That night, before going to bed, meijiazi raided HEMA''s bedroom.


    "And horses! I can''t sleep! " She shouted.


    And Ma: "you lie! I don''t believe it! "


    With that, meijiazi and Ma were about to close the door of the room. As a result, meijiazi was quick in eyes and hands. The whole person squeezed between the sliding door and the door frame, so he and Ma hit the "crash tire" on the door, and Duan stopped.


    "I really can''t sleep! What if Britain loses? "


    He ma sighed: "how many times have you told you that war is nothing more than the advantages of technical weapons and war potential. In short-term war, technical weapons and the quality of soldiers will become the decisive factors, and the results of long-term war will be determined by war potential.


    "If it is a short-term war, the British army has great advantages in technical weapons and cannot lose. If it enters a long-term war, Britain is an industrial country. Although Argentina has industry, it is generally a resource exporter, let alone a war."


    Meijiazi: "I remember what you said, but I''m still not at ease! Can you say something that has the effect of reassurance and make me relax and fall asleep? "


    HEMA: "no, no matter how many questions you ask, I will reply to you in this way. All right, go away, go away, I''ll close the door and go to bed. "


    "Help me! I usually sleep in seconds. I can''t sleep today if I don''t know what''s wrong! " Meijiazi directly hugged the sliding door and stuck the door with the "card slot" in front of her chest.


    "If you don''t help me, I''ll go to Carmen today and sing Carmen to you!"


    He ma wanted to play her forehead. When she was happy, he stepped back and hugged his chest with both hands: "can you still sing Carmen? Come and sing me a song. "


    "Er... That, Dang Dang..." meijiazi made a melody with Dang Dang sounds of different heights.


    And horse: "this is cannon, you fool!"


    "Then I''ll sing canon to you on Carmen!"


    And the horse sighed, "I can''t sleep?"


    "Really, really!"


    Meijiazi nodded like mashing garlic.


    As soon as he saw her nodding, he knew that she was really energetic and might not be able to sleep.


    So he said, "I have a way to get you to sleep quickly, but you''re not old enough."


    "I''m eighteen! I''m eighteen! It''s nineteen! " Meijiazi said and jumped.


    And the horse hurriedly pressed her: "don''t jump! What I''m talking about is that we''ll have two drinks and go to sleep. Where do you want to go? "


    Meijiazi turned his eyes and looked aside: "I thought you said we would go to the Kendo field and sweat for a round to sleep."


    He Ma: "it makes sense. Recently, you only have basic practice in kendo. You have to recite those common sense of international relations in the rest of the time. Let''s go and play fencing."


    "Eh? No, a beautiful girl like me came to you in the middle of the night, and you pulled me to fencing! "


    "Get out if you don''t come. Don''t talk nonsense."


    "Hey, I''ll go, I''ll go, can''t I go?"


    And Ma took meijiazi to the dojo.


    While warming up in the dojo, meijiazi suddenly said, "you always say that Britain has technical advantages with Ma, but associate professor Qianjiang doesn''t seem to think so. Why are you so different?"


    And Ma looked at meijiazi: "because Argentina does have some more advanced equipment, such as phantom 3, which is a very advanced aircraft among the second generation aircraft. But the problem is that times have changed.


    "The Israeli air force, which beat the Arab air force in phantom 3, has now changed to F15. In terms of air power, the generation difference is sometimes insurmountable.


    "The Royal Air Force has begun to use the third generation of strong wind fighters. Although the strong wind can not provide air cover for the Royal Navy due to the range problem, the harrier of the Royal Navy is a serious second-generation and half fighter. It should not be a big problem to fight a dozen mirage 3."


    Meijiazi issued a long "Oh ~".


    And the horse set up a sword: "come on."


    "And you, Ma Ma, when it comes to these weapons, you become chattering."


    "Do I?" Although he and Ma asked each other in this way, he knew he did.


    I can''t help it. It''s not my problem to mention military strength. I''m not fighting alone at this time, okay? All keyboard militarists in my previous life have souls at this moment. I represent the glorious history and


    Meijiazi: "looking at the horses and horses talking about weapons, sometimes I think that if I become a tank, I may have more hope to stay with you forever."


    And the horse reached out and pinched xiameijiazi''s stomach: "if you eat again, your weight will become the same as that of a tank."


