"Hahaha... Look, look, hahaha..."
In a very upscale hotel private room, bursts of uncontrollable laughter rang out, accompanied by the sound of beating the excited table from time to time, shaking the dishes on the table up and down.
"Elder brother, can you put your body in front of the door to ward off evil? Hahaha..." Duan Zhixing laughed until his crown was crooked.
"I don''t know whether to ward off evil spirits or not. It''s very festive during the new year, puha ha......" Yi Ze wanted to have a cup of tea, but he couldn''t help laughing again, so he had to put down the teacup again.
"In fact, other things are OK. I just can''t accept your violet pants, big brother. Neuropathy doesn''t dare to wear them together." Luo Yuanming seriously commented, his voice is a little empty, probably caused by laughing.
"In fact, this fashion is not that it can''t be saved, but it''s just a little short..." the blue danque suddenly thought of something. He took out a folding fan and stuffed the green, red and white soap into the hands of the people sitting in the main seat. Of course, "come on, open it."
Landanque''s family is engaged in fashion design. He should be a big expert in fashion. After being ridiculed all afternoon, he finally didn''t attack. With a hard scalp, he opened the folding fan and put out a standard shape of XiMenqing.
The fan has a white background and is printed with a few big characters of dragon flying and Phoenix dancing.
"Friends of women, girl killer..."
With his colorful and evil spirit, no one dared to look directly at him within a hundred meters.
"Big brother! This really improves your temperament!" Hong Xing has been trying hard to save his grandfather''s face, but he is not good at words. Now he finally finds a chance to praise him, "what a coquettish!"
Get out!
The eyebrow thousand smiles to endure the temper, full of blue veins.
What a mistake! What a mistake!
He was worried that the local specialties brought back from Dongting Lake were not fresh and hurried on his way. As a result, he forgot to check whether these bastards had left in advance!
He has been there for nearly ten days. I think these bastards can''t wait until he comes back. He''s so bored that he goes back to his home... Who thinks his meow hasn''t left yet!
In the morning, he held a press conference as a representative of the spring festival couplet in Gongwei department. Reporters from various newspapers and magazines in Beijing came, including the editor in chief of his favorite "know it all". I had a chat with him and discussed many gossip private affairs of Jianghu female Xia... Cough, it''s far away.
Just after he was interviewed, suddenly a Li Tong ran in and reported that Duan Zhixing and several representatives of major sects came outside, carrying many things like banners and firecrackers, as if they were going to come in for the festival
Eyebrow thousand smile anxious that panic ah!
A lot of reporters were there, and they came in and made a scene. The next day, the news headline was not "spring festival couplet man faking death - the imperial court''s Royal means to eradicate evil, this boy is so handsome!"... It must have become "spring festival couplet man is actually the leader of the demon cult, but the contrast is not cute, only vomit", "top secret file case - abnormal cross dressing mania of the new generation of demon cult leader" "The same origin is better than the blue - the apprentice you can do is more abnormal"... He can''t stay in the Gongwei division in the future, and he can''t stay in the world!
At that time, the situation was very critical. He was only half a second away from being disgraced. He immediately went crazy and set aside a group of reporters and rushed out
It was dangerous and dangerous to stop the five bastards who would set off firecrackers and raise banners when they saw him at the gate. If he hadn''t stood in full view of the general assembly of Gongwei department, he would have kicked out alone!
Forced by helplessness, he took the initiative to invite several of them to dinner for the first time in his life.
This is a miracle more difficult than the sun coming out from the West. Duan Zhixing and the five of them were stunned... But they immediately chose this drunken fairy building.
They don''t know if this is the best restaurant in Nanjing, but at least it''s expensive. The capital is rich and expensive. Many royal relatives, relatives, ministers and ministers choose Zuixian house for dinner. You can imagine the level of consumption.
It''s like this in the Jianghu. Feng Shui turns around in turn. In the past, it was Laozi''s pit. These local tyrants ate. I''m powerful and majestic... But if there was a slight flaw, I immediately seemed to be caught by Wang ba.
I know the truth. People can''t get away with the knife in the Jianghu, but it''s too cruel!
