"Not bad." After leaving the Fried Bun shop, Linson vomited out the toothpick at the corner of his mouth, and then looked at Li zedao with an obscene smile.


    Li zedao was embarrassed to smile. He also thought that he had done a good job. He helped justice and saved the honest and kind-hearted boss of the Fried Bun shop from a disaster. Finally, the boss was very grateful and refused to accept the money for Fried Bun and bean curd. Li zedao wanted to turn over his face. Then he looked at Li Ze with a smile and said that his daughter was 18 years old, It''s so beautiful Li zedao, a pure, kind-hearted and simple-minded man, said that he had no idea what the boss said about his daughter''s good looks.


    The only regret is that uncle let the red hair crack his mouth and break his fingers, which seriously affected his performance. If that sentence was said by him, then this thing would be perfect.


    "Who made him a martial uncle?" Li zedao thought, "pretend to force this kind of thing to him."


    "Boy, I''m talking about fried buns." Linson looked at him like an idiot and said.


    “……” Li zedao''s face turned red and said, "martial uncle, I''m also talking about Fried Bun..."


    In order to cover up his guilty heart, Li zedao quickly changed the topic: "by the way, martial uncle, if there''s nothing wrong, I''ll go back to school. If I don''t leave, I''ll be late Where do you live now? I''ll come to see you after school? "


    "What kind of school?" Linson said with a big hand, "middle school is the place to train nerds!"


    “……”


    "Look, uncle, I''ve been in kindergarten for one year, and now I''m not so good Damn, why is the wind so strong today? " Then Linson took out the little mirror he was carrying, frowning and combing his hair.


    Li zedao quickly turned around and looked like I didn''t know you. It''s a shame to have such a beautiful martial uncle!


    After combing his hair in the mirror, Linson grinned and looked at his teeth again. Well, there was no food left on his head. He looked at the corners of his eyes. Well, the eye excrement was very clean. Then he looked at his nostrils. Well, the hair was cut very well, and it didn''t show


    Then he shook his fist excitedly and felt that he was so handsome that other men wanted to buy a piece of tofu to kill him!


    Then he did not understand why he was so handsome and still single? There are more than 20 women who are so obscene Well, let''s not talk about the old man''s bias, let''s say that the Tathagata''s obscene old monk also has a coquettish beauty to accompany him to cook crow chicken; and the dead foreign devil, Dirk, also finds a big breasted foreign girl to fight friendship outside every day.


    And I am still single after so many years, is it because My vision is too high?


    "Well, it''s not that I lack a pair of eyes to discover beauty, but that those beauties have been selected by the eldest beast." Lin Sen sighed.


    Seeing that Linsen was looking at the mirror like a psycho, he showed a very obscene smile on his face. Then he felt like chrysanthemum couldn''t contribute. Li zedao pulled the corner of his mouth and had an impulse to find a garbage can to vomit.


    You said you are a middle-aged uncle. Why are you so cute when you break a broken jar? It''s disgusting, okay?


    "Let''s go." Linson finally put the mirror away, then waved to Li zedao and said.


    "Well Where are we going? I have to go to class, or... "


    "No class. I''ve asked for leave for you." Lin Sen said with an obscene smile, "last night I gave your head teacher, the beautiful head teacher named he, a phone call. I said to her," Hello, Mr. He, I''m the uncle of Li zedao. I''m going to take the boy to a place tomorrow, so I want to ask for leave for him... "


    “……”


    "Your teacher he is very good at speaking. The most important thing is Her voice is really beautiful. " Linson said with an obscene smile, "I don''t know if she has a boyfriend Tut tut... "


    Li zedao suddenly wanted to smash Linson''s face full of obscene smile If he doesn''t belong to martial uncle and he can beat him.


    And then I know that this martial uncle has been in Phoenix for a long time, and he has been watching him secretly for two days. As for he Xiaoyu''s contact information, it''s not surprising. It''s easy for such a person to want a person''s phone number.


    "Boy, you want to hit me?" Lin Sen smiles at Li zedao and asks.


