"Everyone, after dinner, I''ll gather here, and then I''ll lead you to the school auditorium..." Ma Renjie said to the microphone feebly. Before he finished his sentence, his eyes suddenly widened. Then he quickly covered his stomach with one hand and pressed the other hand on the platform table.


    "Poof..." A very loud sound of exhaust sounds, Ma Renjie this just feel a little comfortable stomach, but the stomach is comfortable, but people are uncomfortable.


    Because all the people in their twenties were staring at him, even Li zedao, Lin Susu and Mifei, sitting in the front row, covered their noses and fanned wildly, and stood up to evacuate.


    Ma Renjie''s expression is stiff, and he has an impulse to find a crack to get in. He grew up in flowers and praise. When did he encounter such an insult?


    And what''s the matter with your stomach? I haven''t had time to know each other''s name and body since I drank that in the morning Oh, no body After he cooked the soup with his heart, his stomach began to feel uncomfortable, and he had diarrhea all the time. His legs became soft and dehydrated, and he farted constantly. Some farts were eliminated under his control, but some farts didn''t have time to eliminate the sound, such as the one just now


    "Poof..." Another loud voice came out of Ma Renjie''s buttocks.


    So all the boys in their twenties who cover their noses stare even bigger, thinking that the monitor is planning to his name is enough to strike terror in people ''s hearts? Attack them with poison?


    Then they saw Ma Renjie''s face changed wildly, and ran away from the classroom with a very funny but fast action. Then they couldn''t help but escape from the classroom filled with poisonous gas.


    "Ah Ma Renjie is disgusting... " After leaving the classroom, Miffy took his hand away from his nose and took a few breaths of the fresh air outside.


    "It''s disgusting." Lin Su Su frowned and agreed. He didn''t like Ma Renjie.


    "I think I have a bad stomach?" Li zedao said with a smile, "forget it, don''t care about him. Let''s eat first."


    "He has a bad stomach In fact, I am very happy to pull Miffy said happily as she walked, "it''s just He looks like a soft footed shrimp now. Can he perform at the party tonight? Even if he is on stage, when he is soft, everyone thinks that he is not dancing a mechanical dance with a full sense of rhythm, but a Zombie dance. What should we do? Well, even if he has the strength to jump, in case The domineering side leaks and sprays out. How about that? "


    "Feifei, stop it. It''s disgusting." Lin Su Su said that she couldn''t laugh or cry. She wanted to stop Miffy''s mouth. She always said that for a while, where would she have appetite to eat?


    Li zedao said with a smile: "I think the monitor will adjust himself."


    After dinner, Li zedao and his three returned to the class. But this time, Ma Renjie didn''t show up. They didn''t know whether they had to go to the auditorium because of the toilet or because of the performance. So the roll call was done by Yang Baishu, Secretary of the Youth League branch. After the roll call, they took them to the auditorium of the school.


    This is an auditorium that can easily accommodate thousands of people. It is built at the expense of the school. It has both classical flavor and modern flavor.


    As Ma Renjie said, the position of archaeology major is really good. It''s just in the middle of the auditorium. You can clearly see the big stage in front of you. Although the position is not as good as that of the leader in the front, compared with that in the corner, it''s just the difference between heaven and hell.


    The auditorium is full of people. All the students are coming to watch the party. The members of the student union wearing red armbands are busy maintaining order. The people in charge of their own departments should not run around and make noise.


    Not long after Li zedao sat down, the mobile phone in his pocket vibrated. At the moment, he felt it out and saw that it was Susan calling. He picked up his eyebrows and said, "Hello, Miss Su..."


    "Dear Li, go backstage. I''ll wait for you at the door." Susan''s laughter came, as if something funny had happened.


    "You I don''t want to... " Li zedao''s eyes widened slightly.


    "Yes, come here, or the programs of our department of archaeology will be invalid because the performers have diarrhea and can''t get on the stage. It''s the face of our whole archaeology major that will lose face at that time." Susan chuckled.


    "No Li zedao said simply. But also already know Ma rengera stomach fart thing is 100% Susan whole out, just how she did it? Invite Ma Renjie to dinner and put laxatives in his food?


    "Then I''ll have to do it myself as a counselor." Susan''s nervous voice came, "but I can''t do laser dance, but other For example, the stage to express something, ha ha... "


    “…… I''ll be right there Li zedao said with gnashing teeth.


