After making a bet, the host said, "well, the result of your bet will have to wait until the war is over, but we obviously don''t have enough time for this festival catalog. The studio we applied for is four hours, and we have to record at least two hours of material before we can cut out a 40 minute program..."


    Meijiazi was surprised: "do you want to record it for such a long time? I thought variety shows were filmed as long as they were broadcast. "


    "We''re pretty good. That kind of funny variety show usually needs to be recorded for a morning to have enough jokes to cut out a program."


    Meijiazi raised her eyebrows: "Wow, it''s hard for you."


    "It''s not hard. Compared with this, meijiazi also asked you to continue to discuss with Professor Qianjiang and let us shoot the material for at least two hours."


    Meijiazi nodded, "Oh, OK, come on."


    Make complaints about the horse''s bottom: what''s the devil? Are you playing Kendo?


    Qianjiang Yinan is obviously regretting that he agreed to such a childish gambling appointment on impulse. At the moment when Tang Tang, an associate professor, agreed to bet on eating noodles with his nose, he has lost, okay? Even if he wins the bet, meijiazi eats noodles with his nose on TV, his reputation of Qianjiang Yinan is also negative growth.


    In contrast, meijiazi, even if a beautiful girl eats noodles with her nose, many people are willing to see it and think she is an "interesting woman".


    Now a man in Qianjiang looks at meijiazi with high toes and says "come on", and he is full of fighting spirit - the lost face of gambling will be offset by the side sign in the next debate!


    He bowed his head and began to look through the information in front of him - he may have never seen the information before in order to compete with meijiazi. Now he can''t care about it at all.


    "In addition to the distance between the Falkland Islands and the mainland, Argentina also has technical weapons. They are equipped with French Phantom fighters, which are new fighters of the same generation as the British navy and air force. In addition, they also have super flag aircraft and flying fish air launched anti-ship missiles from France."


    Meijiazi patted the table: "although the phantom is good, there is not much time left over the Falkland Islands, and Argentina does not have enough gas tankers. Flying fish is a threat, but only part of this order has been delivered, and the French will deliver the follow-up to the stuck ones! "


    Baonaimei said to he ma under the stage, "isn''t this what you said when chatting? She actually remembered it."


    "Are you surprised? I''m also surprised. " And Ma responded, "I''m afraid the mystery that has plagued our Dojo all the time, how meijiazi went to Shangzhi University, is not going to be solved."


    On the field, a man from Qianjiang patted the table: "how is it possible? With a little common sense in international relations, we know that Britain and France are feuds. In order to embarrass the British, the French will speed up the delivery of flying fish!"


    "How is it possible that with a little common sense of international relations, France also has a large number of French islands left over from the colonial era. If Argentina successfully obtains the Falkland Islands from Britain, the French islands will also become the coveted targets of neighboring countries!" Meijiazi fought tit for tat and patted the table twice.


    Qianjiang was a man, but he patted the table three times: "you take it for granted!"


    Meijiazi was about to continue patting the table when she stopped and looked at the horse.


    He ma thought the situation was bad at that time. I''m afraid meijiazi suddenly remembered what international anecdotes he said.


    The next moment, meijiazi took off her high heels, knocked on the table and said loudly, "it''s not taken for granted! There is a logical relationship! If you can refute it, you will take out the logic, don''t throw away the argument, don''t set up the logic, and put on the hat when you come up. You''re poor in words, aren''t you? "


    Paula Naimi: "did you tell meijiazi about Khrushchev?"


    "Yes." And the horse''s hand pressed his forehead, "be careful when blowing water in front of her in the future, she can remember."


    Yuzao: "it''s not as simple as remembering. It''s flexible."


    While chatting with Ma and his gang, the host of Ono temple on the stage hurriedly came out to maintain order: "well, Miss Fujii, please put away your high heels. We are discussing international relations..."


    "The United Nations can knock leather shoes at meetings. You can''t knock them here?" The US and Canada asked, "is your program more relevant to international relations than the United Nations meeting? Vote here to send blue helmets? "


    "Well, we can''t send blue helmets, but you didn''t rule the Soviet Union, Ms. Fujii." Ono temple is worthy of being a strong host of riyao and ridang popular programs, and the response is still very fast.


    Meijiazi immediately fought back: "but I grew a lot of corn in my hometown!"


    "Well, this..." Chaoyue TV ace host, lost!


    At this time, a man in Qianjiang said, "well, I won''t pat the table. Put away your shoes, Miss Fujii."


    "It''s a deal. Don''t pat the table." Meijiazi said, bending over to put on her shoes.


    When she put on her shoes, her chest muscles were all on the table.


    Meijiazi is wearing business clothes today, which is tightly wrapped, but she can still see her real talent.


    And Ma are a little worried that meijiazi will burst the button again.


    The buttons on her clothes are specially reinforced.


    He and Ma tried to keep her upper body from collapsing so tightly, but they failed.


    Because of the size of meijiazi, if you want the whole suit coat not to collapse, you can only tighten it and relax. It doesn''t look good at all.