    "No, okay!"


    And Ma ignored her retort and continued to pinch the meat on her belly: "is the meat on your belly thicker? After a short time in summer, I won''t wear swimsuit, so I''m relaxed? "


    "Stop pinching! Come fencing! "


    And the horse back into Kendo,


    Meijiazi: "is there nothing worthy of British attention in Argentina''s weapons?"


    "Well, yes."


    "Ah? There is! What is it? " Meijiazi was surprised.


    And Ma shrugged: "if I were Thatcher, I would remind the Royal Navy to be careful of flying fish."


    Meijiazi looked puzzled: "I know that planes are afraid of hitting birds, but what threat can fish pose to warships?"


    "It''s not a real fish, it''s a flying fish missile."


    "Oh, missiles. Is this great? "


    "Yes, it''s very powerful. It even changed the form of war."


    Meijiazi nodded and set up a good sword: "come on!"


    That''s what he and Ma said. They started to attack directly, and the bamboo knife swept towards meijiazi''s chest.


    Meijiazi blocked the episode, and then snickered: "Yi, it''s a good place to aim with horses."


    "Really? Then I''ll use a more * * move to beat you, okay? "


    "No! Don''t put on the posture of protruding teeth. I''ll get hurt if I don''t wear protective gear! "


    Meijiazi screamed.


    **


    The next day, yuzao came to school with HEMA. As soon as she saw HEMA, she asked suspiciously, "didn''t you sleep well?"


    "Last night, I swore with meijiazi who claimed that he couldn''t sleep until three o''clock. At last, chiyoko was awakened and came to have a roar with us."


    Yuzao: "Hey ~ this ~ ah ~"


    "Just fencing, nothing else." And Ma hurried to clarify.


    Yuzao tilted her head slightly. When she spoke again, she had changed the topic: "many reporters are waiting at the door."


    He ma turned his head and looked at meijiazi, who was sitting on the porch wearing shoes behind him: "that must not be waiting for me, meijiazi. You have to stand up."


    I talked to Ma about Chinese with northeast accent - probably northeast accent. It''s a little difficult for southerners to imitate northeast accent.


    Meijiazi looked at him and the horse: "what is it? Forget it. Don''t worry. I''m used to interviewing. Look at me. "


    She stood up, patted her ass, and then walked forward confidently. As a result, she didn''t step on the heel of her high-heeled shoes as soon as she took a step, and her foot was about to fall.


    As soon as he grabbed her with the horse, he took her into his arms.


    When pulling, because she exerted too much force and only grabbed half of her shoulder, meijiazi turned almost 180 degrees before entering her arms, and the crash tire hit the horse directly.


    The guy had a silly face that didn''t understand what had happened. He looked at the close and horse''s lips, and then blushed.


    She blushed.


    "Come on, this little woman doesn''t look right for you." And Ma''s subconscious estimate refused to make complaints about a monkey''s heart, so he opened his mouth and got up.


    Meijiazi also immediately changed her face and pushed away the horse: "who looks like a little woman! Open your eyes and see which part of me is small! The meat on my stomach is thicker than Qingliu''s chest, okay? "


    Her voice was also very loud, so Qingliu brush, who had just finished breakfast at the restaurant, rushed into the corridor, and then rushed here with a terrible momentum: "you monkey!"


    Meijiazi: "Wow!"


    She ran out of the porch and closed the door with her back hand.


    This quick movement made her not look like she had sprained her foot at all.


    Then there was the sound of reporters attacking outside.


    After meijiazi went out, Qingliu began to slow down and just stopped by HEMA: "this monkey, don''t lose weight just to annoy me?"


    And Ma looked at Qingliu and said, "if you don''t try to get the pitch, she''s afraid she''ll start bullying you with her Shangzhi university student card every day."


    "Long winded, I''m trying. I can pass my Chinese now. "


    And Ma: "didn''t you pass only 30 points? Is the pitch enough? "


    "The pitch should be 50, but I think there should be no problem working hard." Qingliu said confidently, "qiandaizi also said that I actually have a good memory."


    He Ma: "that''s right. After all, I usually have to remember music scores and lyrics."