He didn''t have much money left on his food and pay this month, and spent the last bit on those hairy crabs. Zuixian building, a famous place, of course, supports credit... But he''s not qualified to go on credit and won''t be shut down.
It must be hopeless to expect these smelly boys to pay. This must be the first time they met themselves and begged to invite them to dinner, so they restrained themselves and didn''t pull the banner. If he dared to stand up and wait, he would be how to persuade these people to go to Gongwei to have fun with him, so he begged them to pay the bill and light lanterns into the toilet.
Mei Qian smiled and looked up. Hu Lai and another bearded old man sat a little away from the table. They didn''t hear anything outside the window and wolfed down.
Meiqianxiao asked Hu to treat Hong Yigong this time, and he saved him. Anyway, he should invite him to dinner, so he called him too.
It''s very kind of him to make a great contribution and ask him to pay for dinner... At least we have to wait for the next meal. This meal is terrible. We have to focus on the old man next to him.
The old man is also an old acquaintance. It was the first fortune teller in Nan''an City that he ran into with Lin Xiyu at the broken medical school. The fortune teller also went to seek medical treatment by mistake. Later, they all stayed there to heal their wounds and accumulated some human feelings over the years.
It happened that the goods had recently run to Tianfu. I don''t know which small county or city cheated fortune tellers. When I heard the news of nonsense, I came to get together and happened to get involved.
I haven''t seen you for a long time, but I''m sorry to ask someone to invite me... But I don''t know you well, don''t I!
"Old liar, haven''t seen you for a long time. How are you?"
When the fortune teller heard the speech, he put down the dishes and chopsticks, and a pair of turbid eyes burst into a fine light... He has no eyesight in this business. He has long been disabled and joined the beggars'' sect to ask for food. Mei qianxiao was laughed at by a group of people and didn''t speak for a long time. The first sentence was to talk to him. He was very clear at the bottom of his heart.
"Oh, oh, my stomach cramps suddenly... I have to go to the toilet. I''ll take this braised pig''s hoof and eat it. Don''t waste it..."
Put down the pig''s feet! Go to the bathroom to eat wool. Do you like to gather together the smell of shit!
"Wait a minute, I''ll save you! Come on! I''ll add ten of your most expensive dishes and bring you a menu!" Meiqian smiled and saw through. He called the fortune teller who wanted to escape and shouted outside.
The door was opened in almost two seconds. The waiter rubbed his hands and sent the menu.
See, there are skills to provide fast service.
"Waiter, help us get a spittoon!"
"Ah, ah?" the waiter scratched his head. "What about the food?"
"I''ll add it later. Hurry up!"
"OK, come right away!"
The fortune teller stared at his eyebrows and smiled suspiciously. He didn''t understand what he meant. Anyway, the waiter delivered the spittoon in the twinkling of an eye.
"Old liar, you don''t have to travel far, just pull here and eat!" Meiqian sneered.
Eat while pulling in the box???
You''re cruel!
The fortune teller''s eyes are heavy and narrow. I haven''t seen him for a long time. This bad looking boy is still spicy and difficult to deal with. I feel like a match.
"Why, don''t you go? OK, let''s continue to eat slowly... According to Hu, you''ve been getting along well recently, your business is all over the north and south of the river, and your income is good..."
"Wait, there''s always a light in the house, so shiny that I can''t open my eyes!" the fortune teller immediately interrupted his eyebrow and smiled. The more he said, the poorer he saw the dagger. He pinched his fingers and waved them. People who didn''t know thought he had a stroke.
It''s too shiny to open your eyes. You can eat a table without leakage!!
"No, the light is in the room and only shines on your head. Ah, I don''t know if it''s a blessing or a curse!" the fortune teller pinched the Jue. Finally, he seemed to put up his middle finger and smiled at his eyebrows. I don''t know if it''s the illusion of eyebrows.
"Light? What light?" eyebrow thousand smiles sneer, see through don''t tell, no matter how you old liar pretend to be a ghost, brother see move.
"A green light, so wonderful, lights up your good future!"
I want you a big hammer! I''ve had a lot of luck recently. Believe it or not, I''ll sacrifice you to heaven to change your luck!