When Linghu was sleeping, Li zedao was not idle. Instead, he took out some wood, iron wire and other things from Xumi ring, and took out a small knife.
Tianmeng wondered what Daozi wanted to do, but he didn''t bother to ask, for fear of disgusting himself.
Li zedao was in a good mood. While humming the familiar love song, he began to polish the wooden blocks carefully.
Idle is also idle. Li zedao plans to make a guitar.
Only at this time, and only when he reaches the current height, can Li zedao dare so blatantly stir up such a thing that the divine realm does not have at all.
Half a day later, while Lingli was still sleeping and digesting the delicious food in his stomach, Li zedao finished his guitar making.
With his hands, the familiar musical notes made Li zedao almost burst into tears.
How long has it been that I haven''t smelled the breath of Fanyu?
He calculated carefully. He came to Shenyu for 11 years and 3 days If the calculation is correct!
After a lot of time, are unconsciously spent.
For example, when he helped tianmeng to refine the Lingyu pill, when he repaired the colorful wall, and when he and tianmeng were looking for the sky axe in the ghost land.
"What is this?"
When tianmeng heard the indescribable sound, he glanced at the guitar in Li zedao''s hand with disdain. I didn''t look curious at all.
"In Fanyu, this kind of thing is called guitar, which is a necessary artifact for young artists to pick up girls." Li zedao said briefly.
Tianmeng mouth pull pull pull, why small way son now open mouth shut up, in addition to eat excrement is to pick up a girl?
When he was in Fanyu, he ate shit every day and picked up girls?
Li zedao calmed down, gently waved the strings and hummed.
"Vagrants miss you outside, dear mother..."
Tian Meng Leng for a moment, looking at Li zedao''s face, sighed softly.
Today''s trail is like a poor stray dog. No wonder he wants to go back to Fanyu so much.
After waking up, under the gaze of Li zedao''s expectant little eyes, he finally pooped in the corner of the cage.
Li zedao was so excited that he clenched his hands.
Tianmeng''s eyes widened, but he saw the excrement one by one. It looked hard. It seemed to be similar to the so-called coffee fruit it had eaten before, and it didn''t seem to smell too disgusting.
Li zedao''s eyes lit up and pointed to the poop. He seemed incoherent: "sister tianmeng, I''m so damn handsome No, I mean, do you know how popular this kind of thing is in Fanyu? "
Tianmeng said coldly, "I don''t know."
"That''s your ignorance!"
“……”
Li zedao''s eyes are shining. This is the most authentic cat excrement coffee!
That''s right. The fox is actually a civet in Fanyu. When Li zedao was in the hunting battle in the Buzhou mountain range, he accidentally found that there were wild coffee fruits in the Buzhou mountain range, and even found the trace of the civet.
At that time, I wanted to pick some coffee fruit and bake some coffee for myself.
Even if you can catch a civet and let it help you produce that cat excrement coffee, it''s even better.
It''s just that a lot of things happened later, and this kind of little thing was forgotten by Li zedao.
That day, when Meng asked him to eat people or excrement, Li zedao secretly hated this woman too much. At the same time, he immediately thought of civet cat, so he immediately said that of course, he must eat excrement. Whoever doesn''t eat excrement is a fool!
Tianmeng looks at Li zedao disgustedly, even licking his saliva. It''s hard to imagine that xiaodaozi should show such eager eyes, as if he is really facing delicious food.
That''s shit! Even if it doesn''t smell too bad, it''s shit!
Is my guess right? People from all over the world are now eating excrement?
Li zedao collected the cat droppings and looked back at tianmeng and said, "sister tianmeng, can I wash it? Of course, in order to dispel your doubts, I can wash in front of you. "
"Shit? Can the excrement be washed clean? It''s not shit? "
Tianmeng has nausea scalp numbness, back cold, do not know what to say, can only difficult mouth: "whatever."
She swears that if she dares to touch her in the future, she will surely kill him alive!
Li zedao is like a chef who is about to make delicious food. While humming a song, he takes out a copper basin in front of tianmeng, puts the cat excrement in his hand into the basin, pours water and starts to wash.
Tianmeng is even more disgusting. In fact, she doesn''t want to see the horrible scene of washing excrement, but she can''t help staring at it. To put it bluntly, she is afraid that the path will change the excrement.
Naturally, Li zedao didn''t move his hands and feet. He washed seriously and happily, and his eyes glowed like a hungry wolf seeing a lamb, a vulture seeing a rotten piece of meat, and an amorous heaven dreaming of a naked pathIn a word, that kind of eyes is so terrible, the day dream is disgusting scalp hard numb.