    “…… Martial uncle, how dare I? " Li zedao was embarrassed with a smile. Although he really wanted to beat him, how could he admit such a thing? Martial uncle is an elder. How can you beat him? Besides, even if he did, he was not his opponent.


    The smile on Linson''s face was even worse: "I''m jealous."


    "Jealous? What are you jealous of? " Li zedao was stunned.


    "Come on, don''t pretend to be martial uncle." Lin Sen said with disdain, "uncle, can''t you see that you like teacher he?"“……” Li zedao said with a dry smile, "uncle, you think too much. She''s my teacher. I..."


    "You like your teacher he." Linson said with certainty.


    “……” Li zedao is in a trance. He clearly knows that he Xiaoyu has a very important position in his heart, but it doesn''t seem to have anything to do with liking, does it? Although he had been obsessed with her and had such a shameful dream, Li zedao regarded her as an elder or even his mother.


    "Besides, the teacher is nothing." Lin Sen said with disdain, "one of your nuns is also your master''s teacher. What''s more, your other nun used to like your master''s Lao Tzu, and now she''s your teacher too..."


    “……” When Li zedao was stunned, he suddenly wanted to ask a question, and then he blurted out subconsciously: "uncle, how many nuns do I have?"


    Linson tilted his head 45 degrees, looked at the clouds in the sky seriously, and then counted them with his fingers. Then Li zedao suddenly wanted to believe that he graduated from kindergarten.


    After a while, Linson shook his head and said, "I can''t count them. There are more than 20 of them. Who knows if there are any outside?"


    “……”


    "I want to know how many nuns you have to ask your master, but I don''t think he knows In a word, your master is very powerful. He is a stallion. " Lin Sen looked at Li zedao with a smile and said, "also, don''t tell your master about the things I told you.


    “…… Why? " Li zedao asked foolishly. He was also shocked that there were so many women in the master''s room. He didn''t respond to this.


    Lin Sen was very depressed. He was very dissatisfied with Li zedao''s question. He couldn''t tell him because I was afraid that your master would beat me, could he? Isn''t that hitting yourself in the face? Now light cough, quickly changed the topic, said: "let''s go, first take you to see a person."


    "Who?" Li zedao asked.


    "You''ll know when you get there." Lin Sen pretended to be mysterious, and then walked towards a shabby, dirty looking black Jetta on the side of the road.


    "Get in the car." Arriving at the Jetta, Linson opened the door and said. With his pull, the car issued a "creak!" This kind of sound is very tragic, the car body is shaking, as if it will fall apart at any time.


    "This..." Li zedao is stunned. Is this uncle''s car? When he just came from Wanhe community, he also found this car. He thought it was a discarded car. This car Is it really on the road?


    Linson seemed to see through his mind, and said with a smile, "boy, do you think this car is a bit shabby?"


    "Yes..." Li zedao is very difficult to say, not only is some old, the tire seems to burst, OK?


    "Get in the car, and then martial uncle will teach you a lesson first." Linson said, and then got into the car and sat on the seat where the sofa cushion had been exposed. At the same time, the car groaned in pain and looked unbearable.


    Li zedao swallowed his saliva. He pulled open the door carefully, then got in, sat in the back seat, and drove the car.


    After Li zedao got on the bus, Lin Sen cleared his throat and said, "first of all, do you think martial uncle is a very tough character?"


    “……”


    Before Li zedao could answer, Lin Sen waved his hand and said, "well, you don''t have to say I know the answer That''s right. Your martial uncle, I''m such a tough guy. He''s not only handsome, but also very capable. Most importantly, he has a lot of money... "


    “……” The corners of Li zedao''s mouth twitched slightly, and he didn''t know what to say.


    "Since I''m such a person, why do I drive this kind of car? Do you know why?" Lin Sen looks at Li zedao and asks.


    "Because Uncle, are you thrifty Li zedao thought about it and asked.


    "No Linson shook his head.


    "Because Does martial uncle have nostalgic feelings Li zedao racked his brains and gave another answer.


    Lin Sen looked at Li zedao as if he were looking at an idiot. Then he waved his hand and said, "come on, you can''t guess my conscience without saying the answer."


    Then Lin Sen cleared his throat, and said in a healthy way, "for better pretending!"


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