At the time of Tubo King''s plan, Yunfan had already flashed to the highest roof of the palace.
Since we are going to dance disco, the atmosphere must be set up.
Open the trial mall and Yunfan starts shopping.
I want a microphone.
One electrical plug-in.
Two subwoofers.
One smart charging box.
Buy another MP4.
Why buy MP4 instead of mobile phone? Because there is no net here.
"Haha, almost"
after Yunfan connected all the devices, he finally picked up MP4 to have a look.
"Well, it''s OK. Fortunately, he brought his own 100 songs"
after everything was done, Yunfan stood on the roof of the palace, picked up the microphone and belched.
"Burp ~"
the sound immediately raised the heads of the guards patrolling the palace.
There are also some palace maids from the people, at this time also show surprised look.
Yunfan took the microphone and said with a smile.
"Don''t be nervous, everyone. At the invitation of your king, I''m going to hold a large-scale disco dance here"
"so, please put down your nervousness and twist your moving body with me later"
after that, the people in the palace looked confused.
I can''t understand him at all.
Bungee?
What is disco?
Yunfan doesn''t explain much. Pick up MP4 and press the play button.
Soon, on the whole palace, there was a familiar and strange song.
"Wild wave is an attitude, wild wave is rising and falling..."
the sound of deafness, surging in the hearts of all people in the palace.
All the people, whether ministers, servants or guards, looked up at the man who was rocking on the roof.
But I have to say that this strong sense of rhythm is really exciting.
Yunfan said with a microphone as she swayed.
"Oh, don''t just look at it, just like me, shake it up!"
At this time, seeing the king of Tubo coming out of the room, Yunfan picked up the microphone and said with a smile.
"King, this is bungee jumping. Come on, take a look and jump with me"
ordinary people are really embarrassed to jump with Yunfan like this.
After all, these actions are too humiliating in this era.
But the king of Tubo is different. This unprecedented explosion music makes him dizzy.
It''s exciting!
Although I don''t want to move, I still shake my head unconsciously.
Yunfan stands on the roof like a fitness coach, holding a microphone and laughing.
"Don''t be shy!"
"Don''t control it. Let go of your inner thoughts. Come on, let''s go!"
While talking, I changed a song.
"Come and draw a dragon with me on the left, and a rainbow on the right"
another extremely surging melody is stirring up in the palace.
Cloud sail side dances body, side holds microphone to smile a way.
"Yes, that''s it"
"king, you have to twist your waist"
the king of Tubo tried to follow the passionate music for two times. It was really cool!
"Ha ha, cool!"
Then he pointed to the guards and ministers who wanted to move but didn''t dare to.
"Don''t be stunned, with my brother that what, oh, by the way, tiaodi, tiaodi up!"
In this way, a large-scale disco dance started at this moment.
That''s right!
It''s in the Tang Dynasty!
And in the palace of Tubo kingdom.
The passionate melody makes people feel more and more happy. It seems that they can express all their inner annoyance at this moment.
This is a very funny picture.
A group of Tubo people are shaking their heads in ancient costumes.
"Cool
The king of Tubo danced most vigorously because he was a man who had drunk beer.
"Is this bungee dancing?"
"Ha ha, it''s fun. It''s really fun!"
....
it took an hour to finish the big dance.
Yunfan was also tired, and then he sat face to face with the king of Tubo at the table again.
"So what, is it under the edict of retreat?"
"Brother, I''ve done what I promised you"
at this time, the king of Tubo was sweating. He was just sweating, but he felt very happy.
Even when the music stops, there is still a feeling of endless meaning.
"No, you can give me the edict. It will be early when you send someone to pass it on.""Oh, it seems that I don''t believe in my king. Well, I''ll give you the imperial edict of withdrawing soldiers"
the Tubo King clapped his hands with a smile, and a servant came forward to deliver the imperial edict.
Yunfan took the imperial edict and looked at it. After reading it with a language converter, he thought there was no problem, so he closed the imperial edict.
"OK, I''ll go first"
"Brother Yun, wait a minute!"
"Well? What else
The Tubo King chuckled and said, "if you come to me, you can''t go back empty handed"
as he finished, several bodyguards came in carrying some red wooden boxes.
Once opened, it was dazzling.
It''s full of gold and silver.
At this moment, Yunfan''s eyes were straight and he thought to himself.
I drop darling, these want to take back the real world to sell again, want not to send all difficult!
But it''s a pity to open the circle of people in the test room.
At this time, the Tubo King''s friend degree is only 730
according to the regulations of the trial room, only when the friend degree reaches 2000 can he accept gifts.
So Yunfan laughed bitterly.
"Then what"
"as for the gifts of the king, you should keep them first. When I have the chance to wear them in this era next time, let''s brush down our favor, and I''ll take them away"
I heard about the Tubo king, though I don''t know what he said.
But still nodded: "well, Brother Yun, the kingdom of Tubo welcomes you at any time!"
Yun fan laughs and says nothing more.
Leave the equipment and ten cases of beer.
Then he walked out of the hall with the edict, and bent down again to sit in his helicopter.
"Don''t give it away"
"let''s go!"
With that, the helicopter roared, and then slowly lifted off in the eyes of everyone.
"Brother Yun, he is really not an ordinary person!"
This is the evaluation given by the king of Tubo.
Plus 200 for the favor.
In this way, Yunfan flies towards the border of the Tang Dynasty with an autonomous helicopter.
When passing the border.
The helicopter flew a little lower, then threw the edict into the camp of the Tubo army.
And then it went up again and roared away.
In the palace of the Tang Dynasty.
At this time, the ministers were discussing how to fight.
After all, not many people take Yunfan seriously.
This is a war between the two countries. How can we be careless?
At this time, Wu Zetian sat on the Dragon chair, listening to the suggestions of the officials.
Just then, a voice came from outside the hall.
"Newspaper!"
"Your Highness, good news is coming from the border. The Tibetan army has retreated!"
As soon as he said this, the hall was silent.
Wu Zetian''s beautiful face also showed a surprised expression.
When everyone was surprised!
The roar of helicopters came from outside the hall....