As time goes on, tianmeng''s eyes become bigger and bigger.
Because the cat excrement was not completely diluted in the water as she thought, but only on the surface. There were many hard looking things in it.
"Civet Oh, it''s Linghu, which is used to be called musk cat in our territory. "
Li zedao smiles and looks at tianmeng with a strange expression and begins to introduce him as if he were a learned scholar.
"Civets like to eat delicious and juicy coffee fruit, but this hard hard nut, that is, coffee beans, can''t be digested at all and will be photographed with feces."
Li zedao held up his coffee beans and put them in front of tianmeng. He said with a smile, "coffee beans fermented by civet''s intestines are especially thick and mellow. It''s not too much to say that they are Rolls Royce in coffee."
Tianmeng couldn''t understand. Her brain was not working well at this time. She was really disgusted.
"Damn the trail, keep this thing away from me."
Li zedao smiles, but he doesn''t dare to play a prank. He rubs his coffee beans against tianmeng''s face. Instead, he retracts his hand and continues to wash these precious coffee beans.
He knew that if he dared to do so, he would be challenging the bottom line of this woman. With this woman''s attitude that she must repay her, she would surely retaliate madly in the future.
Look for a chance to put stool in his mouth. It''s light.
Looking at these coffee beans, Li zedao felt something. He couldn''t help thinking of Antarctica, the woman who let his head sprout green, and the pretty little nun who wanted to kill him and avenge her beloved man.
That woman has a passion for Cat Shit coffee.
Remembering the good or bad scenes in the past, Li zedao found that his heart was so calm that he couldn''t ripple any ripples. He didn''t have the tingling feeling, the heartache that he couldn''t breathe, the anger that he was cheated.
I even think it''s very interesting.
Even if there is a chance to meet, Li zedao thinks that he should be quite polite and say: "abbess, you are a big omen."
It seems that the woman has been completely put down, as if it was an experience worth recalling occasionally.
After cleaning the coffee beans rolled out from the bottom of the civet, Li zedao rubbed his hands with his eyes shining. He quickly lit a fire with a copper pot on it. He dried the cleaned coffee beans and put them into the copper pot to start simple baking.
"You are "Roast shit?" Tianmeng murmured hard.
Disgusted to the extreme, she wanted to close her eyes, but she was worried that this shameless idiot would do something, so she always widened her eyes.
Tianmeng doesn''t know. In fact, she has been attracted by Li zedao''s series of shocking actions. Li zedao''s obscure words are just like the cat''s paws, gently scratching tianmeng''s heart full of exploration.
In the final analysis, although tianmeng is equal to the existence of God, she is also human in essence.
People are naturally curious about the unknown world. That''s why Li zedao intends to bake coffee in front of tianmeng in order to arouse tianmeng''s curiosity and eliminate her resistance to going to Fanyu.
"This is roasted coffee, which can completely stimulate the aroma of coffee."
Li zedao was also stimulated by the word "roast excrement", which made him feel sick.
This woman is really ignorant. It''s a little strange.
"Of course, it''s unscientific to bake like this, but the conditions are simple, and I have a general understanding that I''ve never done it by hand, so I can only do it like this."
"But it''s the most wild civet poop. It''s the most authentic cat poop coffee. It''s not artificially raised, so even if the baking conditions are poor, it won''t taste too bad."
Li zedao looked at tianmeng with a smile, just like an old witch who tricked snow white into eating poisonous apples. He said in a seductive voice, "sister tianmeng, soon the smell of coffee will fill the whole nameless hole. I promise you will like that kind of taste."
"Go away!" Tianmeng is disgusting.
"Pa! "Ha..." A strange sound came from the copper pot.
"What''s going on?" Tianmeng looked at the copper pot and frowned slightly.
She had already smelled the strange smell in the air, but she had to admit that it seemed really good.
At least, she didn''t reject it.
How could it taste like this when you bake the shits of civet? It''s really strange.
"This is the so-called explosion."
Li zedao, like a tireless teacher, began to smear some traces on tianmeng''s white paper.
"A blast?"Li zedao took a breath of the long lost fragrance in the air and began to show off his erudition. He asked: "the so-called explosion is in the process of baking coffee beans. When the temperature reaches 180-200 ℃, the fibrous tissue of coffee beans begins to harden, resulting in the failure of the smooth discharge of the pressure of the bean core and the rapid rise of the internal pressure."
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