    At this time, he ma heard meijiazi boasting outside the door: "if I sprinkle sauce, I will remind the Royal Navy to be careful of flying fish. This is an air launched anti-ship missile equipped by Argentina, which is the same generation as the weapons equipped by the British Royal Navy."


    And Ma frown: meijiazi, you plagiarize me!


    Just thinking like this, the United States and Canada added: "moreover, this kind of missile is produced by France, Britain and France are feuds, and the French missile may have some special adjustments for British ships."


    This time, meijiazi didn''t say anything to the horse.


    Because it is a feud, the missile will have special targeted adjustment or something. HEMA doesn''t have such wild imagination.


    ——Wait a minute! After meijiazi''s words were spread, when Sheffield and the Atlantic carrier belched their farts, wasn''t it


    Huh?


    But at this time, meijiazi outside the door has eloquently said that he and ma have lost the best time to go out and stop her.


    Meijiazi was talking about her relationship with he Ma at this time: "master and I are childhood sweethearts. Childhood sweethearts are probably the most difficult relationship in the world to change into a love relationship. After all, we are too familiar with each other.


    "So you see those love novels, childhood sweethearts are the losers.


    "Ah? You ask me about the love entanglement situation in Tongsheng Taoist temple? I''m not sleepy when you say this! Now it is the decisive lead of Alexandria, with a leading range of at least three positions.


    "Baonaimei didn''t admit defeat either. She chose to cut into the outside line and sprint on the track with as little interference as possible, betting on the long race schedule.


    "Qingliuliu came into the arena with the aura of a rock girl, but now she has become a regular home girl and completely lost her competitiveness. She may be in the position of her sister with chiyoko..."


    Qingliu kicked the door with a clang and shouted at meijiazi: "Monkey (saru)!"


    The reporters were stunned, but immediately reacted and began to ask, "did miss Qingliu just call you saru? Is that what a monkey means? Why did she call you monkey? "


    And Ma Xin thought it was because meijiazi was good at climbing trees and walls.


    But just looking at her appearance can''t tell.


    In fact, these reporters have seen meijiazi''s appearance for so many days that it is probably difficult to connect her with monkeys.


    That''s why they were stunned when they heard the pronunciation of saru.


    Meijiazi said with a smile, "maybe it''s because my role in Tongsheng''s gang is close to Yoshiro muxiateng."


    The reporter was in an uproar: "fujichiro, is that Lord Guan Bai?"


    Japanese is like this. Just listening to the pronunciation can''t determine the Chinese characters. Even for a famous person like Toyotomi Xiuji, the reporter should carefully confirm it.


    "Yes, that''s it! Now there is no Miao character rule, "meijiazi has entered her usual crazy state." otherwise, I will change my Miao character to Yuchai, and in the future, my name will be continuously lengthened according to the ancient rules. Meijiazi, a female foreign affairs deputy of Yuchai, the source courtier... "


    And Ma are not good for the whole person.


    Meijiazi can also play the super long name of ancient Japanese samurai. He didn''t expect it.


    It''s the ghost of this "one woman". He ma knows that this is the "general name" part of the naming of Japanese samurai. For example, the full name of Tokugawa Jiakang is Tokugawa Jiro Saburo, and the middle Jiro Saburo is his general name.


    Japanese families call their eldest son Ichiro and a man, but they don''t have the habit of calling their eldest daughter a woman.


    It can only be said that it is worthy of being a meijiazi... It will always make mistakes in small places where life is careless when there are no big mistakes.


    The reporters are crazy, trying to record.


    Japan''s society has decided that people with such personalities as meijiazi are a minority, and even if they have them, they will be marginalized.


    It''s very rare to accept an interview carelessly and then talk freely.


    Reporters haven''t met such an interview object for many years.


    He and Ma watched beside him, but he was also very helpless. At this time, he rushed up to organize an interview. I''m afraid it will make the reporters more excited and can only make the monkey talk nonsense.


    At this time, a reporter asked, "since Miss Fujii is Yoshiro muxiateng, isn''t Mr. Tongsheng shinchang Zhitian? When do you think his instinct temple will be? Who is the wise light show? "


    Meijiazi got stuck and froze in place.


    And Ma second understand, this goods probably forget who wise Guangxiu is - or who Xinchang is.


