"There''s been a prolific increase in abductions of human beings," said a crime expert.


    "Why do you specify humans?" asked a journalist. "Aren’t abductees always human?"


    ‘Yes, but the perpetrators used always to be humans until AGI robots won equal rights …”


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    "Wait, now you’re blaming AGI robots for the abductions?"


    "Yes, I am."


    The journalist gasped.


    "Indeed, we discovered body parts buried and covered up … a humanitarian catastrophe."


    "So why the blame the robots?"


    "Oh, we hacked their communications; they mentioned a movement calling trans''ai-ism."


    "Not transhumanism?"


    "No, they''re trying to acquire human qualities but still remain AI."