There is no woman who is not greedy and does not like to eat.
This is Li Nanan''s point of view, and even sometimes he thinks very dirty. The more women like to eat, the higher the requirements for men.
Applying this point of view, Li Nanfang finds that he LAN Xiaoxin''s gluttonous manner is far better than Yue Zitong''s. it seems that this woman is over 60 years old, and will be the kind of goods that are used as brides at night. It is very likely that a man will die young if he marries her.
He Lan Xiaoxin doesn''t know, slanting eyes peeking at her Li Nanfang, the idea will be so dirty, still take a chicken claw to gnaw fiercely.
In fact, in public places, the new sister''s eating appearance is still very elegant. Now she''s starving and thirsty. It''s just because there''s no one around.
One is a good friend who knows what kind of virtue she is, and the other is a man who has been troubling her for most of the night.
Seeing her eating, Li NanFang''s Adam''s apple rolled down. When she thought of detoxifying her that day, she didn''t seem to be as wonderful as she was thinking. Suddenly, she felt that her left leg was pinched by a pair of pliers, which was very painful.
Li Nanfang shuddered at the corner of his mouth. He picked up his rice bowl and drank soup. Looking down, he saw a white little foot. He twisted the meat on his leg with his toe and twisted it back and forth. It was like a forceps.
After seeing a beautiful woman, first look at her legs, is a man who really knows how to appreciate beauty.
When Li Nanfang just came into the living room, his eyes once swept from the legs of two women. He Lan Xiaoxin was wearing black silk, while Yue Zitong did not.
So now this little foot that pinches the flesh on his leg, in addition to his black aunt, who can it be?
Grass, brother is not to peek at the action of Helan Xiaoxin sucking fingers, think if she blow for me, I will have much fun?
The ancients said that waiwaiwai was innocent. Why do you meddle with rats and dogs?
Oh, this is to cut off my welfare. In this case, don''t let her live in the house. I''m just crooked.
After feeling the little foot more and more hard, Li Nanfang felt very uncomfortable. On the surface, he pretended to have no expression, but the mouth of the bowl slowly tilted, and the laver egg soup inside turned into a line and flowed down.
This guy is really black. The soup in his bowl is still very hot. Even if it doesn''t blister immediately, it will be red hot.
Dear aunt, you just wait as if you were stung by a scorpion, and jump up screaming.
It''s not my fault. It''s just that I spilled some soup carelessly. Li NanFang''s heart was overcast with a gloomy smile. When the soup was about to fall on it, he quickly retracted back and let his plot fail.
Shit, the reaction speed of little bitches is still very fast.
Li Nanfang scolded in his heart, Yue Zitong said: "new sister, what do you think I hate the most?"
He Lan Xiaoxin, who was eating fast, was stunned and asked casually: "what is it?"
"Waste."
"What waste?"
He Lan Xiaoxin started directly and picked up a chicken claw, chewing in his mouth, and asked vaguely.
She''s having a good time eating, but she doesn''t notice what the couple are doing.
"Food waste."
Yue Zitong picked up a lotus root with ginger juice and said slowly: "some people, after a few days of good life, forget the time when they were hungry and deliberately waste food when they eat. Xinjie, you are smart. Think of an idiom for me to describe this kind of guy who should be hit by a thousand swords and then be struck by thunder. "
"Simple."
He Lan Xiaoxin opened his mouth and bit the chicken''s claws and said, "it''s better to be a pig and a dog."
This idiom is not as good as pig and dog. Its original meaning is to describe a person''s low personality and extremely bad conduct.
"Better than a pig or a dog?"
Yue Zitong was a little puzzled: "this idiom seems to have nothing to do with the waste of food?"
"Why doesn''t it matter? Listen to my new sister
He Lan Xiaoxin explained: "you have to understand this way. When pigs and dogs eat, no matter the food is hard won, they eat it gluttonously and sprinkle food all over the place. But after eating the food in the trough, it will lick the one on the ground with its tongue and continue to eat. But people can''t. They just let food go to waste. It''s not better than a pig or a dog. What is that? "
"Wonderful, wonderful."
Yue Zitong suddenly realized, looking at Li Nanfang, he said, "the new sister is not as good as pig and dog. It''s so wonderful. It''s penetrating."
"That is, new sister. Who am I? With this mouth, I can make the dead alive -- -- eh? "
When the new sister was proud to show off, her body suddenly stopped and her eyes widened.
"What''s the matter?"
After finding out that she was not strong enough, Yue Zitong stopped the chopsticks for lotus root slices.
"No, nothing. It''s just that my throat is stuck by a chicken bone. Cough, cough
In order to prove that he was really chicken bone card throat, Helan Xiaoxin raised his hand to cover his mouth, bent down and coughed violently."It doesn''t matter? Did you spit it out? "
Yue Zitong raised his hand with concern and patted her on the back.
"No, it''s OK, cough!"
He Lan Xiaoxin raised his hand and waved, and continued to cough.
chicken bone stuck in his throat, which would kill him. Yue Zitong did not dare to slack off, so he quickly stood up and went to the kitchen, saying that he was going to get vinegar.
People always say that a child''s throat gets stuck when eating fish. If you drink vinegar, you can melt it. Yue Zitong doesn''t know where he heard it. He thinks vinegar can also deal with chicken bones.
"What is that, boy?"
