"Sister tianmeng, so your real purpose is to let me eat shit, right?" Li zedao looks like I have seen through your vicious conspiracy.
Li zedao thinks that this woman is too much. Everyone is so familiar. Even you have shamelessly taken away my body. How can you ask for such excessive demands?
If I really eat shit, you must have enough reason not to let me kiss your little mouth in the future? It''s mean.
Tianmeng''s expression is extremely playful, and the original mood of suppressing anger has been replaced by comfort.
"Cluck, don''t you?"
She knew that the most hypocritical Taoist would choose to eat excrement.
The most hypocritical person will not easily hit his face in front of others. Behind his back, he is afraid that his face will be completely puffed up.
"Aren''t you afraid that I''ll kiss you after eating the shit?" Li zedao looked at the extremely sexy red lips, couldn''t help swallowing a mouthful of saliva, and wanted to infringe on it.
This woman can always easily awaken the most primitive beast of men.
Even if Li zedao had extremely strong self-control ability, he could not help howling when facing this woman.
Ouch
Tianmeng''s face remained unchanged, and giggled: "xiaodaozi, if you really do that, I promise you can only continue to exist in the form of soul body! You have to believe that in these four domains, apart from your sister, even Pangu''s soul can''t make you have a body again! "
"Xiaodaozi, don''t doubt what your sister said."
"What if you can''t help asking me to kiss you?" Asked Li zedao.
"You think too much." Tianmeng sneered, once again witnessed the shamelessness of this damned idiot.
Li zedao hesitated for a long time, and finally bit his teeth. There was a trace of ruthlessness in his eyes. He said: "sister tianmeng, I can eat excrement, but it''s up to me to eat human excrement or animal excrement, otherwise Even if there is no body, I will kiss you
Tianmeng sneered: "if you want to eat your own shit, it''s OK, but you have to eat it in front of your sister''s face, fresh one."
Li zedao put up with nausea and said, "it''s not delicious to eat raw, is it? Can I add some water and cook it then? "
"Whatever you want."
Tianmeng''s face finally changed. The corners of his mouth pulled violently, and his scalp became numb.
In tianmeng''s opinion, xiaodaozi said such words to disgust her, and she was really disgusted.
As for eating human excrement or animal excrement, it doesn''t matter at all, as long as it''s excrement.
"In that case, it''s settled." Li zedao took a deep breath, and his eyes showed determination.
At this moment, he has a resolute face, a great aura, and a brilliant posture that he can give everything for the beautiful future of Pangu.
Tianmeng quickly closed her eyes. She really didn''t want to see that hypocritical face, which would make her sick.
A few days later, Buzhou mountain, nameless cave entrance.
Tianmeng''s feet are still bound by the two hands evolved from Pangu''s soul. His actions are limited. Even his accomplishments are restrained.
She looked up at the starry sky, looked at the round as if it was covered by a thin layer of gauze, looked a little hazy blood red moon, slightly raised a trace of cold at the corner of her mouth.
It seems that there has been no full moon for a long time, and the blood red waning moon has become dim, just like being covered with a thin layer of gauze, which means that the confinement has appeared cracks.
It''s no wonder that xiaodaozi is in a hurry. He plays his shameless without any lower limit perfectly. He even has to eat excrement.
It''s just a small way. Are you too fanciful?
How can you be an idiot to think that as long as you go to Fanyu for a period of time, you will completely like that place? Will you have a desire to protect?
Say you''re an idiot. I''m afraid you have to protest?
Li zedao is not in the nameless cave at this time. He goes deep into the mountains.
In his words, he''s looking for some animals that smell better.
He said he wanted to find a beast whose excrement didn''t stink so much, bring it back, cook the excrement that the beast just pulled out in front of tianmeng, and then eat it!
"Damn the path, it''s disgusting!"
Thinking of some disgusting scene, tianmengxiu frowned slightly, her scalp began to feel numb again, and quickly snuffed out the horrible scene.
But think of shameless extremely small way son will eat excrement in front of her face, her mood and unprovoked up.
When the waning moon is about to disappear, and the early morning sun is about to fall on the mouth of the dark cave, my heart feels something, and tianmeng looks up.
Li zedao''s ghost like figure appeared in front of her.
Tianmeng thought that this damned idiot finally came back, otherwise she was afraid to curse her mother.She exists in the form of a powerful soul, without body. This damned sunshine is her biggest enemy.
Although it''s not enough to kill her, it can make her suffer a lot, and even want to die.
