Tenchi: well here what you got to do Kimba...wait your yellow Simba
Simba?: Sounds good by the way my name is Mufasa
Tenchi: Of course it is
Tenchi had given him some advice to him
Tenchi: first is to get her attention. you should
Mufasa: got it I should go after her and push her down
He runs off after her and starts chasing her scaring her
Tenchi: he...isn''t good at women is he
Tenchi looks at his ''harem'' girls and says that
Lioness leader: n-no he is a good leader
Lioness Viceleader: yeah he has a great awesome mane
The Impala was running from Mufasa as he chased her
Tenchi: other than his mane...do you like anything about him? I mean what do you like about him other than that
the girls just said mane
Tenchi: I mean what about romance? and s.e.x
"romance? what''s that?"
"is that a thing?"
"he said he will once he gets the girl"
Tenchi: wait... he never even took you on a date?
They all shook their heads
Tenchi then rubs chin
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Mufasa: ugh nothing seems to work
Tenchi had Mufasha show his good points. One thing showed his mane by pulling her into his mane she then ran away scared, then he showed how strong his teeth was by biting into a piece of meat...
Tenchi begin to think he wasn''t trying or was stupid
Tenchi: umm, can you talk to me for a moment?
he brought Mufasa alone in a room
Mufasa: so what do you suggest
Tenchi: so...how long have you been gay?
Mufasa: g-gay? WHAT DO YOU MEAN GAY
he shouted at Tenchi
Tenchi: i mean a homos.e.x.u.a.l, you like guys
Mufasa: I like a woman. especially her
Tenchi: you never even touched the girls. I mean you picked Shiho Ihara who has an amazing ass
Mufasa: who?
Tenchi: oh my Uka...that''s the name of the Impala...you only know her from her ass
Mufasa: oh shi...shi...Shira is special to me
Tenchi: you even seem to be attracted towards me...
Mufasa: I-I a-aint
Tenchi: then why are you staring at my junk...
Mufasa:...
Tenchi: come on let me show you my giraffe friend of mine. She is trying to hook me up with her brother...
Mufasa: (Wait are you the gay one?)
Tenchi starts to drag Mufasa away when suddenly another Lion comes in with a scar on his face
Tenchi: Oh now we got Scar
Scar: Its Taka and Mufasa I challenge you!
Tenchi: of course it is...are you trying to take his harem (LOL)
Mufasa: You are simply incorrigible. You have no chance of defeating me
Taka: look who I got here, Mufasa, you
he pulls Shiho
Mufasa: you coward you call yourself a lion!
Taka: Shut up this is my idea, survivor of the fittest! If you want her back, give your harem to me.
Tenchi: oi...
the lioness girls started to look back at Tenchi and felt him changing
Taku: Come, my brothers,
Suddenly a bunch of Lions came
Taku: give me your harem and I''ll
*swish* *pow*
Tenchi moves fast and punches the lion in the stomach sending him flying into the wall
catches the falling Impala
Tenchi: you ok?
Shiho: y-yes
Tenchi: I am not protecting you*he says putting her down* but as a man, I can''t stand him
Tenchi looks at the other Lions: ''KNEEL''
All the lions fall to the ground and kneeling
Taku stands and starts growling at Tenchi and Tenchi walks over to him
Tenchi: You bastard what kind of man would use a hostage
{Tenchi would use a hostage}
A lightsaber appears in his hand
Taku and his crew then saw Hell
Tenchi had severed their balls and erased the manes
He then threw an aphrodite pill at them
suddenly they were started f.u.c.k.i.n.g each other
Tenchi then looked at Mufasa: So...you seem to be enjoying watching them...
Mufasa: that smoke...it
Tenchi: it makes you have s.e.x with the person in sight
Mufasa: I-I see so if you get close you
Tenchi sighs and pushes him into the mob of guys
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Inside a nderground office, a girl who is embarrassed takes off her clothes and is in a bikini
girl: I feel so much better!
A whole bunch of n.a.k.e.d mole rats in underwear were around her
The girl was Miki Hadano the president of the Seton Academy Student Council as well as the queen of the school''s Mole Rat population.
Miki was observing the cooking club and disagreed with them making interspecies relationsh.i.p.s, so she decided to put an end to the cooking club. She sent her student council members out to investigate the club and as they gathered information about Tenchi and others.
Miki thought Tenchi wanted to start a multi-species harem.
Not wanting to allow that, she told her team to gather more evidence and they followed Tenchi while the lion King Mufasa asked him for help about his love interest the impala Shiho Ihara. After seeing this, she believed she had enough information to even think that he was also manipulating others into starting interspecies relationsh.i.p.s.
Miki: so anything happened after that? what''s wrong
"Well, umm, you sure about this?"
She nodded.
suddenly it showed Tenchi and a bunch of Lionesses
They are all n.a.k.e.d
Miki: huh they are n.a.k.e.d! thats great
She seemed happy
Miki: he must be a good person
Tenchi: Alright miss vice commander of the lioness Io, Leader Nala bend down and show me your great ass
They while sweating a lot had bent over and shaken their ass
Miki who was watching this swung up from her seat happy
Miki: So he is teaching people the joys of nudity. This boy no Tenchi Nura is a great person. I have to meet him....hopefully we can get rid of clothes forever!
All the n.a.k.e.d moles screamed happily...she sadly had to put on clothes again to go to her meeting
{N.a.k.e.d mole rats find it embarrassing to wear clothes}
They didn''t see Tenchi f.u.c.k.i.n.g them hard and the several lionesses on the ground with blissful faces
Io: boss*breathing heavily*I thought s.e.x was supposed to be painful but
Nala: Yes...s.e.x feels good. Mother was wrong about this
{s.e.x is painful for Lions}
Nala: but its too
Lioness: HE TRUELY IS A KING