    It should not be. Xinchang is so famous. He also mentioned the instinct temple. It should not be


    At this time, meijiazi ended her ossification. She responded: "no, and Ma are obviously not Xinchang. They won''t burn birui mountain. Today, I said, "it''s almost here. I''m going to school. Would you please make way?"


    Meijiazi may have just been asked and almost overturned, so she became alert and wanted to end this morning interview.


    And the horse also came forward to help her separate the crowd.


    As a result, these reporters followed and Ma to the station and even followed them on the bus.


    Fortunately, baonaimei came to solve the siege in a private car.


    **


    And Ma and yuzao were put in front of dongdachi gate by baonaimei''s private car.


    "There are a lot of classes today. Let''s go." Yuzao said and went forward.


    And the horse hurried to keep up.


    When they entered the classroom, they sat in the front row in the middle - and in the back row as much as possible when they were going to college. Only the professors they particularly liked would go to the front row.


    Yuzaoxuan''s position is a special seat for top students in HEMA''s opinion.


    The professor who came to class didn''t know ma - that''s normal. Today is the first day of this class.


    The professor looks a little old Sean Connery, or is it the feeling that Hayao Miyazaki''s old line is stronger?


    He went to the podium and pushed his glasses: "let''s call the roll... Huh?"


    He maintained the posture of holding his glasses and stared at he Ma: "aren''t you that... That Tong Sheng and ma? Why are you here? "


    And the horse looked confused and forced: "ah?"


    He didn''t know why he couldn''t be here.


    After being stunned for a few seconds, he and Ma tried to explain, "I''m... A student here."


    "Are you a student here?" The professor was surprised, "aren''t you a student of Shangzhi university? I read the news these two days. You always hang around behind that beautiful girl from Shangzhi University. "


    "Well, Makiko Fujii is my apprentice."


    "Can you still have an apprentice?"


    Eh, how do you feel that other professors have made the same exclamation?


    And the horse''s desire to make complaints about the Tucao, said: "I am a Kenyan normal school with natural heart and heart, and Fujii Mikako is my disciple of the Taoist temple."


    "Oh, that''s right." The professor nodded again and again, "Fujii is very good. She reminds me of my young lover. She is also full of vitality, knowledgeable, confident and beautiful."


    And the horse managed not to laugh.


    Full of vitality and beauty are right. Knowledge is only an illusion, but self-confidence - it''s just in front of people. Turning around, meijiazi is all kinds of advice.


    At this time, a student asked, "is that lover sang a teacher''s wife now?"


    The professor''s expression darkened: "it should have been. In 1944, I was forced into the army because I was exempted from conscription because I was in college. At that time, young people with culture and strong learning ability were included in the kamikaze special attack team. But I was lucky. At that time, Japan could not even get together the kamikaze fan.


    "But when my ''bird'' heard the news that I was incorporated into the kamikaze special attack team, he was disappointed, so he joined the women''s stand up team.


    "Then she didn''t come back. I don''t know how she died. Was she killed by the U.S. military or by the * * * * who has fallen into madness... If it is the U.S. military, it''s OK. At least the bomb won''t stain her.


    "Remember, students, a great man said that Japan * * * * is the enemy of the Japanese people!"


    He and Ma had a hot eye at that time. He knew that the left wing here respected the one, but he didn''t expect to hear it directly.


    The Chinese people are consistent with the Japanese people. There is only one enemy, that is, Japan * * * * and China''s national scum!


    Obviously, he has traveled to a foreign country, but he has a deeper understanding of the impact of the motherland on himself.


    Sure enough, this shell is also a "dress". My heart is still a Chinese heart.


    ——Gan, there are still a few years before the song "my Chinese heart" was born. When I watch it on TV, I''m afraid I''m not going to cry into a silly X.


    The key still can''t let people know why they cry like this, can''t explain.


    He ma tried his best to suppress the surging feelings in his heart and maintain his apparent calm.


    ——Ah, I really want to eat fried dough sticks.


    At this time, the professor on the stage said, "since Tongsheng is the master of meijiazi, you must have fully prepared today''s course. Stand up and talk."


    He raised his eyebrows with Ma. He did read today''s course in advance, but he was named by the professor for the first time because meijiazi made the professor think she was very knowledgeable.


    This feeling is very subtle.