However, Li zedao was still carrying a cloth bag in his hand. There was something scurrying in the bag, and he hissed in panic. Obviously, he succeeded in catching a beast that he thought was not so bad to eat.
Tianmeng''s eyes are full of fun. Although they are disgusting, they are very happy.
Finally can see the path son eat excrement, very good!
"Sister tianmeng, the sun is about to rise. Let''s hurry into the cave. I''ll show you what I eat." Li zedao looked at tianmeng and said. Then I was disgusted by what I said.
The muscles on tianmeng''s face were out of control, and he was nauseous.
Under the control of the hands holding her feet, tianmeng''s figure drifts into the nameless hole uncontrollably.
Li zedao took out an animal in the bag that was obviously frightened in front of tianmeng.
The beast is not big, it looks a bit like a civet. It has black and white hair. Its black eyes show fear, and it constantly makes a timid hissing sound, which is obviously frightened.
"Hehe, Lingli."
Tianmeng recognized the poor little beast at a glance, full of fun.
She felt that this beaver was very lucky, because it was about to poop for a strong one in the spirit world.
It''s just, xiaodaozi, is this the excrement of Lingli? Or has he tasted all the animal excrement in advance, and finally thought that the excrement of Lingli could be imported?
Tianmeng is disgusted. If her feet had not been bound by that damned hand, she would have been far away from Li Ze, or she would have killed this disgusting bitch alive.
Li zedao said with a smile: "this little guy''s speed is too fast, and his body is small. When he goes to any cave, he will lose his trace directly. But it took me a lot of effort to capture him."
As he said this, Li zedao took out a big cage made of branches from Xumi ring and put the frightened beaver in it.
"Xiaodaozi, it seems that you have eaten the excrement of Lingli?" Tianmeng''s face is more playful.
It''s impossible for xiaodaozi to catch a beast at random. He will surely catch the beast that he thinks is the least smelly and the least disgusting.
Does lingfu''s excrement stink?
Tianmeng doesn''t know. She hasn''t eaten it.
But look at the posture of xiaodaozi, he must have eaten it.
Li zedao''s mouth grinned and showed his white teeth, which made him have endless aftertaste: "yes."
“……” Even if tianmeng was ready, he was almost disgusted to death.
"Is it delicious?" Tianmeng asked with nausea.
"It''s delicious. You may want to eat it when I eat it." Li zedao''s face showed a very enjoyable smile.
"Daozi, you are disgusting!"
With a mysterious smile, Li zedao took out a bag from Xumi ring, which contained an unknown fruit.
He threw the fruit into the cage, and the frightened beaver was attracted by the sweet smell of the fruit, but because of fear, he didn''t dare to get close.
After a moment''s hesitation, it could not resist the temptation of delicious food. It approached carefully, and then swallowed it in its mouth.
Li zedao smiles, grabs a large number of fruits and throws them in.
Under the temptation of delicious food, the fear of Linghu was completely eliminated, and it was quite pleasant to enjoy the meal.
"What''s this?"
Tianmeng is a little curious. Rao is knowledgeable, but she can''t recognize what kind of fruit it is.
Li zedao looked at these fruits, his face full of memories, said: "in the divine realm, this is just a kind of humble fruit, no one found that it has any effect in the way of elixir, so it didn''t even appear in the compendium of plants. At most, it is an unknown wild fruit that Linghu likes very much."
"But in Fanyu, this kind of thing is widely planted and very popular. It also has a name, coffee fruit."
"Coffee fruit?" Tianmeng thought, what a strange name.
I have been in Fanyu for a long time. Why haven''t I heard of it?
"After the civet is full, let''s sit and wait for it to poop."
Li zedao couldn''t wait on his face, and the light of expectation burst out of his eyes, which made tianmeng feel like being struck by thunder. It was really disgusting.
Li zedao took out a copper pot from Xumi ring, which already contained half a pot of water.
He looked at tianmeng affectionately and said, "sister tianmeng, I''ll cook the excrement of Linghu for you."
Tianmeng is disgusted: "go away!"Li zedao laughed and began to hum the song. This time, he didn''t mean to be out of tune.
Just want to let this damned idiot shut up tianmeng slightly lengxia, thought that although never heard such a strange so-called song, but it seems to be very good.
I''m not trying to shut up.
When the fox was full, it was tired. Its chubby body curled up and began to sleep.
"When it wakes up, it starts to poop." Li zedao looks forward to it.
"Go away!"
www.novelhall.com , the fastest update of the webnovel!