Li Mengchen is eating in a snack bar not far from the police station. She likes the boxed food in the snack bar very much. In the past, she thought the food here had the taste of her mother. Now she thinks the food here has the taste of "prostitute thief". Since the prostitute thief is not here and can''t eat the food he cooked, she should make do with the food here.
"Poof!" Li Mengchen vomited the bone on the table, and then murmured in a low voice: "damned prostitute thief, I haven''t come back after so long. I''ll see how I deal with you when I come back!" After muttering, continue to eat.
A low voice rang out: "excuse me, can I sit here?"
"Go away!" Li Mengchen head also don''t lift of coldly say, a pair of don''t care appearance.
Every time she comes here for dinner, someone always comes to chat him up and says if he can sit in the empty seat opposite her, which makes Li Mengchen really depressed. There are so many empty seats beside him. Why don''t you sit here?
In Li Mengchen''s opinion, these people are flies. A fly that only bothers her when she has a meal gives her an impulse to slap them to death.
As soon as the voice fell, a lunch box fell on the empty position in front of her. Li Mengchen''s eyes widened and his face was depressed. He thought that he was too gentle recently. Otherwise, why did he dare to put the lunch box in front of her?
So she raised her head fiercely, and then her eyes opened wider, her mouth opened wide enough to insert a tennis ball, and her face was very incredible.
"Why, sister Mengchen, don''t you know me?" Li zedao looked at this stiff but still very good-looking face funny, and then sat down in the empty position in front of her.
"Lewd thief..." Li Mengchen''s throat wriggled and murmured.
"Well..." Li zedao''s face is full of enjoyment and response, which is called by her, inexplicably has a sense of beauty, and then the expression on his face is slightly solidified.
Li Mengchen shook his head and closed his eyes. His little hand rubbed his face and said to himself, "it seems that I''m too tired recently. That''s why I have such an illusion in broad daylight Damned whore thief, I''m going crazy whether you come back or not. I always dream about you at night and have hallucinations during the day Dead whore thief, smelly whore thief When you come back, I''ll see how I can deal with you... "
“……” Li zedao was stunned.
"Forget it. Eat first. You haven''t had enough yet." Li Mengchen said, hands away from her face, and then looked at sitting in front of her, staring at her, Li zedao said, "well, you can disappear..."
“…… How can you be so cute? " Li zedao pulled at the corner of his mouth and groaned in his heart.
"Why haven''t you disappeared yet?" Li Mengchen was a little puzzled and said, then looking at Li zedao, her beautiful big eyes widened little by little again. Her slightly trembling fingers pointed at Li zedao, and suddenly stood up from her position and cried out, "lewd thief..."
“……” Li zedao''s face is black. Li Mengchen''s voice has already attracted the attention of all the people who are eating in the snack bar. He already feels that there are many bad eyes staring at him. Li zedao knows that they are considering whether or not to save the beauty and beat him up.
"Is it really you?" Li Mengchen''s voice trembled.
Li zedao said with a sad face: "sister Mengchen, who am I? I''m back. "
Li zedao originally wanted to surprise Li Mengchen, so she didn''t tell her that she had returned to Phoenix in advance, and secretly came to the snack bar, but Li Mengchen seemed to be frightened rather than surprised.
"Ah..." Li Mengchen suddenly yelled, which really scared Li zedao. It also scared those people who were closely watching Li zedao and wanted to beat him.
The next second, Li zedao only felt a flash in front of his eyes, Li Mengchen''s body had already jumped up in place, instantly crossed the not too big table, just like a hungry tiger pouncing on him.
"Er..." Too late to think about it, Li zedao quickly stretched out his hands and tried to catch her.
"Touch!" With a dull sound, Li Mengchen''s body has hit Li zedao heavily. The simple plastic chair with poor quality sitting under Li zedao''s buttocks can''t bear the heavy pressure of Li Mengchen at all. Then he only heard a series of not so wonderful sounds. The chair has been torn apart, and Li zedao is sitting on the ground heavily. It hurts him It''s mouth bared.
And Li Mengchen is heavy pressure on him, beautiful eyes open greatly stare at him.
After seeing this scene, everyone has a dull expression.
