''s brothers are impolite.


    "Xiakui, you can chat with the beautiful woman. I''ll talk to Aragon about family affairs." Long zhantian patted Xia Kui on the shoulder, waved to Yi Xiaofan and Luo Shen, and rushed away.


    Xia Kui pulled his neck at long zhantian''s back and yelled, "if you have something to say, don''t be impulsive. Don''t do it. I can''t get rid of the pimple. I''ll judge you when my great uncle comes back!"


    The king of sword and the king of war both looked at long zhantian curiously. They saw him stride to Aragorn and hold his arm. They said, "come on, let''s go to the backyard woods and have a good chat. If we don''t talk to each other today, don''t come out. Just dig a pit and let''s lie in it together."


    Aragorn''s face was puzzled. The Dragon King was still well before. Why did the wind suddenly change? What kind of wind was this? The strength of wine had passed long ago. It was definitely not a drunken mania. As he followed the Dragon King to the back yard, he asked, "Dragon King, what''s the matter with you? What did I do to apologize for you? Are you bluffing me with a straight face? "


    "When there''s no one, I''ll have a good break with you. If I can''t make a clear break, as Xia Kui said, I really need to find brother Tian to comment on it, otherwise I can''t get along with the tone in my heart!" The dragon and the sky make a cold voice.


    Alagongduo was very clever. He soon thought of the previous casual joke. It was just a joke. He didn''t expect that long zhantian would react to it. It''s really a curse that comes from the mouth. All the troubles are created by the heart!


    Xia Kui saw them go away, looked at Yi Xiaofan, and said with a smile, "Yi Xiaofan, the first beauty in the world, really deserves the reputation!"


    Yi Xiaofan''s soft eyes look at Xia Kui, with a look of joy. In her eyes, Xia Kui is funny and cute. He is ugly, but he will never make her feel disgusted. Instead, he is happy. Just like the Chinese American Comedians in the secular world, almost all of them are ugly. But the audience likes to watch, and ugliness is a kind of realm. If he is ugly, he is an ugly ghost!


    "Commander Xia Kui, thank you for your praise!" Yi Xiaofan smiles like a hundred flowers in full bloom. It''s really beautiful.


    Xia Kui looked at the God of Luo who had never spoken. He said politely, "Xia Kui has met my great aunt!"


    Luoshen is a cold beauty. She likes to be quiet and silent. Xiakui salutes her and calls her aunts and grandmothers. She thinks it''s not herself or someone else. She turns around and looks at her. There''s no one else except Yi Xiaofan. Her face turns red instantly and says in a hurry: "commander xiakui, don''t yell. I''m not your sister-in-law I''m not your great aunt


    Luo Shen is worried for a moment, and her mouth is full. She''s so embarrassed. Isn''t it more and more black? Obviously, I want the hint from my sister-in-law that day!


    Xia Kui sighed and said: "uncle and grandma, I know how many women there are in my uncle''s heart. He has a photo album on his mobile phone, and they all have face-to-face photos. Besides, he notes the time, name, comments and five-star comments! Grandma, you''re the first beauty I recognize, aren''t you


    "Cough..." When Luo Shen saw that there were eyes casting from afar, she felt red and ashamed. How could Brahma do such a boring thing? Why did you show it to others in private? Even xuanwai''s grandson can''t show it. I don''t think it''s shameful if I don''t think it''s shameful!


    Luoshen coughs and has no words to answer. He wants to turn around to avoid embarrassment, but he can go, which is tantamount to acquiescence. Isn''t it more embarrassing.How clever Yi Xiaofan is! After all, she did something sorry for Luo Shen last night. She looked at Xia Kui with a smile and suddenly asked, "Xia Kui, can you sing? Do your great uncles always like singing? What''s the meaning of the song "darkness"


    "The black sky you said! I heard my great uncle sing, and I asked at that time, "what''s the central idea of my great uncle''s song?" Xia Kui began to speak in vernacular. He drew close to the kings in the distance. The birds quietly did not disturb Xia Kui''s premise. If he could eavesdrop, he would eavesdrop. If he couldn''t, he would directly join in.


    The demon king Bauer is most afraid of xiakui. As a demon king, he has unusual Demon power. He is very sensitive to the relationship between people in the outside world, and also has a sense of prevention in his mind about the people around him and who can threaten him.


    Without much thought, Xia Kui began to talk and said, "my great uncle told me casually that in fact This song is the whole process of a woman being raped


    Yi Xiaofan and Luo Shen both look cold, especially Yi Xiaofan. He is desperate. Brahma is definitely not a good bird. He has nothing to do with decency. He is evil. His younger generation, his friends and brothers are all hooligans. Even if they are not hooligans, they are no better than hooligans!


    Yi Xiaofan after the storm, how can xiakui a word scared away, also did not rape her, what is she afraid of? She also asked curiously, "why does your great uncle have such logic?"


    "That''s what I asked? I don''t understand! After all, this song is not written by my great uncle. How can he know? " Xia Kui sighed that it might be that Brahma was OK. He was suddenly in a good mood. His voice box opened and he began to speak in vernacular. He said, "my great uncle and grandfather said that the wind in front of me has stopped, the clouds are going to fly, I can''t sleep, I have to pay for my broken heart Why compensation? My great uncle and grandfather asked me in a word, yes! Why claim? "


    Everyone is a Leng, feel a little conscious, a song behind the lyrics actually hide the shocking rape case, who is the girl? Who is the rapist? All the questions followed.


    Xia Kui said solemnly and meticulously: "my great uncle said that, and this man also has his wife. If the wind stops, how can the cloud fly? I didn''t understand at that time. My uncle told me patiently that I raped you. If I married you, what would my wife do? The wind stops here. How can the clouds fly? At that time, it dawned on me that I had to praise my great uncle and grandfather for his great wisdom! Think about it carefully, that''s all! How do I sleep if you leave? According to my great uncle''s explanation at that time, women are very strange. Once they are taken down, they are addicted to you. They are reluctant to let you go, and then they act coquettishly to make compensation. My heart is hurt by you. If you are not just a playful butterfly, women ask men, "you just want to play with me, and then you are pulled down?"


    The people who heard it sighed and secretly raised their thumbs. Brother Tian is very powerful! No one can compare, the analysis is too good.


    Hanliu is so familiar with the lyrics!


    Yi Xiaofan doesn''t have a good taste. She feels that something is wrong. Why does it seem that there is a bit of innuendo? Even if there is no innuendo, the mapping is also very big. It lights her up. It''s a bit like sitting in the right seat?


    No one said anything. How do you explain the next paragraph of Xia Kui''s vernacular?