If Li Nanfang is a woman, after being abused by others, and pushed back into the ancient pavilion on the mountain top in the wilderness, half a night he will be ruined by Kejin er. When he wakes up, he will surely jump off a cliff 100 feet high.
Or he would take off his trouser belt and hang it on the crooked neck tree to fulfill his reputation. In the way of death, he would send out a cry like a great bell to this unfair world.
Give me back my innocence!
Unfortunately, he is not a woman. He is a man pushed back by a woman.
It is possible that the woman he saw last night after falling into the illusion was actually a dead old woman with hair and skin, but it gave him the illusion of embracing Wenxiang nephrite.
But what''s the point?
Respect the old and love the young, but China has inherited the fine tradition of thousands of years. Li Nanfang holds the crooked neck tree with his hands and vomites a few mouthfuls of water to the bottom, and then he doesn''t care whether he is a great woman who pushes him backward.
To be a man, one must be open-minded.
If only because of this, he would jump off a cliff and hang himself to death, which would make his mother, who had worked so hard to raise him up, feel cold. After his death, he would cry, slap his face and scold him for being a fool.
Never let his teacher''s mother cry. This is Li NanFang''s long-standing oath.
Therefore, in order to swear, for the teacher''s mother no longer angry and crying, Li Nanfang walked lightly down the barren mountain, had forgotten the matter of being pushed backward.
He is very busy.
If he wants to put all his limited life into the great cause of making all the beautiful legs of beautiful women in the world wrapped by the black silk of the south, how can he be disheartened for such a setback?
When the matter is over, brush off your clothes, and you will have a deep understanding of merit and fame.
Farewell, Kangqiao, oh, no, goodbye, Guting, I left quietly, just as I came quietly. I waved my sleeve and didn''t take away a cloud. I started the car and waved to the ancient pavilion on the top of the mountain. Li Nanfang left a trail of exhaust gas and left the dust.
Jingling, the mobile phone rings, the car just drove on the ring expressway.
Li Nanfang took out his mobile phone, looked at it and scolded him. There were dozens of people who didn''t answer the phone. There were bitches and ye Xiaodao, but most of them were Bai linger''s.
Being able to be cared about by so many people, no, by so many unanswered calls, Li Nanfang has a sense of achievement, and the last trace of frustration pushed back has disappeared.
"Bai ling''er must be worried. However, I am entitled to be worried by her. After all, there are few men who are willing to take the place of her when there are dangers. No matter how beautiful or gentle they are. "
With a snap of his finger, Li Nan''an got through to the phone.
"Li Nanfang, why don''t you answer my phone?"
As soon as the phone is connected, Bai ling''er''s voice is coming with sincerity.
"I, I --"
Li NanFang''s voice was hoarse, and weak to say two words, he shut up.
That''s right. He''s pretending again.
Oh.
But we can''t blame him too much. After all, he thought that he would die of abuse last night. Now he has to use his innocent body to exchange his life. Can''t he pretend to be forced in front of bailing''er?
But Bai ling''er was frightened and cried out in a hurry: "Li Nanfang, what''s the matter with you? Tell me, where are you now? Why don''t you answer the phone all the time? I can''t lock your position! "
"I, I --" ling''er, I die with my eyes closed. I still have unfinished wishes
Li Nanfang is proud of the beauty in a red BMW. He dares to make a phone call while driving on the highway. Is that right?
"You, you don''t scare me."
Bai ling''er was completely fooled and his tone trembled: "tell me, where are you now? I''m on the freeway in the western suburbs. I''ve been looking for you in the middle of the night. "
"No, don''t come to me. I, I have been unable to see you. I still have an unfinished wish. I haven''t finished it. "
"What wish, you say, say!"
"I owe Chen Dali and 800 yuan, but I haven''t paid back. What''s more, the fire control procedures of the southern group have not been completed. What''s more, my party expenses -- "
" I''ll pay you back! I''ll do it for you! I''ll do it for you
"I''m not a party member."
"Ah?"
"Let''s forget the party expenses. Ah
Li Nanfang sighed and lowered his head to get the cigarette: "can I ask you something. On this day of every year, when you go to my grave, don''t forget to bring good wine and dishes and talk with me. It''s better to have a husband in one mouth - that way, I won''t be lonely under the nine springs. "
"Do you want to burn some paper money?"
Bai Ling er''s voice, suddenly mixed with a little sneer.
As soon as he lit his cigarette, Li Nan shook his head and said, "that''s enough. I''m used to thrifty all the time. I only spend thirty or fifty thousand a month when I''m alive. I''m sure I''ll be frugal after death. It''s better to save the money for burning paper in my account and donate it to poor children in mountain areas in my name, so that they can feel my deep love from the other worldBai ling''er sneered and urged, "why don''t you say that?"
"No more. Hey, I just said that I am used to thrifty. It''s good to save some phone charges. I''ll tell you, now the communication company is too pitiful. It takes a few cents to make a call in the city. It''s better to save some and leave it to the poor children in the mountainous areas to pay the tuition. "
Li Nannan was smiling. He slipped the car by slowly. He was so regretful that he just bent down to light a cigarette. Why didn''t he see the little tiger standing on the side of the road and sneering at me?
