"Cough, say wrong, it''s red light!" seeing his eyebrows with a thousand smiles, he rolled up the bright red sleeves, and the fortune teller quickly changed his mouth.
"Good luck is at the head. I don''t know if it''s a blessing or a curse... Let''s talk back to your recent business growth. Should we take care of Lao Shu..."
"That''s a bad thing!" the fortune teller smiled heavily at Mei Qian, poked the middle finger in the void, ah bah, that finger formula, and forcibly interrupted Mei Qian''s intention again. "Red means great wealth and wealth, and it also means blood, light and disaster. Of course, it can''t be generalized!"
"Well, tell me if it''s a blessing or a curse?" Meiqian smiled and understood that it would be endless if he didn''t finish it.
"Do you want to listen to ''right and wrong line'', ''nine word truth'' or ''Baibao destiny''?" the fortune teller asked skillfully.
"What are you picking?" Mei qianxiao didn''t understand. Let me explain. What''s the classification?
"Fortune telling package! The ''right and wrong line'' may not understand. The ''Baibao destiny'' is more expensive. Pick a ''nine word truth'', and I''ll give you a 80% discount..."
I''ll break your neck!
"It''s my fate to see you, or I''ll give you a ''Baibao destiny'' package today without charge... But you see, it''s time to invite me to dinner?" the fortune teller turned around so much and finally got to the point.
It''s better to start first. Cheat a meal ticket before meiqianxiao swindles you to pay the bill. It''s terrible smart. It''s so easy to kill the old Jianghu.
"Boss, give him a calculation. I want to see a joke... Ah, bah, boss has been so unlucky recently. Let''s have a look."
"Yes, maybe you can foresee and turn bad luck into good luck after listening to it!"
"I think you need a green hat, boss... I mean it can counteract the red light and make your life colorful..."
"Yes, in case of a bloody disaster, I''m ready to stop it..."
Don''t say a few words. Except for the old fortune teller, the five of you are the most bloody in this room!
Mei qianxiao said hello to them and unified their names. Now they all call him boss or big brother. Otherwise, it''s also very important for a rough man to say "kindness" to you from time to time.
It''s not too big for them to watch the excitement at a glance. They will reluctantly agree after thinking with a smile.
It''s hard to dig out the meal money from the old liar. This is an opportunity. Maybe the old liar can''t get around when he talks nonsense, but he leaks a flaw. When he touches a porcelain or something, let alone the meal money, he has all the villas!
"OK, you say. If I think it''s reasonable, of course I''ll treat you to this meal... If I think it''s nonsense, you know who I am now. Be careful that I''ll get back to Gongwei prison for your accusation of misleading the public and entertaining a overlord meal in Zuixian building!" Meiqian smiled fiercely.
The fortune teller was shocked... Shit, I thought about throwing the meal money on my head so soon!
"OK, I''ll have a look. If you don''t show some housekeeping skills, you really don''t pay attention to me."
The fortune teller stepped forward and was thinking about which God in heaven would be more handsome and choose a set to kill the bad boy.
When I came closer, I was suddenly surprised and said, "eh? No, in addition to the heavy fog, it''s really full of bright colors and competing with each other?"
"Hey, what do you mean really? Dare you fool me just now!"
"Don''t talk, sit down." the fortune teller made Meiqian smile and sit upright. He turned around him a few times. He looked serious and exuded the momentum of being able to cheat several children. "Oh, the peach powder is so bright... Tut tut... Great."
"Fortune teller, are you dazzled? Is his pink clothes shining brightly?"
"Yes, the red light before was reflected by hand sleeves."
"If you let him hang his legs on his head, it''s estimated that he can change a purple light..."
When those bastards saw that the fortune teller seemed serious, they immediately began to coax. No joke, no fun!
Eyebrow thousand smile silently write down, later they want what color he will be satisfied.
"I''m an old liar. Just now you said red light, but now it''s pink again? You''re handsome. Don''t lie to me!" Meiqian smiled suspiciously.
"I didn''t lie to you... The light is so obvious that I can read it wrong?"
Meiqian smiled and touched his face. How can he shine? Why didn''t he find it?
"What''s the difference between pink light and red light?"
"It''s a big difference!" the fortune teller seemed to see almost, and stood aside, repeatedly touching his long beard and considering it.
"What does pink light mean?"
"Sao."
I can''t stand it. Where''s my bench?