    **


    For the first time, he and Ma came home after a day of class. As soon as they entered the door, they saw that the door leading to the restaurant at the end of the corridor was half open. Meijiazi showed half his body behind the door and bent down. They didn''t know what he was doing.


    Judging from her posture, she is lying on the table.


    And the horse looked at yuzao who was bending over to change shoes.


    Yuzao is also a professional female dress today. When bending down, people can feel the existence of gravity.


    And the horse looked back at the end of the corridor, and then he heard meijiazi sneezing.


    "Ah ~ Cha ~"


    What is this Russian aunt''s sneeze? It sounds like fighting with Siberian brown bears for 300 rounds.


    And Ma: "what are you doing, meijiazi?"


    Meijiazi turned his head and looked at this side with a basin in his hand: "I asked chiyoko to cook some noodles and practice eating noodles with his nose."


    And horse:?


    Yuzao: "you and Ma beat your chest to ensure that Britain can win. Trust his judgment more."


    "Yes, even if you don''t believe in yourself, you should also believe in me who believes in you." And Malaysia.


    Makako: "what''s that, tongue twister? Anyway, I''m just not down-to-earth, and then I think if I can practice eating noodles with my nose until I''m proficient, I''m not afraid. "


    And Ma Zha tongue: meijiazi, meijiazi, like a dragon in front of people, becomes a worm when you go home.


    Meijiazi picked up another piece of noodles, leaned close to his nose, and then sucked it in.


    And the horse worried that she was choking or sucking so hard that she sucked the noodles into her head.


    But there''s no way to stretch your neck and swallow.


    Looks like it''s swallowed.


    Meijiazi tilted his head: "chiyoko, this side is salty."


    Chiyoko''s voice came from the stove in the restaurant: "are you sure it wasn''t your snot on the noodles that made it salty?"


    Chiyoko''s words made HEMA suddenly frown: it''s disgusting to think about it.


    Meijiazi nodded again and again: "well, maybe, I''ll try another one."


    And Ma: "don''t try. Come on, don''t spoil the noodles. Do you see yuzao? She''s the rice lotus God. She''s in charge of grain. She''s going to be angry! You see, he is very angry now! "


    Yuzao said with a smile, "yes, I''m angry."


    "No, even if you look angry." Talk to the horse.


    "To be angry with meijiazi, I always feel that I am wasting my spirit. Just let Qingliu do it alone."


    Qingliu suddenly appeared: "what do you mean, just let me do it alone? I don''t want to hurt her every day, okay! I wouldn''t be so angry with her if she was a little measured. "


    If you have a sense of propriety, it''s not called meijiazi - he ma remembered the scene when he was shot in the stomach, and then meijiazi came up and beat him in the stomach.


    Meijiazi: "Oh! Look, I succeeded again this time! Hey, learn this stunt, and even if you are expelled from Shangzhi University, you can go to super change to eat! "


    Super change is a variety show, which is about players going on stage to perform their wild ideas.


    To tell you the truth, if you only eat noodles with your nose, you want to make a difference in super change. Maybe not.


    But as a comedian stunt, it will be enough.


    But meijiazi''s appearance, as a harmonic star, is too bright.


    Many Japanese female comedians are very good-looking. They deliberately eat fat and become ugly before they can continue to eat this bowl of rice.


    Meijiazi carefree sucked a piece of noodles with her nose, and then this time she choked, so she made an earth shaking sneeze. The noodles spewed out of her nose and went straight to the door of Qingliu.


    Qingliu grabs it with quick eyes and hands - but the noodles are soft and break with a touch. Half of the noodles break through Qingliu''s defense, just like a quadruped snake breaking its tail to survive.


    This half section was pasted on Qingliu''s face. I don''t know whether it was soup or runny nose. The water spread evenly on her face.


    Qingliu: "beauty! Add! Son! I want to be with you! Practice! The sword! Way! "


    "Wow, qingliuliu is angry! I''m wrong! "


    And the horse looked at meijiazi and Qingliu, who were fighting, and turned his mouth.


    **


    The next day, meijiazi looked at HEMA with a sad face when he came back from school: "what should I do? HEMA, the school appointed me as the leader of a special discussion group! What do you want to do? "


    And Ma: "what the hell? I''ve heard of the model court and the Model United Nations... "


    I have heard of and participated in the model court and MA in my life. The Model United Nations is an activity carried out by the University in my last life. When Ma and Ma participated, they decided to play the representative of India. The proposal is that India join the United Nations Security Council.