    After meijiazi sat down again, the debate resumed.


    Listening with horses off the court, my mood is like taking a roller coaster.


    Meijiazi is the type that she will bite when the other party throws a bait. All kinds are taken to the ditch by a man in Qianjiang.


    However, as long as meijiazi thinks of what he said when talking to Ma Kan Dashan, he will immediately draw a gourd and say it again. Recently, he and Ma Kan Dashan are basically talking about the international situation in front of her, so it often has something to do with the topic, so meijiazi who deviated returns to the original topic.


    The trap built by associate professor Qianjiang has failed again and again.


    I felt that meijiazi was like a heavy tank that accidentally entered the maze. When I saw the wall, it was over. Then I walked in a straight line and broke the maze.


    After a series of fights, meijiazi still had a slight advantage.


    There is a part of audience voting in this program, that is, after the above two guests quarrel, the audience finally cast a vote to show which side they support more.


    At the last vote this time, meijiazi actually led by a big score.


    Meijiazi: "yes! Thank you for your support. "


    Qianjiang Yinan looked at the support rate displayed on the screen and his face turned green.


    At this time, the host of Ono Temple stood up and made a gesture to the field affairs.


    And Ma noticed that the camera had been instructed to stop recording.


    Ono temple came to the edge of the stage and said to the audience, "everyone, the purpose of our program is not to make qualitative analysis. Your one-sided result looks like our program affirmed Ms. Fujii''s conclusion."


    At this time, someone shouted, "what''s the big deal? Ms. Fujii is wrong. Let''s eat noodles together!"


    There was a roar of laughter under the stage.


    The host of Ono Temple laughed and said, "how about taking the middle aisle as the boundary, the one sitting on the side of a male associate professor in Qianjiang voted for him and the one sitting on the side of Miss Fujii voted for her?"


    Before most people answered, he and Ma said, "no! We want to support beautiful girls! "


    The guy who just said "let''s eat noodles together" shouted, "yes! We want to support beautiful girls! "


    Ono Temple smiled and said, "well, in short, let''s vote again."


    With that, he nodded to the audience, turned back to the podium and sat down.


    At this time, the expression on Qianjiang Yinan''s face had recovered as before, and he looked very calm. He also had a moment of eye contact with Ono temple.


    The field manager came out with the field note board: "arkesh!"


    After a loud noise, Ono temple said, "what a wonderful debate, but time is limited, so we can only stop here today. The following is the audience voting session. Please pick up the voter in your hand and say start - it''s useless to press now. When I say start, you will vote for the people you want to support!


    "Ready, go!"


    The music sounded, that is, the urgent drums often used by the circus when performing difficult movements. When the drums became higher and higher, the number of votes displayed on the screen on the stage also gradually increased!


    With the last Gong, the voting data and histogram were frozen.


    Fujii has several more tickets.


    Qianjiang Yinan was an old God. Seeing the result, he showed an unbelievable expression. He questioned Ono Temple: "what''s going on?"


    "Associate professor Qianjiang, don''t be so angry. We are a fair program." Ono Temple stood with both hands, "although your performance is very good, it is still slightly inferior to miss Fujii. It''s normal to get this result."


    A man in Qianjiang roared, "it''s different from what he said! If you do, I won''t introduce guests to your program in the future! "


    "Well, the guests of our program are very diverse. Many professors from famous universities such as Tokyo University, Meiji University and Fazheng University have been on our program." Ono Temple smiled at a man in Qianjiang.


    A man in Qianjiang twitched at the corner of his mouth: "this is what you said!"


    "Don''t be angry. Originally, we wanted you to win, but if we vote for you, our program group will make the headlines on the entertainment page tomorrow." Ono temple has two hands and one stand, "the producer said that as an apology to you, we will pay attention to the war situation in the next two weeks and invite you to come to the program to make real-time comments."


    Qianjiang Yinan was silent for a few seconds before he leaned back to the back of the chair.


    It seems that he accepted the exchange.


    "Then this program is over. After recording the last note, it can be over." Ono Temple motioned to field affairs, so field affairs took the field note board and went on stage again.


    **


    When Ma and his party came out of the TV station, baonaimei had a good meal and then went home.


    As soon as he got home, meijiazi turned on the TV and began to watch the news.


    The news is broadcasting the picture of the fire burning, and the announcer is broadcasting: "just now, the British air force raided the military airport near the Argentine capital. It is reported that British bombers have been refuelled many times in the process of carrying out this operation, and none of the bombers of the Argentine air force have been shot down so far."


    Meijiazi repeatedly patted TV: "well done, sprinkle sauce!"


    She looked as if television was Thatcher''s shoulder.


    The picture of the TV set was made to roll by meijiazi - this is the fault of the TV set in these days. The signal is bad, the picture will roll and distort, and the same will happen to those patted by external forces.


    When the picture became stable again, the news broadcast changed and Thatcher watched the departure of the Royal Navy Fleet in the military port.


    Meijiazi shouted in English: "go, your majesty asks the Royal Navy to do its duty!"


