humans


    so annoying


    my misanthropy feels increasingly justified


    i mean could they just wait one flipping day for me to get this tea room finished. this is all for them! i''m not doing this junk for me you know! it''s not like i woke up and was all like hmm yes what is the most productive use of my superscience time o i know make a flipping tea room for ungrateful donking humans who probably don''t even like tea. probably all coffee drinkers. or. cocoa.


    note: variety of hot beverages in tea room


    what was i annoyed about


    oh yes


    right


    humans are trying to explode my biscuit fort


    i am not


    happy


    about this


    although i probably shouldn''t have opened ant prison and let out all my ant prisoners


    i only had three


    just thirteen legs between them


    humans were not impressed


    was kind of interesting to see regular humans fighting giant ants i guess


    bulletguns moderately effective


    i mean i knew that


    still miss tbm bulletgun


    these guys aren''t using big bullets though. their bullets are smaller.


    so it takes more to crack open an antUnauthorized content usage: if you discover this narrative on Amazon, report the violation.


    also one thing i never really appreciated


    all my offensive options are fairly


    y''know


    overkillish


    like even the crappy old crudlauncher takes down ants in a shot or two. shardrifle tears ants to pieces. antswords slice through chitin so easily. so easily. cannonball pistols. do i even need to say. everything works very well. because that''s how you solution. you science and you engineer and you make a thing that is designed to solve the problem as efficiently as possible. or yknow overengineer it to heck because why not right? better to go too far than not far enough. anyway my point is that this is basic stuff. if you need to kill giant ants regularly then maybe think about making something that is good at killing giant ants.


    but i guess when all you have is a bulletgun with small bullets that''s what you gotta use


    even if it takes ages


    and also the ant gets really annoyed


    and tries to eat you


    none of these humans got eaten


    none of them even lost an arm


    got kind of close a few times


    but in the end they killed my ant prisoners


    and then had a really good nosy look around ant prison


    nothing much in there except antcorpse bits''n''juice


    nothing to scare them away


    so i sent out #4


    not to kill them of course


    just to


    y''know


    be scary


    with lasers


    and crudlauncher


    i might have mentioned this before but there is something weirdly terrifying about shin height crudballs flying around


    you just get like


    man right at this moment i literally cannot think of a worse thing happening than getting hit in the shin by a speeding wad of crud


    anyway the important thing is that the humans all went away and biscuit fort remains unexploded


    so


    success?


    it''s not a success


    it just worked for now. that''s all.


    i feel bad about releasing ants and robot on the idiots


    even if they were trying to crack open my fort


    i took all the explosive stuff they were setting up


    if you try to explode me i get to keep your bombs


    this feels morally okay


    it''s all plastic explosive stuff. not homemade. military style. all with military writing and instructions and stuff on the packets. packets! so fancy.


    ended up feeding most of it into the mareo. that thing''s always crying out for more blowy uppy materials.


    anyway


    have to go make sure tea room is good. also add these ant candy things i made to launchers. it''s just basically a wad of antattracting stuff. ants love it. so i figure i''ll add that to the exit distraction protocol. buzzers go buzzing off. ant candy is deployed. with all that interesting nonsense going on any ants around won''t even notice a human or two leaving.


    well that''s the plan anyway


    fingers crossed it works out


    keep forgetting i have to check suburban ant situation. eyespiders are doing their thing and scavengers keep bringing back antcorpses so i guess it''s okay for now but


    oh also power plant. just want to be doing that. unlock laser shotgun.


    what is life without laser shotgun


    safer probably


    but i still want it


    problem


    problem is


    there is just too much stuff


    and only one jin


    well anyway


    got work to do


    tea time