Yue Zitong has just entered the kitchen. He Lan Xiaoxin, who is full of shame and indignation, looks up at Li Nanfang and asks in a low voice.
"What, misunderstanding, pure misunderstanding. Can you just let go of your legs and let her see the bad
Li Nanfang explained with great embarrassment, raised his hand and scratched the back of his head, and did not dare to look at others.
After Yue Zitong''s feet were not hot enough to be boiled into pig''s feet with hot soup, Li Nanfang secretly removed the socks, followed her example, and quietly stretched out from under the table. No matter where it was, he directly clamped a piece of meat and twisted it violently -
in other words, Li NanFang''s strength on his toes was much stronger than Yue Zitong''s, which was no less than a pair of pincers Aunt''s tender meat, directly twisted into cyan purple, this is still under the feet of mercy.
He was sure that even in the face of Helan Xiaoxin, Yue Zitong did not dare to show it on the spot even though he was pinched to death. He couldn''t afford to lose that man while his best friend was flirting with his fiance, didn''t he?
As soon as his toes were forced, Li Nanfang was observing the Yue Zi Tong sitting with Helan Xiaoxin with the corner of his eye. What kind of lovely reaction would he have? But he saw that the new sister''s body was suddenly stiff.
Grass, wrong twist.
Li Nanfang immediately knew that he had twisted the wrong object. As soon as he was about to retract his feet, he was clamped by two legs.
If he is forced to retract, it is bound to cause Helan Xiaoxin to tilt back and be found by Yue Zitong, which is not good.
"Let go of your legs? It''s very simple, boy
Helan Xiaoxin silent sneer, quietly said: "you all pull out the hair under the new sister several, but want me to let you off easily?"
Shit, how do you talk?
He Lan Xiaoxin''s rudeness made Li Nanfang a little speechless and said with a smile: "well, you can''t just hold me like this, right? If she finds out, she will mistakenly think that we are - "
" what do you think we are? "
He Lan Xiaoxin asked: "we cheat in front of your aunt and fiancee?"
Li Nanfang didn''t say anything, which was even tacit.
Although he had a relationship with Helan Xiaoxin for a long time, and Yue Zitong knew it, it was from the moral height of "curing the disease and saving the people". No matter who knew it, he had to give a thumbs up to Mr. Li and say a good man.
But if now let Yue Zitong know his stinky feet, is about to go further - that is to humiliate her.
Li Nanfang can use other ways to humiliate Yue Zitong when she makes mistakes, but it will never be in this way.
"New sister, come and have a drink of vinegar."
He Lan Xiaoxin was about to threaten Li Nanan to promise her a certain condition when Yue Zitong ran out of the kitchen with a vinegar bottle.
"Cough, cough, no more. Now, much better. "
He Lan Xiaoxin is also worried about being discovered by Yue Zi Tong. He loosens his leg, coughs and shakes his hand repeatedly.
Yue Zitong is not at ease: "really not?"
"Not really."
Helan Xiaoxin shook his head.
"That''s good. Now I announce that chicken feet will be blacklisted in our family''s recipes. Li Nanfang, do you remember? "
"Remember."
Li Nanfang, who loves to eat chicken feet in soy sauce, replies stuffily and looks down at his right foot.
Helan Xiaoxin didn''t lie - in the middle of his big toe on his right foot, there were indeed a few curly hairs.
When he thought that he was eating, he got some of these things, and Mr. Li''s appetite was reduced by half.
"Little nephew, take the vinegar back to the kitchen."
Yue Zitong began to put on her little aunt''s airs again, and squatted down in front of Li Nanfang.
Feel a little Sao right foot - Li Nan Fang is going to take water to wash it, smell speech is naturally willing to serve, picked up the vinegar bottle and walked into the kitchen.
"Helan Xiaoxin must be swollen? It''s all about you. Come on, won''t you get beriberi? "
Li Nanfang patted his right thumb and rubbed it several times before he felt the smell disappeared.
He Lan Xiaoxin''s calming skill is absolutely praiseworthy. When Li Nanfang walked out of the kitchen, she chatted with Yue Zitong with a smile, staring into his eyes, with an obvious narrowing meaning.
Li Nanfang didn''t worry that she would tell Yue Zitong what she had just done. Naturally, she ignored her and took a big drink from her job. The whole person froze suddenly, and his cheeks were puffing up, trying to spray, and trying to endure."New sister, you can explain the new explanation that pig and dog are inferior. I don''t have the heart to listen to it."
"Well, this pig and dog are not as good as pigs and dogs. They are eating like pigs and dogs ---"
when he LAN Xiaoxin gives a vivid explanation again, Li Nanfang has a hard time swallowing the rice in his mouth.
He would rather be killed than be a dog.
No wonder Yue Zitong went to get a vinegar just now. He also took it for such a long time.
No wonder she came out with her left hand clenched with a handful of salt.
A handful of salt sprinkled in half a bowl of laver soup, what kind of taste will it be? Li Nanfang disdained to tell others, picked up his rice bowl and quietly stood up and went to the kitchen.
As soon as I entered the restaurant, there were two women''s giggles, as if they had just been made by a man in a row.
"Well, the dinner tonight is really delicious. Li Nanfang, you have been sincerely praised by the two beauties. Don''t be proud, and make persistent efforts. "
Yue Zitong played an official tune and pushed the rice bowl. Li Nanfang took out the coins.
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