    After hanging up the phone, Li zedao whispered to Lin Su: "I have something to do. I have to leave for a while.""Well? What''s the matter? " Lin Su Su was stunned.


    "You''ll see in a moment, it''s A surprise. " Li zedao gave her a mysterious smile and scratched her nose. Then he got up and left.


    "What''s your husband doing?" Sitting next to Lin Su Su, Miffy asked curiously.


    "Miffy..." In the face of such ridicule, Lin Su Su has always been a little uncomfortable, but his heart is sweet, "I don''t know what he''s going to do, but he said that he''ll know in a moment, and he said what a surprise."


    "Surprise? What''s the surprise? " Miffy also curious, "to pack a few popcorn back to chew?"


    “……”


    When Li zedao came to the backstage door, Susan had been waiting there, with a set of silver costumes that Ma Renjie wore in rehearsal. However, she didn''t see the figure of Antarctica who was almost inseparable from Susan these days. She must be sitting there bored and planning to watch the party all night.


    Susan looked at him with a charming smile and said, "ha ha, dear classmate Li, my curse has come true. Ma Renjie''s son of a bitch hasn''t appeared yet. He must be squatting somewhere..."


    "What did you do to him?" Li zedao looks speechless. He thinks Susan''s means are too despicable But why do you feel so good?


    "Dear classmate Li, don''t act upright. Don''t tell me that he has diarrhea. You don''t feel well. Don''t think I don''t know that your relationship with your roommate is very stiff." Susan''s tone was scornful.


    "Well I still don''t want to go on stage. "


    "That''s your right." Susan''s face again appeared that kind of nervous smile that made Li zedao want to shiver at a glance.


    "Miss Su, can''t I go on stage?" Li zedao said with a speechless face.


    "Ha ha, that''s what you asked for. I didn''t force you!" Susan was very proud and said, "it''s just that when the host announces the curtain, he will still announce Ma Renjie''s name. After all, the program list has been submitted, and the school leaders who watch the performance have a copy, but When you go on stage, you take off your mask, and everyone will recognize you. "


    “……”


    "Here you are." Susan handed over her costume and mask.


    "What did Ma Renjie wear? Have you washed it yet? " Who knows if that guy''s sick? Li zedao doesn''t want to be infected.


    "Go away. I went out this afternoon to buy it for you." Susan said angrily, "go to the bathroom over there and change it. Remember to put on the mask and come back to me. I''ll take you backstage." Susan points to the door that goes backstage.


    "Don''t I change it for you?" Susan has a shy face.


    Li zedao ran away with the clothes and mask. This hooligan is so terrible. It''s better to stay away.


    A few minutes later, Li zedao put on the costume, put on the silver mask and went back to Susan. Susan''s beautiful eyes swept him up and down and said with a smile: "how handsome..."


    "Well, actually..."


    "Come on, I''m kidding you." Said Susan, waving her hand.


    “……” Li zedao wanted to turn around and go. I really didn''t dance this laser dance, but he trembled at the thought of the consequences.


    "Let''s go." Susan said with a smile, "remember, I''ll add an action and take off the mask."


    "I see." Li zedao said in a dignified voice that he didn''t need Susan to remind him. He also wanted to take off the mask. He didn''t want to help Ma Renjie. Of course, he was kind-hearted and felt that Ma Renjie was a little pitiful this time.


    Ten minutes before the formal start of the party, the leaders of the school, led by shangguanwen, slowly entered. Then, after the leaders sat down, it was already ten minutes later, and the welcome party officially began.


    "The party is about to start. Why hasn''t Prince Frog come back yet?" Miffy looked at Lin Su Su and asked curiously, "what he said about the surprise is not Is he actually going to perform on stage? "


    Lin Su Su was stunned and said, "can''t you? Isn''t the monitor the only program in our major? Unless... "


    "You mean The monitor''s legs are soft and fall into the cesspit, so the counselor asks the frog prince to come to the rescue Miffy''s eyes lit up.


    "Feifei That''s disgusting... " Lin Su Su said, and then browed, "but it seems that this is the only possibility, otherwise why did he say something like surprise?"


    Miffy''s eyes are brighter: "can he dance laser dance?"


    Lin Su Su shook his head slightly and said, "I don''t know. I didn''t see him jump." Said, eyes fell on the stage, the heart has a trace of expectations.


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