They didn''t expect that someone would be so bold and dare to tease the beautiful little police flower in uniform in public. Otherwise, how could the little police flower call each other a "prostitute thief"? Even more did not expect that little police flower so violent, the whole person suddenly jumped over the table, and then heavily put the lewd thief on the ground to subdue.Too Bully people, have wood have? You''ve solved all the problems by being so violent. You''ve made us men who are going to save us useless. Where do you put us?
"Is it really you?" Li Mengchen said that the kind of surprise in his eyes turned into gentleness and surprise little by little.
"What do you say?" Li zedao said that he could not laugh or cry.
"Does it hurt?"
"It hurts." Li zedao looks aggrieved. He imagined that Li Mengchen''s reaction would be very strong when he saw him, but he didn''t expect that it would be so strong.
"Oh, I''m not dreaming."
“……” Li zedao has been choked by Li Mengchen''s words. At this time, you shouldn''t worry and say that it really hurts. Then I''ll help you knead it and it won''t hurt
"Whore thief, I have to come to this place to eat in the future." Li Mengchen''s eyes are full of tenderness. He whispered, "and I have to protect my image when I wear police uniform, so I have to hurt you."
"Wronged? What grievance? " Li zedao was at a loss.
Li Mengchen had a bad smile. Then he suddenly raised his head and swept around. Then he yelled to Li Ze with an angry face and awe inspiring righteousness: "well, you whore thief, you dare to tease beautiful women in public, disturb the public order, and come back to the police station with me!"
“……” Li zedao was stunned. It turned out that Li zedao''s grievance was such a thing. Then he saw that Li Mengchen felt out a handcuff and "snapped!" He was handcuffed with one sound.
"Good Well done... " Someone called.
"Kill the thief..." Of course, it''s just shouting. The purpose is to show your sense of justice in front of Li Mengchen.
Then the snack bar has burst into a burst of overwhelming applause.
Li Mengchen ignored Li zedao''s resentful eyes. Instead, he stood up and said to the landlady in a heroic manner: "I''m sorry, aunt. I''ll pay for the damage to your chair."
"Oh, little girl, don''t you look down on your aunt? It''s just a broken chair. Besides, it should be done by the police and the people. " The chubby landlady had a flower on her face and said, "hurry up and take back this" prostitute thief ". Don''t delay the business You see, what a wretched young man! He even did such a thing. It''s disgusting Fortunately, he was teasing a little girl. If he was teasing my aunt, I would be scared... "
“……” Li zedao''s face is covered with black lines and his stomach is slightly twisted. He thinks how blind my eyes are to tease you?
Li Mengchen was also choked by the landlady''s words. At the moment, he laughed unnaturally. Then he mentioned Li zedao, who was very cooperative. In the applause and praise of the crowd Oh, by the way, there are insults Of course, the main reason is to abuse Li zedao as a "prostitute thief" and leave the snack bar quickly.
Until they go far away, they stop. Li Mengchen looks at Li zedao''s grievance eyes and the handcuffs on his hands.
"Puff!" She couldn''t help laughing. It was so funny and her heart was so cool. After so many days of not seeing him, she was worried about whether something would happen to him. That kind of depression and irritability had disappeared completely.
She was shaking with laughter, covering her stomach, almost unable to straighten her waist, her eyes were red, and her tears were about to flow out. Then she smashed her pink fist on Li zedao''s chest. This time, the tears really came out.
"Dead whore thief, smelly whore thief I didn''t know to call after so long. Do you know I''m worried about you? " Li Mengchen said in a choked voice.
"I know." Li zedao said with some apology. It is because I know, so in the snack bar, he is very good with Li Mengchen acting, is to Bo Li Mengchen smile.
"Dead whore - thief, asshole..." Li Mengchen said angrily, his head buried tightly in his chest.
"Yes, I am a whore thief." But I also have human rights, don''t I? So you should have opened my handcuffs first? What''s more, if you let other people see that the police flower is in the arms of the suspect... "
"Screw you, who''s playing cute in his arms?" Li Mengchen looks up at Li zedao and pretends to be angry, but he also opens the handcuffs on his hand according to his words. After all, the policewoman stays with the man in handcuffs, and the action is so intimate. If this is secretly photographed and posted on the Internet, it may cause public opinion.
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