"There''s a picture of his father hanging on it..." In the cowshed on the outskirts of New York, Jiang Hai is leaning against the straw stack, looking at his mobile phone while eating. Recently, after spending a long time with these cows, Jiang Hai has gradually got used to their taste. At least 15 cows are around him, and he still eats.
Now what he put in his mobile phone is his crosstalk. As for whether there is copyright or not, Jiang Hai doesn''t know. He only works on the Internet. The people who talk about crosstalk are not one, but all of a German society. Now he is playing the crosstalk of boss Guo, the boss of a German society. I have to admit that most people in China are the main melody, The crosstalk of a certain club in Germany is still more fun. Although some people seem to be vulgar and bad, and they always make fun of them, the laughing point is here, just like Yu Shaobao, boss Guo''s partner, said that this is their job.
It''s said that crosstalk can''t make the audience happy. What else can we say? Jiang Hai admitted that he was a layman.
He likes money, beautiful women and luxurious life, so he likes these things very much.
Although he is in Meidi, in addition to watching cross talk, he often watches variety shows in China.
Of course, he doesn''t like to watch programs that obviously favor younger and older people, such as running men, singers on the Internet, refrigerators and so on. He is very interested in them.
On the contrary, when it comes to variety shows in the United States, he doesn''t like them very much. Like the voice of America, the delta show, the Conan show, the Oprah talk show and so on. He felt ordinary because sometimes the jokes in it were too dirty.
Many of the people in the United States can talk about that kind of thing on TV without changing their face and heart. Men''s length, time, skills, and whether women like to talk about it. You say that Jiang Hai, a rural farmer who lives in the suburbs without a girlfriend, always looks at these things, and his nutrition is almost out of date.
Of course, there are some programs he prefers to watch. For example, Victoria has a secret and so on. It''s like who doesn''t have a secret. Looking at the screen, Jiang Hai''s heart will become calmer.
Well, it''s just a simple appreciation of clothes, cough, believe it or not. Anyway, Jiang Hai believed.
In fact, when it comes to variety shows in the United States, the most popular audience should be WWE, that is, professional wrestling in the United States, which is divided into several channels, raw, Smackdown and TNA. Roh, me, etc.
In America, whether it is South America or North America, or even island countries, they all like wrestling very much.
But this thing is just for entertainment, because the fight is fake, whether it''s victory or defeat, or fighting scenes, now all go according to the script. Jiang Hai once saw WWE, but it was in the competition between HHH and Gaobo. At that time, it could be a real fight, because almost every week there would be blood on the challenge arena.
According to the current saying, these people are good actors, whether they have a script or not, at least they look very real.
But now, er, that''s what it is. Sometimes, before the hand knife hits the person, the other person already reacts. For example, most women''s competitions are like this. However, after all, Jiang Hai still likes watching women''s competitions. Cough, nutrition can''t keep up Let''s take a look at the variety shows in China and calm down.
Today is 16 into eight, tomorrow is the final eight, this is also the last night, need to guard the night.
Because the only old cowboy here, Robbins Garcia, is going to the slaughterhouse tomorrow to watch the killing of cattle. In order to avoid any accident, Robbins Garcia won''t come to watch the night tonight. Jiang Hai will watch for four hours alone.
After returning to the hotel, Jiang Hai had a meal, washed and went to bed first. He went to bed at eight o''clock and didn''t get up until half past one in the middle of the night. After washing, he drove to replace enol Cecil.
From two o''clock in the middle of the night to six o''clock the next morning, it was Jiang Hai''s time. He was twice as fit as human beings.
Jiang Hai''s physical fitness is quite good, not to mention only watching for four hours, but also sleeping for six hours before that.
Just keeping him up for three or five days should not be a problem. If he has received training, it may be longer.
But Jiang Hai didn''t want to go through the hard work. He didn''t have time to train. He had better think about how to improve his scales. Only by upgrading one level, the method of improvement was obviously different.
At the same time, their own strength has doubled. If they are promoted one more level, there will be more changes.
So at this time, Jiang Hai''s mentality is very peaceful, just sitting there, drinking tea, watching crosstalk, eating melon seeds.