    Baonaimei looked at meijiazi who interacted closely with the TV and sighed: "looking at this scene, I even had the illusion that the TV has life and is interacting with meijiazi."


    And Ma: "we''re all used to it."


    **


    That night, this episode of the sun shining commentary was broadcast on time.


    Together with Ma, we watched this masterpiece episode in the living room.


    The program team did fulfill its promise and didn''t splice the words of meijiazi, but they didn''t delete the part of meijiazi pretending to be crazy.


    Meijiazi knocked on the table with her shoes and said, "I grew a lot of corn in my hometown".


    Qianjiang Yinan''s side is even more excessive. The program team did cut off many inappropriate speeches said by Professor Qianjiang Yinan, but added many pictures of Professor Qianjiang Yinan''s gaping and gaping.


    When the program was recorded, he and Ma felt that meijiazi was slightly better off. After the program was cut out, it seemed that meijiazi won a big victory.


    The most exciting thing is that the program group recorded many pictures of the host Ono temple. During the debate, Ono temple was clearly helping Qianjiang pull off the shelf. When the program was broadcast, there were a lot of pictures of Ono Temple praising meijiazi.


    And Ma vowed that they had never seen such a scene in the studio.


    The program welcomed the final vote with laughter.


    As a result, the program group used the picture of the first vote.


    The United States and Canada won an overwhelming victory.


    Cut in after this picture is the reflection of associate professor Qianjiang on the second voting result.


    He asked angrily, "what''s going on?"


    "Associate professor Qianjiang, don''t be so angry. We are a fair program." Ono Temple stood with both hands, "although your performance is very good, it is still slightly inferior to miss Fujii. It''s normal to get this result."


    It seems that the basic principles of recording should be included in the compulsory courses of modern people.


    Later, associate professor Qianjiang threatened not to introduce the guests to the stage, but also kept it as it was. Then the program team did not know where to cut a close-up of meijiazi yawning.


    After the close-up, the host of Ono Temple comforted Qianjiang. Associate professor said that he was invited to be a guest in the subsequent programs to comment on the plot of the Falkland Islands naval battle, which was basically not deleted.


    Finally, the program ended after the host read the propaganda speech of Jinzhu''s father.


    Meijiazi looked at and Ma: "how do you feel that the program I participated in is not the same as the program actually broadcast?"


    "Don''t worry, it''s the same program. We didn''t run the wrong world line." And the horse comforted.


    Meijiazi shrugged, then suddenly grinned: "I want to know what Qianjiang Yinan''s expression is now."


    **


    Qianjiang Yinan is yelling at the phone: "asshole! What do you mean by cutting like this? "


    The producer Gong Xiaodao over there replied in a humble tone: "don''t be angry. We were going to cut it in favor of you, but you see, at noon today, there was a news that the British attacked the Argentine military airport and made zero war damage. The Argentine phantom 3 doesn''t seem to have played any role.


    "At 6:30 p.m., the news of our station also specially interviewed relevant officials of the air self defense force. They promised that Japan''s air defense network would never make such a mistake when it was attacked by the same type of bombers.


    "It seems that Argentina and Britain are really not equal in magnitude."


    Qianjiang a man was furious: "it''s just the success of an air raid! Japan also successfully attacked Pearl Harbor. Did Japan win the Pacific War in the end? "


    "It''s boring for you to say so. What kind of opponent is the United States and what kind of opponent is Argentina? Argentina''s industrial capacity is less than a fraction of that of the United States. "


    "Fuck!" A man in Qianjiang scolded, "you don''t want to invite me to your program again!"


    "Come on, Professor Qianjiang, as long as the war goes in the direction you predicted, all public opinion will reverse. The British naval fleet has launched an attack now. When you come to record the program next Sunday, it will be almost the first time for the British to eat.


    "This is the time for you to cheer up!" The producer of the palace path over there tried to persuade him. Professor Qianjiang held it for a long time and snorted: "hum, good! I will accompany you to the end! But there is one condition. You should also do the activity of eating noodles through your nostrils! To be broadcast to the national audience! "“ Oh, that''s great! We can''t wait! " The producer of Gong Xiaodao was beaming with joy. "Today''s program has the highest ratings since our program was broadcast. I''m afraid it can not create the ceiling of our station''s ratings when we eat noodles! Let''s sign a contract and fix it. Time is two months later! " A man in Qianjiang made a heart: "settle!"“ Then we''ll take the contract to your lab tomorrow... Well, do you have a lab now? "“ Of course! " A man in Qianjiang shouted angrily. He is a rare associate professor, but there is a special case of a relatively complete research laboratory. Needless to say, it must be thanks to his father. However, this research laboratory is certainly not as good as the Research Laboratory of genuine professors, and it is slightly inferior in terms of scientific research funding and staffing. After hanging up the phone, Qianjiang Yiman took a deep breath, turned to his worried wife and said, "don''t worry, it''s just a small setback. In two months, I will be able to rely on the reputation of accurately predicting the direction of the war and take office at Shangzhi University."