As expected, don''t pretend to be forced to be a man. You should be struck by thunder.
Fortunately, on this day, it was sunny, and it didn''t look like thunder.
After Li Nanfang opened the door and got off the bus, he looked up at the blue sky and felt relieved.
Then, to Bai ling''er, who came over with her arms in her arms, she solemnly said, "officer Bai, I want to seriously criticize you! No parking is allowed on the highway. As a police officer who maintains the dignity of the law, you violate the law. Why kick me
"I''ll kick you to death. I''ll kick you to death!"
Bai ling''er kicked Li nan''nan''s leg with two feet in succession. After that, he suddenly jumped into his arms, put his hands around his neck and lay on his shoulder. Big tears fell down and rolled down on his neck.
It''s very hot.
"There''s no need to exaggerate? Look, there are so many people on guard. "
Li Nanfang subconsciously stretched out his hand, hugged her, and looked at the more than a dozen police officers on the roadside with a wry smile.
Those policemen immediately turned around in unison, handed out cigarettes and ignited the fire. They looked like we didn''t see anything.
"How about guarding people?"
Bai ling''er is a man who dares to love and hate. After seeing Li NanFang''s face, mouth and neck being bruised, he realized how dangerous he was last night.
When he came back alive after topping the VAT for her, he proved that he had solved the danger of being assassinated by his dead companion.
Under the agitation, police officer Bai, not to mention guarding more than a dozen colleagues, threw herself into her arms. Even if she was guarding millions of Qingshan people, she didn''t care and regarded it as nothing.
When a man is willing to die for the sake of a girl, no matter how much a girl thanks him, it''s not too much.
Although Li Nanfang did not expect to die for her.
But it turns out that if the ghost woman "loves talent" and tries to subdue him, he would have become a corpse?
Who knows, it didn''t happen.
"It''s not good to be on guard. You don''t know. I''m a very thin skinned man
Li Nanfang, who is very thin skinned, moves his hands in disorder.
"Shit, that''s a little too much."
When goose bumps appeared on the ground, officer Rao Shibai dared to love and hate, but he did not dare to let him do anything here. He jumped down from him in a hurry and pushed him away.
On the face, Wu with big tears, glittering and shining.
The beauty of pear blossom with rain is really charming.
After only one glance, Li Nanfang felt ashamed and ashamed. He felt that the action just now violated the pure beauty.
However, if he was given another chance, he would still do so. At most, he said solemnly after the event: "yes, I think it''s too much. Comrade bailing''er, for the sake of my thin skin, please forgive me for this poor right hand. "
With a chuckle, Bai Ling Er chuckled, raised her hand and stroked her forehead and rolled her eyes: "Oh, Li Nanfang, I really can''t understand who you are."
"I''m from the South Gate of the sky, holding two pieces of stainless steel -"
"OK, OK, if you know that you are the immortal who comes to protect justice, the people on earth all know, so don''t say so."
After wiping tears with his backhand, bailing''er asked softly, "danger, relieved?"
"No problem. However, there will certainly be some sequelae. Don''t worry, I''m from Nantianmen with colorful clouds, holding two stainless steel kitchen knives, I - "
" thank you, Li Nanfang. "
"Yesterday, you did. As a matter of fact, I still like the latter, for example, to pay Party dues for me
"I''ll give you a stamp."
Bai ling''er said, stepping forward, standing on tiptoe and kissing him gently.
Li Nanfang, who had no feeling at all, was a little depressed: "this is what happened again."
"This is my first kiss."
"Today''s?"
"Go away."
If you don''t want to report to the police station, you have to go to the police station with me. I''ll call you when I''m free. "
"Well, don''t forget to charge the phone bill, so that you don''t have to stop because I''m in arrears when you call."
"I see, dead goods!"
Bai ling''er didn''t look back. She raised her hand and snapped her finger impatiently. She opened the door and got on the bus, started the car, turned on the alarm lights, and sounded the siren. She almost wiped Li NanFang''s lapel and sped toward the city.When the car passed by, through the window glass, Li Nanfang could see the white officer''s face, which was full of tears.
This is a smart girl, guarding so many colleagues, desperate to embrace Li Nanan, after offering her first kiss - Li Nanan seems to have no serious attitude, let her understand everything.
This is her first love.
Just, too, too short.
It''s hard for her to accept, so she can only use the fastest speed to gallop away in the most shrill siren.
Other policemen didn''t know what was going on. Seeing that officer Bai suddenly drove at a high speed, they jumped on the car and sounded the siren, as if they were chasing the S-class criminals, and drove past Li Nanfang one after another.
Every policeman would reach out of the window and give him a thumbs up as he passed by.
"You know something."
After watching the long string of police cars drive far away, Li Nanfang murmured a curse.
It''s really not human work to refuse a girl''s confession.
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