Time passed unconsciously. Behind Jiang Hai, the cows knelt down and breathed evenly. Of course, apart from breathing above, there was a lot of breath below. Cattle may be the most favorite animal in the world to fart. You say they don''t eat soybeans or drink cold water every day. How can they get so much fart?Fortunately, Jiang Hai is sitting at the top of the wind. If he is sitting at the bottom of the wind, he will suffer.
As time goes by, it''s about three o''clock in the middle of the night. As the easternmost area of Meidi, the dawn here is very early. Meidi doesn''t have the same standard time as Huaxia.
There are two. The time of East America is different from that of West America. The difference is about an hour.
But an hour, and can not stop the sun here soon rise, around three o''clock in the morning, the sun has been gradually rising.
The darkness before dawn is also the darkest time, and human function also represents the most sleepy time here.
Even Jiang Hai couldn''t help yawning, but just before he finished yawning, he suddenly saw several figures walking towards him in the dark.
"Who?" Rubbing his eyes, Jiang Hai directly turned on the camera of his mobile phone and called to the people in the distance by the bright light.
"It''s me." When he heard Jiang Hai''s words, the people on the opposite side also called out. Generally speaking, such a standard answer would make the caller put down some vigilance, but Jiang Hai''s vigilance suddenly rose, because the voice was very strange.
"Stand there, who are you?" Hearing these people''s words, Jiang Hai cried out.
When I heard Jiang Hai''s cry, the cows who were sleeping behind Jiang Hai woke up. Unfortunately, the cows were not night vision animals, so they didn''t have anything to do when they woke up. They just lay there with their eyes open.
This time, after hearing Jiang Hai''s words, several people here didn''t answer again, but they were just walking. At this time, they ran up and watched them fly towards their own side, and Jiang Hai''s eyes narrowed. He could be sure that these people had no peace of mind. Now he put his mobile phone on the haystack next to him and turned on the video function,
and At this time, these people also rushed over and walked into Jiang Hai. They saw that there were five of them. In addition to four empty hands, there was another one with something on his back. When they saw that Jiang Hai was in the video, the four of them looked at each other, and three of them rushed towards Jiang Hai, while the other one and the one with something on his back walked towards the cowshed at the first time It''s the past.
Looking at the movements of these people, Jiang Hai knew that these people should have come for their own cattle.
What''s the point? These cattle are Jiang Hai''s life! At the moment, he didn''t keep his hand any longer. He ran to the three men who rushed to him for the first time. When they saw that Jiang Hai still dared to welcome him, they were not polite. They rushed to Jiang Hai for the first time.
Jiang Hai''s guess is correct. These people are here to deal with Jiang Hai''s cattle. They have all known about it before.
Jiang Hai is the only one in Jiang Hai''s cowshed to watch, and there is no gun.
Then all five of them are unarmed. They don''t think that Jiang Hai will be their opponent, not to mention five enemies and one, even if they are three enemies and one. Just like now, the first person who comes to attack Jiang Hai''s nose with one punch first. It can be seen that these people are also good fighters. They are the biggest in people, or in men There are three weak points in this field.
One is the nose, the second is the stomach, and the third is the key. Hitting the nose is most likely to cause the other person to have a concussion. At the same time, the sore feeling of the nasal bone will accelerate the secretion of tears and blur the vision, which is equivalent to wasting the other person''s balance and vision in a certain period of time.
And hit the stomach, it is because a punch down, people will be weak, nausea and retching.
As for the last point, there is no need to say more All men know.
As soon as he saw these people directly hitting his nose, Jiang Hai understood that these people were also premeditated, but his strong physical quality was not a joke. When he tilted his head, he gave up his opponent''s fist. As soon as he pushed his left hand, the opponent felt a huge force on his arm, and instantly deflected outward. At this time, Jiang Hai''s leg was also kicking away It''s on his belly.
"Bang!" A dull sound, this person has been inverted fly out, Jiang Hai a foot straight to kick him back to fly five or six meters, then heavily fell on the ground, covering the abdomen has been painful can not make a sound.
Seeing that his companion was beaten and laid down so soon, the two people who rushed together were stunned, but Jiang Hai was not.
Bell taught Jiang Hai that the last thing to do in a fight is to be distracted. It''s an inevitable choice to take advantage of his illness and kill him.
So Jiang Hai didn''t say a word at the moment, and a lunge had already rushed in front of them! (to be continued). )
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