lily: "whyyyy?"


    Dante:*walked in at just the right time with the stuff*


    "holy shit how''d you fall out of your chair? Trish hold the puppy"


    *tosses her a puppy*


    Trish:*fuckin dives to protect the puppy*


    "Don''t throw dogs Jesus also she stood on her own I spooked her and she fell,she looked like Bambi when she stood I had to make a reference cuz if I didn''t I would have regretted not doing it."


    lily:*standing again but wobbly*


    "fuck you mam this is hard"


    Trish:..."dante are you the anti Chist cuz she''s cured"


    Dante:"wrong bible reference but ok"


    *supporting lily so she doesn''t fall again*


    Lily:"don''t be mad but I got a super power that one time you left me with the lady with two different eyes"


    Dante:"why would I be mad your better"


    lily:(marry me dummy I''m literally giving up my sanity to be worthy of you.)


    Trish:."were your boobs always that big?"


    lily :.."puberty"


    Trish:"well alright, on that note party let''s get wasted"


    Dante:"how bout no"


    (Sorry I ain''t letting anyone hit on this even if she''s basically a baby deer learning to walk right now)


    Trish: fine your right name something you always wanted to do but couldn''t til now shoot.


    lily:...(lily don''t say something unreasonable this is a big moment but from what we know he may or may not be broke.)


    Trish:..."I''ll make lady take however much we spend off his debt he''ll owe less cuz I can guilt trip her for this"


    Dante:"holy shit thank you trish"


    Trish:"your welcome I mostly did it cuz she''s clearly worried about you again tho.bitch stop panicking he can''t die"


    lily:...(I''m in love with a immortal?...he''s still my savior so fuck it I love him.)


    "take my otaku ass to Japan then I can single handedly erase that debt on this trip all together."


    Trish :"da fuck is a otaku?"


    Dante:..."if were taking a vacation we need you to be able to not wobble so let''s put that on hold"


    Trish :"he gots a point"


    lily:"I agree on this."


    ~a montage of her learning how to do shit most people can normally do at her age.as well as her doing a practicing cooking and housework shit on her own after the first montage.~


    [to that awesome person who helped me find a cover page thank you you amazing. I gave the ship a puppy because I keep seeing fanart with Dante and a wolf I personally think him having a less macho dog is funny and adorable. I got this reference after watching kiss him not me as a joke,honestly I don''t remember where the quotes actually from since it was a second hand account.]