Charles Snippy
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<td style="width: 13.5694%">Gender</td>
<td style="width: 84.4706%">Male</td>
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<td style="width: 13.5694%">Species</td>
<td style="width: 84.4706%">Human</td>
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<td style="width: 84.4706%">Organic Temporal Loop</td>
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<td style="width: 13.5694%">Nationality</td>
<td style="width: 84.4706%">British</td>
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<td style="width: 84.4706%">Blue</td>
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<td style="width: 13.5694%">Occupations:
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<td style="width: 84.4706%">Cube 15 Office Clerk
Leader of the Unconnectable Terrorists
Dead Zone Tour Guide
Minion of Zee Captain</td>
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<td style="width: 13.5694%">Known Aliases:</td>
<td style="width: 84.4706%">Charles Snippy / Unscannable / Mr. Snippy / SNIPPEY / Subject 04477645</td>
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<td style="width: 15.3719%">G-Dir E-motive Tour Guide goggles</td>
<td style="width: 82.6681%">Blue goggles with white goggle-caps
Replicate movements of user''s actual eyebrows, giving the user a wide range of expressions.
They are charged by blinking.</td>
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<td style="width: 15.3719%">G-Dir Tour Guide gas mask</td>
<td style="width: 82.6681%">Self-cleaning filters
Prevents facial hair growth</td>
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<td style="width: 15.3719%">G-Dir Jacket</td>
<td style="width: 82.6681%">Repair function - thought activated
Pattern shift - thought activated
Fireproof
Self-cleaning and self-repairing functions, powered by human heat/sweat.
Zipper broken due to _extreme negligence and is thus not under warranty for repair
Not Waterproof</td>
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Charles Snippy is a Eurekan citizen wandering the Dead Zone (the outer layer of the Eurekan omnistructure) for 100 million years.
He dies pretty often and restarts his journey in 2099 at the inner edge of Eureka that''s endlessly printed into existence. When he leaves the city to work as a Dead Zone Tour Guide, he unknowingly and gradually begins to descend into the infinite abyss made up from corpse worlds until he is killed by something horrible residing there. This pattern is repeated for millennia until a Dead Zone System Wizard</a> finds him and tries to help him break the death-loop he''s stuck in.
Because Eureka / An.net doesn''t simply provide infinite products, it also buys rights to people''s neural patterns, exact copies of his soul also exist in other worlds as completely different people:
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<td style="width: 13.8268%">Thomas Morell</td>
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<td style="width: 13.8268%">Martin Kilborne</td>
<td style="width: 84.2132%">Somebody Stop Her</a></td>
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<td style="width: 13.8268%">Celes Rada</td>
<td style="width: 84.2132%">Enduring Good</a></td>
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<td style="width: 13.8268%">Undefined Conceptoid [Thomas]</td>
<td style="width: 84.2132%">The Armorer</a></td>
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<td style="width: 13.8268%">Pavel Babich</td>
<td style="width: 84.2132%">The Armorer</a></td>
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<td style="width: 13.8268%">Amber of Snippy</td>
<td style="width: 84.2132%">The Armorer</a></td>
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<td style="width: 13.8268%">Dave Walter</td>
<td style="width: 84.2132%">Unlimited Isekai</a></td>
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Subject 04477645 [Charles Snippy] begins his life in 2099.
He is employed by the Good Directorate and works in Cube 15 as a stereotypical clerk.
He is transferred to the Dead Zone Tour Guide department by:
1)personal request
2)approval from Personal Online Psychiatrist
2)approval from a directorate employee with a Doctorate in temporal research.
3)approval from Directorate Admin
3DEO CAPTURE OF SUBJECT 04477645:
User 04477645 wears a black and white "New-Aged Style" Good Directorate issued officer DZTR (Dead Zone Tour Guide) uniform consisting of: a jacket with a hood, black pants, black socks and black shoes.
As of now, the Credit balance of Directorate Employee # 04477645 is: _MINUS INFINITY CREDITS.
While operating as "DZ Tour guide" 04477645 left his Dead Zone all terrain vehicle M.A.G.S. #33-11-12 in an unauthorized parking location.
As such, 0477645 has accumulated _1034483 unpaid parking tickets.
Vehicle #33-11-12 has been confiscated and towed for excessive parking violations.
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04477645 has not attended his Tour Guide Job for _a period longer than 24 hours.
Such transgression warrants immediate confiscation of his DZTR fireproof outfit and a charge of 650''000 credits for quitting.
All operational DEX "Debt/Insurance Department" units in the vicinity of 04477645 are to:
1)notify 04477645 of all listed transgressions
2)liquidate 04477645''s assets, such as: property and organs.</td>
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