    Then, in the event, he ma relied on his three inch tongue to persuade the students playing other countries, and won the unanimous vote of the Security Council. India became the sixth member of the Security Council of the Model United Nations.


    Then he and Ma backhanded rejected the same proposal put forward by the student who played the German representative.


    Finally, the students who played the German representative made an impassioned speech and complained about the horse and the dragon who had changed from a dragon butcher to a dragon. Let alone how happy the scene was.


    Ah, think about it carefully. My college career is quite colorful. Why do I always feel bored before crossing?


    Meijiazi: "what should I do? What should I do?"


    And Ma: "what is the simulation think tank? Did I tell you? "


    "The main thing is to issue a report to analyze the international situation."


    What''s wrong with Ma, so the simulation think tank is to let a group of students do the work of the think tank?


    Will you take out the students'' achievements by signing them?


    I haven''t had much contact with Japanese academic circles in my life. I don''t know what''s behind it.


    But Feng nawha, a Japanese history expert who came back from Japan with Ma, knows that this guy can''t even understand the basic common sense. I''m afraid the general history of Japan is not written by students.


    Judging from the professor''s behavior, maybe he was infected with some bad atmosphere in Japan.


    HEMA: "just get to know what I heard here and tell them?"


    Meijiazi looked uneasy: "this is academic research, serious. Those you taught me to write papers are OK, but is it really OK to use them in serious research reports? "


    And Ma asked meijiazi, "why not? Look at Professor Qianjiang''s level. He is also an academic leader." Meijiazi pursed her mouth: "mmm... Right. He is an academic leader. I should have no problem handing in a research report. " He ma looked at meijiazi whose confidence rose like a balloon and felt unspeakable. The key is that while her confidence rises, her waist also has a straight movement, so she feels that other parts of her rise together. Yuzao came up and asked, "no problem? What if the research report she concocted accurately predicted the situation? "“ Don''t worry, there will always be one or two mistakes. " For example, on the day of the first flying fish attack, Sheffield was not turning off radar for satellite telephone communication. And the horse whispered. The words of meijiazi yesterday that "if I sprinkle sauce, I will let the Royal Navy be careful of flying fish" have been spread all over the streets. In a military intelligence program last night, guests from the Defense University were refuting the statement of the United States and Canada that "French weapons will be specially adjusted for British ships". I wonder if the professor will come to the nostrils to eat noodles when the flying fish has a fruit. Anyway, meijiazi has already practiced. However, the time of the Falklands war in this time and space is staggered with another time and space for half a year, and then it is obvious that the order of British military operations is also different. The British army bombed the black stag first. At another time, the St. George''s flag was flying over the South Georgia Islands again. But it''s probably fast, maybe this week. The British cannot fail to understand the truth that speed is important in war** This Sunday, after dinner with Ma, they were all ready to watch today''s riyaori review in front of the TV. Yesterday, the TV station released the news. Tonight''s commentary was broadcast live because of the special situation. And Ma guess changed to live broadcast in order to grab the ratings. Many people will be curious to see the news broadcast. The opening film of riyaori review was the same as before. After playing, it cut into the studio. The host explained first: "because of the special situation today, we opened another studio. In fact, we borrowed it from the news program group next door. Now let''s introduce today''s special guest, associate professor Qianjiang, who agreed to eat noodles with her nose with Miss Fujii last week! " And horses want to laugh. Which pot is not open. A close-up of associate professor Qianjiang was immediately cut on TV. The associate professor looked very helpless. He just nodded to the camera and passed. Host: "although it has been changed to live broadcast, we still want oral broadcast. Let''s thank..." after a series of thank-you lists, the host cut to the main topic: "associate professor Qianjiang, what do you think of the naval battle situation in the Falkland Islands this week?" Associate Professor Qianjiang took a deep breath and said, "I think the performance of the Argentine navy and air force has been good so far. They will be..." "wait a minute! The express just came, "the host interrupted associate professor Qianjiang''s words by pressing his headphones. A moment later, he looked at associate professor Qianjiang with a smile." the Royal Navy has just announced that it sank the Argentine submarine Santa Fe and announced that the flag of St. George is flying over South Georgia again. "