"Put down your stool! Ouch, I can''t stand you. Don''t be impulsive! The so-called peach powder, peach powder, the important thing is that peach is not powder. You don''t listen to peach, do you?"
"OK, you say... I''ll take the bench and listen to you!" Meiqian smiled and threatened.
"Since ancient times, peach blossoms should love, and your peach powder naturally should be heterosexual. The more coquettish, ah bah, the more powder, the more heterosexual, which is also a proof of charm..."
"I see. You said it earlier... Come on, have a cup of tea to moisten your throat." meiqianxiao put down his stool, poured a cup of tea for the fortune teller and asked him to say slowly, "come on, don''t worry, go on slowly. What did you say just now? I''m very charming, isn''t it?"
"It''s true. But too bright is not a good thing. If it''s too rich and deep, it''s the so-called peach blossom robbery!"
"You''re talking nonsense again. You said I was guilty of peach blossom before, but now you''re doing it again?!" Mei qianxiao can still find some reason in the rhetoric.
"It''s different. In the past, your face was worse than peaches, but now peaches are better than peaches..."
"I don''t understand very well, and it sounds like a snack jam."
"A simple explanation is that you used to have peach blossom robbery, but now you have peach blossom robbery..."
"Sit down for me!" Mei qianxiao stood up and pressed the fortune teller on the stool, slapping his face ferociously. "There is no stuttering that I can''t cure with a slap in the world!"
"Hey, when did the boss learn how to cure stuttering?" Hong Xing said in amazement
"Medical skill is a fart. Those who don''t talk well have gone to the land. Do you think it''s cured?" Yi Ze explained to the honest Hong Xing with a smile.
"I''m not kidding you." the fortune teller pulled back his eyebrows and smiled. He sat down and looked at his face as if there was something in it. He looked with relish. "There are countless peach powder marriage lines on your face. They tangle with each other in a mess. They form a chain knot. They can''t be solved at all. I don''t know how you did it. Tut... Scum!"
okay?!
"I mean, it''s usually the irresponsible scum who shows mercy everywhere."
Are you still scolding me for being scum??
"But it must be charming scum to have such power."
What you said seems to make sense again.
"So is it good or bad?" eyebrow thousand smile, depending on the other party''s answer, should hammer a few punches.
"It''s messy, but it''s hard to say... It''s so conspicuous. Believe me, this pile of peach blossom robbery will come true soon. You''d better be careful..."
The fortune teller finished seriously and went back to sit and drink tea. He looked as if he had finished.
"It''s gone? So how can I crack it? Don''t you say?" eyebrows smiled and felt fooled, but suspicious.
After all, recently he felt that he and Li Mengyao seemed to have something or nothing. That feeling was very metaphysical... I don''t know if he got these peach blossoms on his face.
"The way to crack it... Hehe, so do I eat this meal or not?" the fortune teller shook his head and hinted.
Some of the master''s words are right. He says that there are two kinds of people who can''t shake their heads. One is a scholar who doesn''t shake his head and can''t recite books well; The other is a liar. The so-called swindle is also one of its characteristics!
"Eat and eat, it doesn''t work. I''ll beat out what you eat!" Meiqian smiled and said to himself.
After being admitted with a smile, the fortune teller immediately said, "there is only one way... You go to the body purification room and naturally get clean."
Meiqian smiled, but he couldn''t bear it. He couldn''t jump up in anger: "you''re kidding me!"
"Who''s kidding you?!" the fortune teller suddenly opened his eyes and shouted angrily than Meiqian''s smile. Instead, he calmed Meiqian''s smile. "Who made you provoke the girls to stop thinking about food and tea? Do you have to blame the girls for this? Don''t you blame yourself for being too popular!"
Eyebrow thousand smile, such as being hit in the head, suddenly wake up
Yes, it''s... it''s all because you''re so handsome!
The old liar is a bit of a Taoist. He''s a real meow!
"I''m sorry, I misunderstood. Come on, dish, this meal is mine!" Meiqian smiled, holding his face with one hand, his eyes hazy, imitating the modeling of male models occasionally published in know it all, and he felt 10000 times more handsome than them.
"That''s about the same..." the fortune teller''s anger came and went faster. He immediately wolfed down again. He didn''t eat in such a hurry for many days.
Meiqian smiled for a while and suddenly found that the scene was so similar to when he cheated the master to pay the bill
No, how can a fortune teller deceive himself? After all, my brother''s handsome is real, ah ha ha